Beep! Beep!
Not again! Why didn't you turn that stupid thing off!
'Because we are going to plan out how to get my life back!'
Fine, but first I need my beauty sleep.
'NO, we are going to head down to the mall (Konaha mall not Amegakure mall like yesterday) and buy some new clothes to help me feel good, then we are going to practice being down right awesome, and finally we will make them all suffer!'
You need help.
'You think? I got you trapped in my mind, of course I need help.'
I can't go back to sleep thanks to you.
'You're welcome!'
Getting out of bed, I headed over to my closet.
'Everything I own I either got with Ino, and it really does look slutty or I bought choosing comfort over beauty. This is why I need new clothes, ones that look amazing but don't make me look slutty.'
I thought your solution was to be yourself like when you first became popular?
'It is but I really want everyone to suffer for what they did to me. So, I figured looking hot was a bit of bonus.'
For your Akatsuki friends?
'No!'
Right that's just a bonus also.
'...maybe.'
Speaking of them, you should set up your blog on your phone, so you can tell if they ever post something else.
'That's right I never did set it up!' Grabbing my phone I logged onto Tumblr and saved it allowing notifications on my phone.
'There.'
Finally I went back to my closet and grabbed grey yoga pants and a a plain white tank, I headed into the bathroom to get ready. Right before heading out I grabbed my favorite jacket, it's a black and white splatter paint design that makes a bunch of U's and A's for Under Armor. It also has splashes of random pink splatter paint also. (A/N: My all time favorite jacket, that I never what anything to happen to. Also I thought the black and white with a splash of pink would really go well with Sakura's hair.)

I had found a bunch of cute clothes, including a pink camisole that matched my hair, some other cute shirts, and a couple pairs of levi's which looked fine (Emphasis on the fine.)
New clothes, check. Next being down-right awesome. Um, how exactly do you expect to do that?
'Actually, new clothes isn't down.'
How? You bought an entire new wardrobe?
'Well, I want to get my hair cut.'
That isn't clothing.
'But I'm counting it as looking good, which will go in the clothes catagory.'
But I like our hair!
Inner started to whine and plead for me to stop when I walked into the hairdresser's. I was happy to be getting my hair cut, the only reason I let it grow out was because I heard Sasuke liked long-haired girls, and now that I'm getting payback on everyone for their gossiping ways I don't care what Sasuke thinks. I like short hair.
NO! STOP NOW!
'Shut it. Now look, we look gorgeous.'
Inner was wimpering but didn't complain anymore. Who could? Yeah, my hair is a unique being pink and all but it just looked way to girly and childish long. Now it looks amazing, the hairdresser did a wonderful job. My precious pink locks fell lightly on the nape of my neck and hovered slightly above my shoulders. My bangs curled inward following my cheek bones.
'Now, new clothes and look, check. On to being awesome.'
What do you plan on doing for being awesome?
'Well, like you pointed out yesterday, my only real friends are some gang I just met, and I'm graduating in half a year so why even try to make things better at Konaha high. I figured that I'll become strong enough to join the Akatsuki when I head off to college so I'm not alone as much.'
So, you're going to train to get strong? From who exactly?
'Um...well that's what the rest of our day is devoted.'
Okay, so, any ideas?

I was looking at the local phonebook for places I could learn to fight.
'Well there's only four local places to train in Konaha so that narrows it down'
Yeah, Teakwando, Weapons mastery (is that really legal) (A/N:Yes, it is :D), Boxing, and Fencing. Wait, why is fencing an option?
'Because it teaches you to dodge and counter the opponents strikes.'
Oh, that actually sounds useful.
'Yeah, but they all kind of teach you to do that on there own ways.' (A/N: No they don't :D)
Okay, so then lets check them out.
'Yeah.'

First stop, Teakwando.
Wow, this place is huge.
'Tell me about it.'
"Hello, can I help you?"
Creepy.
'Shh.'
"Um, I want to get stronger, so I thought I'd check out all the different places in Konaha."
The man infront of smiled the biggest smile ever showing off his pearly whites, and giving me a thumbs up started to reply.
"Well you've come to the right place youthful miss, here you will learn to fight youthful battles and win while enjoying being so youthful!"
Youthful? Talk about pedophile alert.
'That's not nice. He's just trying to be kind.'
He then placed a hand on my shoulder and continued to talk about youth.
Pedophile, Pedophile!
"Um, I'm sorry but I still want to check out the other places but I'll remember what you said." I smiled nicely and began to back up so his hand wasn't on my shoulder anymore.
"Oh, of course I hope to see you again soon." His smiled wasn't as big as before but it was still there.
I walked out as soon as possible, letting out a breath that I had been holding in.
We are never going back there.
'Agreed.'
Okay, so where to next?
'Uh.. It looks like Boxing and Fencing are the closest, they're in the same building. I guess a husband and wife run them.'
So, we won't be molested?
'We weren't molested in the first place.'
Yeah, but you were creeped out by that guy just as much as me.
'So, alot of people creep me out, that doesn't mean they're bad people.'
He was obsessed with youth, you don't find that weird in the least?
'Okay, that was a bit much. So, what?'
Youth. In otherwords childhood and young people. (A/N: I'm really sorry if this ruins Guy for anyone.)
'Shut up, your putting thoughts in my mind that I never wanted in it.'
Sorry.

'Here it is.' I stepped inside the gym like area and was greeted by a dark brown haired woman with sharp deep eyes and a sweet smile.
She's pretty.
'Yeah.'
"Hello, I'm Kurenai I run the fencing program here, how may I help you?"
"Oh, I'm just sort of looking around at training places in town."
"What sort of training places?"
"Mostly, ones for fighting and defense."
"Then, let me show you around." She smiled sweetly again, man was she nice.
I like her.
'Me to.'
"Sure." I smiled back trying my best to match her smile.
"Okay, follow me. You wouldn't mind telling me your name, would you?"
"Oh, sorry I sort of forgot. I'm Sakura Haruno."
"It's fine, I really think you're going to like it here if you want to learn offense and defense."
We found our training place!
'Well, there's still another.'
So. I like it here.
I followed Kurenai as she showed me the basic equipment and explained what I would learn. Then she brought me to a match that was going on. I watch as to people dodged eachothers moves swiftly, one quick twitch of the hand and a trust forward as one of them had been rendered immobile. Both removed there helmets to reveal a long haired boy the winner and the loser was none other than Hinata.
'Shit! Just when we found a good trainer.'
"That's Hinata and her cousin Neiji Hyuga, they're my star pupils." Kurenai pointed to Hinata and the long-brown haired boy as she named them. Hinata looked over at me and I made an excuse to leave.
"I'm sorry, but I don't really think I'm cut out for this. It seems really complicated and now that I think about some small self defense tricks might be all I need."
"Oh, well that's alright, it isn't for everyone. Are you sure you don't want to head over to check out the boxing though?"
"No, it's fine. I should probably get going."
"Okay, I hope I'll see you again, sometime, Sakura."
She was so nice though.
'It makes sense that Hinata would have a trainer like her, though.'
Yeah. So, Weapons Mastery?
'I guess.'

Sighing I walked inside, hoping this was the place because I had officially ran out of other choices. Walking in I thought the place was empty until I saw a silver haired (yes, silver) man with a mask (What the heck.) He was reading something, which when I took a closer look I saw was a porn magazine.
What the fuck!
'This is the trainer?'
"Um...hello."
He looked up at me but didn't put down the magazine (seriously, what the heck is up with him.)
"Can I help you?" He had a bored look on his face like I was a bother.
"Well, I was wondering about the Weapon's Mastery training?"
"Do you have any basic defense and offense training." He was still looking at his magazine.
"No."
"Come back when you do."
What! Who the hell does he think he is!
"Why, can't I just learn how to do that stuff here?"
Tell him!
"Because I don't teach that."
I was silent.
Shit, does this mean we don't have anyone to train us?
'I guess.'
I turned towards the down and started to walk out.
"I can tell you where to go to learn the basics, if you want."
"No, it's fine." I left and headed home.
When I got home I thought about going over and learning fencing and boxing despite Hinata being there, but ruled it out.
Hey, why not do what you did before.
'What would that be?'
Ask your gang friends.
'That's a good idea.'
All my ideas are good.
I opened my laptop and made my message.
Pinky: Do you know any good places to learn offense and defense fighting?
'What if they don't'
Then we're screwed Sherlock.
'Lovely.'
Looks like we have a reply.
Inner was right, but it wasn't Hidan this time.
Darkknight: Why don't you ask your aunt to teach you.
I had told everyone about my aunt and parents death yesterday when I met them, but know one really payed attention to names so it really surprised me to read Itachi's response.
Why would Tsunade be a good trainer? I didn't know she could fight.
Pinky: I didn't know she could fight.
JashinsBITCH: She's friends with our college's headmaster and rumor has it she fucking beat him to a pulp when he tried to catch her naked.
'That's more than I needed to know.'
Pinky: Ew? But how do you know that your headmaster isn't just weak.
Then I got a surprise with Hidan's response.
JashinsBITCH: He's a fucking martial arts champion.
Pinky: Oh.
JashinsBITCH: Why do you want to fucking know anyway?
Pinky: I want to train to get back at everyone at my school.
No you don't.
'I want to get back at them, though.'
Not by beating them up.
'Well, I'm not telling him the real reason.'
Why not?
'Oh, you know why the fuck not.'
Whatever.
JashinsBITCH: Like to beat the shit out them or to stop them from beating the shit out of you?
Pinky: Both, I guess.
Lies! You are lying! No one is beating you up!
'Karin tripped me.'
That doesn't count you lier!
'I'm Going to make you talk to that youth obsessed man again.'
Oh, hell no.
'That's what I thought.'
JashinsBITCH: Those fuckers deserve to have the shit beat out of them then.
He's supporting you.
'Of course he is. He's part of a gang, he probably enjoys beating people up.'
That is prejudice towards gangs everywhere.
'No, just the Akatsuki.'
Pinky: Yeah, but only if I can get my aunt to train me.
I then shut the computer and went to look for food. While opening the fridge door I got a call from aunt Tsunade.
"Hey. What's up?" I asked casually.
"I got off work early, and wanted to know if you wanted to go out to eat?"
"Sure, I was about to find something to eat but this works out perfect."
"Okay, meet me at Grider's (A/N: It's a family restraunt where you sit down at a bar type area and listen/watch the musical entertainment.)
"Okay. Bye."
"Bye, honey, see you soon."
A/N: So I didn't quite make 3,000, but don't get angry because my mom wanted me to go look at houses with her so I didn't quite get the next 1,000 words. Speaking of which I got two things to say,
1: Would you guys rather have 1,000-2,000 word chapters everyday/every other day or 4,000-6,000 word chapters twice a week?
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