A/N: Hi everybody reading this! Anyway, when I asked what people would prefer, a 1,000-2,000 word chapter every day or a 5,000-6,000 chapter twice a week, most replies said one everyday/ every other day. So, I'm changing my routine, from now on I hope to have more than 1,500 words a day for you guys. No matter what though it will be more than 1,000 words. Also when school starts again for me I won't be posting everyday but more like everyother day. And if any one's curious I don't count my authors notes in my word count, so, this isn't part of your chapter today :D. Now here is chapter 5.

Arriving at Grider's amediately headed for the bar, knowing that is where I'd find aunt Tsunade. She was sitting with some unknown achohol infront of her.
Great, she's already started drinking.
'Yeah, but it might be easier to convince her to train me when she's drunk.'
That's taking advantage of the situation and isn't right.
'Yeah, and all the other trainers aren't options, so we need a yes from this one.'
I don't like you with short hair, you win to many arguments now.
'I don't think it's the hair.'
Whatever. I'm just saying normally I'm the one suggesting these type of things.
"Oh, Sakura sit down. Order whatever you want."
I'd like an Electric Ice Tea.
'We're eightteen.'
She said WHATEVER you want, and I want.
'We've never even had achohol before.'
So.
'You're pathetic.'
I sat down at the bar stool next aunt Tsunade and ordered a barbecue burger (A/N: Sorry to any vegans or vegetarians but I grew up on meat, and I just couldn't take it not being in my diet. :( )
Do to my aunt's drinking it took her awhile but she finally noticed I cut my hair.
"Sakura? What did you do to your hair?"
What did you do, indeed.
"I went to a hairdresser and got it cut short."
"Really? Well, I like it, it makes you look more mature."
'Thanks? Do we want mature?'
I'm not part of this conversation.
'Serioursly? You're still angry I cut my hair? Well, I think we look good to so stuff it.'
"Thanks, I like it this way too...Um aunt Tsunade?"
"Hm, Is there something wrong?"
"Well no, it's just I want to learn to fight and defend myself, and was hoping you'd teach me."
Then everything went silent, even with everyone else's conversations going on, it was dead silent here.
Great, look what you did now.
'How was I suppose to know this was a touchy subject.'
Maybe the fact that she never told you about being able to fight.
'Oh.'
"..aunt T-tsunade."
Did you just stutter? Oh gosh don't turn into Hinata.
"Sakura, where did you here about me fighting?"
She doesn't sound to happy.
"A couple of friends heard a rumor."
"What would that rumor be?"
"That you beat Ame's college headmaster who's a martial arts champion."
"It's a lie." She turned back towards the counter and took a drink from her glass.
"No, it's not."
Woah! Who lit a fire under your ass!
'The Akatsuki.'
Ooh we got a sadist up in here!
'I'm not a sadist!'
You could be.
'Never!'
"What did you just say, Sakura?"
"You're lying you did beat that headmaster didn't you."
You go girl!
"Sakura, why do you want to learn to fight anyway?"
"Self defense, I'm heading off to college in less than a year and I want to be able to protect myself."
When did you get good at lying?
'When I met you.'
You've always known me, th...Oh, that is just mean.
"Self defense? What's the real reason?"
I didn't really have a choice, so I told her about how everyone calls me a slut now and Hinata's letter, I left out the blog and the Akatsuki, knowing my aunt wouldn't want me anywhere near a gang. I then said my solution was to prove everyone and there stupid rumor wrong and looking good and learning to fight was part of that. Aunt Tsunade grew wide-eyed at my resolve but then said something that surprised me.
"Do you really want to go through with this?"
"More than anything right now."
Aunt Tsunade sighed knowing she'd have to train me after hearing my logic and how set I am on learning to fight.
"Fine, come on I want to show you some basic stuff before you go to bed."

When we got home aunt Tsunade taught me some extremely basic stuff, like elbowing the stomache or neck if someone's behind you, and how to sidestep to get behind them. She also showed me how to knock anyone out of balance by pinpointing parts of their legs. Finally she taught me how to make a proper fist and and throw a straight punch. It seems like alot and it is but when you put it all together or even get it in your mind this is nothing compared to what she plans on teaching me. It kind of scares me to think I could actually try to beat someone up or fight them, but somepeople deserve it.
That's a little harsh don't you think?
'No.'
You haven't even learn enough to beat someone up, just stop them from beating you up.
'Or make a scene.'
That's devious...I think I like it.
'Tomorrow we start our payback.'
Hey, didn't you have homework since you went home early?
'Oh shit!'
Yeah, I thought so.
'I'm to tired to do it though!'
Wow, talk about whiny. And I don't think it really matters if you miss an assignment, you have straight A's and extra credit points.
'Still, my perfect scores will be ruined!'
You want to go to Amegakure's college with the Akatsuki right?
'Well, yeah, so?'
You only need a 3.0 average to make it in. I think you'll make it.
'Your right! Wait then how exactly did someone like Hidan make it in? Or Tobi for that matter?'
I have no clue.
'Oh.'
I turned off the lights in my room and layed down to sleep.
'Goodnight Inner.'
Shut up, bitch, you cut our hair.

A/N: So, well I don't think I have anything to say? Oh I know!
Next chapter: Sakura heads to school looking badass and ready to take on the world! Right?
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