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"Look, slut I don't know what made you think you could stand up to me but you should apologize before I get serious."
Who pissed in her cornflakes?
'Apparently us.'
Oh, right.
'Well technically we burnt her cornflakes.'
Where as ours are lightly toasted!
'That sounds dirty.'
How?
'Our cornflakes are lightly toasted.'
That's not that bad. What's bad is what I want to do to Taylor Lautner.
'By Taylor Lautner do you mean Tay...'
Both. Actually everyone in the Akatsuki for that matter.
'I agree but only if it stays between you and me.'
No, I thought I'd tell all my drinking buddies at the bar before I hit the town tonight.
'Your sarcasm isn't needed.'
Neither is your stupidity.
'Hey Inner?'
What?
'Miss burnt cornflakes looks angry.'
So what do we do?
'Punch face.'
I think I now respect you.
'You always respected me, bitch'
You are angry.
Ignoring Inner I took the opportunity to, yeah, punch face.
My fist hit Karin's left cheek and smashed her nose. I wasn't sure if it was broken or not but I wished it was.
Hey, that isn't nice. She's already ugly enough, you don't have to make it worse.
'I thought we were past burns?'
Hell, no! I'm gonna burn the bitch 'til she's nothing but a pile of ash. Then I'm going to roll the ash into a blunt and smoke the bitch.
'WHAT!...Wait...is...is that even possible?'
Who the fuck knows. Sounds cool though, right?
'No... it sounds illegal!'
And cool.
'Can we just beat her?'
Probably.
Now that I really looked at the scene I realized how bad the situation had gotten. Karin was on the ground clutching her nose while blood dripped down her hands. Her groupies surrounded her, shreaking, their shrill voices screaming for help. Everyone that was gathered around looked at me in faces of horror, disgust, fear, confusion, and many more, not one being good. I looked at my own fist and saw Karin's blood on it.
'Why the hell did I punch her?'
Like I said you were angry.
'Holy shit! I have anger issues.'
Yeah, funny, right?
'Funny? Now she's going to go to the nurse and say I punched her. Then I'll get suspended. Then my perfect record and grades will be ruined. Then I end up a prostitute on the streets, trading favors for money.'
Woah, what? A prostitute? You're jumping to conclusions.
'That's what I told you when those bitches first started calling me a slut.'
...I DON'T WANT TO BE A PROSTITUTE!
Tears started forming in my eyes, and I hauled ass out of there. Running through the halls and out into the courtyard, I snuck up onto the roof of the school. Our school actually didn't have roof access or any real way to get up on the roof, I just used a tall tree to get on top of the school. I wanted to be alone, even though it wasn't possible. Even up here, someone was bound to find me, and I sure as shit couldn't stay here all day. For now however, I enjoyed the peace and quiet up here. For now, I'll sit and quietly cry to myself.

After bawling my eyes out, I unraveled my body from its tight ball and shivered as the wind hit me. Leaning back I ended up on my back looking up at the clouds and sky. Trying to find shapes and things in the clouds like in the movies, I failed, only finding a bunch of clouds and one shaped like a penis. Giggling at my fucked up mind I soon went back to my tear filled solitude. I grabbed my phone to check the time and was shocked. 10:34 I had been up here for over three hours. Why had no one tried to find me? Surely Karin told the nurse I hit hurt? I spoke to soon.
Hearing doors crash shut wasn't what scared me, they'd had opened and closed many times since I've been up here. What scared me was I heard voices shouting my name. I didn't stand up because I didn't want anyone to know I was here, so I slowly crept to the edge and peaked down at who it was. I was shocked at who I saw, more shocked than I thought possible.
Shit, do we have to talk to them?
'I don't know.'
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Disclaimer: I haven't put one in forever (have I put one at all?) because I assumed it was obvious that in my schizophrenic world I do not own Naruto.