A/N: You guys don't even know how much I love you! I woke up today and read all my comments and I'm just so happy! I love all the comments :D and have reached 73 when I last checked. I also wrote a oneshot if you guys want to check it out (it's honestly not good and only 233 words.) Anyway no one guessed right as to who it is calling Sakura. So...READ!
I was frozen in place, they kept calling my name but I didn't dare to answer let alone move. I was confused, and angry by who I saw.
Why are they here? Shouldn't they be in class?
'Yeah' Inner was right the four people in front of me should be in class. Yeah, that's right, FOUR people. Not one but four people stood in the court yard. Their group consisted of Sasuke, Karin, and two other guys I've seen with them before. I think the tall ginger was named Jugo, and the pale white haired guy was named Suigetsu.
I didn't dare make a sound as they continued to look and call my name, I just ducked down so I wasn't visible.
'What are they doing here?'
How am I supposed to know?
'Maybe Karin told them to beat me up for punching her.'
I doubt it, I mean seriously who listens to Karin?
'Good point.'
I stayed down 'til the voices vanished along with their footsteps and the sounds of the doors closing. Finally looking up I realized I made a horrible mistake. All four of them were standing looking directly at me.
Shit.
'You can say that again.'
Fucking shit.
'Or just make it worse, whatever floats your boat.'
So, um...what do we do?
'Run?'
How, the only way down is the tree right next to them.
'Right. How about we kill ourselves?'
How about we ask them what they want.
'Can we make a shiv first? You know for if things go sour.'
No, we don't even know how to make a shiv.
'Really? I don't think it's that hard.'
We're not making a shiv.
'Not even for messing with Karin?'
...How fast can we make a shiv.
'See it's not a bad idea.'
Whatever, lets find out what they want.
"What do you want!" I hollered harshly at them.
No answer?
After a minute of silence Sasuke spoke up.
"We want you to join our gang, Team Taka."
That is the dumbest name ever.
'You said that the Akatsuki was weird originally too.'
Yeah weird not dumb.
'You're just saying that because you don't like them.'
No, I'm saying that because it's dumb.
'Oh and if the Akatsuki were named Team Taka and not them what would you say?'
That they are sexy but man is that name dumb.
'No, you'd be a total fangirl the entire time.'
Fangirl? They are not tv show characters or some type of stars, they're gangs members! (A/N: You sure about that inner?..hehe :D)
'Yet you still manage to do it.'
...What should we say?
'No, if we join their gang how the hell will we become an Akatsuki member.'
But we wouldn't be made fun of anymore, isn't that the point of doing all that we've done.
'Do you really want to be friends with the same people that mocked, gossiped about, and socially destroyed us. Because I've had enough of their shit, and right now the only people that are actually genuinely helping us are aunt Tsunade and a feared gang that we barely know.'
So we're going to spend the rest of our Senior year being outcast? What about Prom? Are we going to be rejects there too?
'We'll figure that out when the time comes, but for now we may be outcasts but every moment we get made fun of or left out we become stronger, and the Akatsuki couldn't turn down someone strong like us!'
You know how fuck up it is when your biggest dream right now is to join one of the most feared gangs that exists.
'Shut up.'
I looked down at the four faces staring at me and finally gave them my reply.
"Thanks, but no thanks."
Karin didn't like my answer ( which I didn't understand, I thought she'd be relieved.)
"What kind of answer is that! We're offering you protection and everyone would stop shunning you!"
"I can protect myself, and could care what everyone's saying. I know the truth and that's all that matters."
You go girl!
"You little bitch!"
"Look who's talking, you witch." Suigetsu seems to have joined our conversation.
I like him!
'You like anyone that hates Karin.'
Is that a bad thing?
'Not at all.'
Hey, look they seem occupied lets try to climb down the front using the bricks.
Looking down at all of them I saw what inner ment, Karin and Suigetsu were arguing, while Jugo tried to stop them and Sasuke silently watched. So I slowly crawled to the other side of the roof and looked down.
There was no tree to climb down here, but the school was old and made of brick which could make a suitable foothold. Turning around I lowered my feet down the side of the building and found a brick that protruded far enough for me to step on. Lowering myself more I found another, I tried to do this quickly so no one would notice I was gone yet, however, I reached an obstacle half way down the building. I had ran out of footholds and desperately felt around with my left foot. Thinking I had found one I eased myself onto it but the brick came out of place, and I was sent falling about five or six feet.
Landing flat on my ass I cringed as the pain sent shivers down my spine, I wanted to curl up in a ball and cry but knew I'd never make it in a gang if I did. Standing up I cringed again at the new pain I felt from moving around. Forcing myself to walk to my car I got in and for the first time ever, ditched school.
Where are we going to go?
'Away from here.'
For good?
'Hell, no! I don't think Tsunade would apreciate that.'
Oh, I was hoping you would take me to see Taylor Lautner.
'Why the hell are you so obsessed with Taylor Lautner! Why not someone else? There are other hot men out there, just like him. Some are even better looking.'
Blasphemy!
Sighing I drove off, where to, I had no idea.
A/N: So once again...list.
-I thought I'd point this out, I actually like Karin and don't have any problem with her character. I just think it's funnier to make her a bitch.
-I think I'll keep the poll up until I reach a point where I finally start Shipping Sakura, which won't be for a while. (Don't worry there will be fluff in the next chapter.)
-Where should Sakura meet the Akatsuki next? (I started a new poll for this.)
-Read and Review
Disclaimer: I'm not adding a disclaimer to point out the sad truth that I do not own Naruto nor because I have to, I'm only adding it because I'm badass funny and will find a way to use it to my advantage.
~From a Schizophrenic author who realized while reading the last two chapters of her story, that she is a bit of a sadist,
awesomepigman.