A/N: Hey everybody! So I know it's a long shot but I was hoping I could reach 100 reviews by chapter ten. I don't mind at all if I don't, just thought it would be cool to get 100. Anyway I forgot to mention the tumbler again last chapter, it is sakuraspenpals on tumblr. Now I made the foollish mistake of actually putting the web address/link so fanfiction edited it out last time I mentioned it. That's all for now, so read!
I'm hungry.
My stomache growled as inner complained, I still had now clue where I was going. I had been on the freeway for a bit and was now looking for a sign for nearby food. I saw a Jack in the box symbol and took that exit anticipating the delicious food. (A/N: Sorry, I always use Jack in the box as the place where Sakura gets food, but it's sooo good :D)
Pulling into parking lot I decided to sit down and eat in the building since and had time to blow and didn't know where I was going to go yet.
I walked into the store and ordered a BBQ burger and chedder bacon fries. Grabbing my order I went and sat in a small window booth. I sat and ate silently thinking about what had gone down the last couple of days.
'So, I went from being popular to a slut, started a blog and met a gang, hung out at a mall where I met the same gang in person. Then I prepared myself to be badass, making my dream to join thay gang, I cut my hair, got a new look, and had my aunt start training me to fight. Finally I went to school got angry and punched Karin, hid on the roof and cried, then got asked to join Sasuke's gang. I refused, ditched school, and am now sitting at a Jack in the box eating as my life sits in shambles. That's an average life for a teenager right?'
...I think so.
'Really? Isn't that a bit much?'
At least your not pregnant. In fact you're almost eighteen, and you're still a virgin.
'Is that a bad thing? I thought I was suppose to not be a slut and prove everyone wrong?'
I'm just saying the Akatsuki like us and they are sexy.
'You are a pervert.'
You just called yourself a pervert.
'Shut up.'
I'm you, if you want me to shut up just stop thinking.
'How the hell do you stop thinking?'
How am I supposed to know?
'Good point.' Then someone interrupted me and inners fight, someone I didn't expect.
"Hey, look it's pinky."
This day is full of surprises, huh.
'Tell me about it.'
I look at an all to familiar gang standing to my left, opposite of the window. A big blue sharkie grin was on Kisame's face and the others stood around him after he spotted me. I had just finished my food, so rather than acknowledge their presence I got up through away my trash, walked back over to the booth, sat back down, took a sip of my coke, then looked up at them.
What did you just do?
'I don't know, I thought it would seem cool.'
It didn't.
'Oh, well damn.'
I sighed then smiled a big smile back at the fish face.
"Uh, hi."
You are so uncool when you talk.
'Shut Up!'
"Hey, pinky. We almost didn't recognise you, but no one else has pink hair." Kisame had a point, the clothes and hair cut definitely made me look different.
"Yeah, I thought I needed a new look, I guess."
Is it just me or is this conversation extremely awkward.
'It not just you.'
Okay good.
'Was it this awkward last time?'
I don't think so.
'Crap.'
I decided to try and break the ice.
"So, how's it going?"
That's how you break the ice?
'Yes, it is.'
Konan decided to ask me a question of her own.
"Shouldn't you be in school?"
Shit, I just forgot about that.
"I kind of ditched."
"Why?"
"I might have punched this girl in the face."
You act like you're ashamed of it.
Konan, Pein, and Itachi widened their eyes a bit, it was barely noticeable.
"Wait ago pinky." Hidan for the first time ever said something without cursing.
Did that just happen?
'Why do they all call me pinky? They know my real name, and I call them all by their real names.'
Because it suits us.
Konan brought the conversation back on track.
"I thought you were trying to prove everyone wrong, not hurt them."
"Well, Karin was the one who started the rumors and she made me really mad, so we started arguing, and I burned her, which made her angry, so I punched her which made her nose bleed and possibly break. She then went to her gang Team Taka who then asked me to join them and they'd stop the rumors if I did but I refused so they got in an argument. While they were fighting I tried to escape by scaling the building because I was on the roof but I fell on my ass which is still sore, and then proceeded to drive off and ended up here."
Wow, when you say it like that, we sound kind of badass.
'Really?'
Yeah.
The Akatsuki either agreed with inner or were shocked at how muched had happened.
I just realized something.
'What?'
Pirate boy isn't with them.
'Tobi? Where is he.'
"Um... where's Tobi."
"After all you just said you're worried about him, un?" Deidara had one of those, really I can't believe you just said that faces, except there was an un at the end. So as a reply I just pouted and said this,
"But he said I was a his new best friend."
Hidan then decided this conversation needed some curse words.
"Who gives a shit about that annoying fuck."
"I do! He looked at legos with me!" I'll admit it I started to sound like a little kid at this point.
"Legos?" Kisame found this funny for some reason, and there is nothing funny about legos!
"Yes, Legos. You got a problem with that gills!" I was now practically yelling.
Gill would be a funny name for Kisame.
'No, Gill is more of a feministic male name.'
Are you saying Kisame can't be feminine?
'You just put horrible images in my mind.'
You're welcome.
Everyone was just staring at me after yelling at Kisame, and I don't mean all the Akatsuki, I mean everybody in Jack in the box. You can't blame them though, it isn't everyday you see a short, tiny, pinked haired girl yelling at a huge, buff, blue, fish-man, or is it. (A/N: Bitch please, I see stuff like that everyday. :D)
'Why are we always the ones in situations like this?'
How the fuck should I know, I'm the one forced into them with you.
Sighing I decided to do the more awesome thing and adress the matter at hand. Looking around for a brief second I then proceeded to shout,
"What are you all looking at?! Can't a Pink haired girl and a Shark guy talk about Legos!" I then said at normal volume but still loud enough for them to hear,
"Stupid, freaks." Then rolled my eyes and looked away.
'Oh yeah, I am so badass right now.'
Realizing everyone was still staring I walked over to my booth again and spread out across the seat with my back against the wall and hands behind my head like a boss, then looked up at the gang infront of me.
'So badass.'
A/N: Okay so I sort of lied last chapter the fluff will be in the next chapter (hehe). Anyway listy:
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~From a schizophrenic freak who has conversations with herself then, thinks she had the conversation with a friend, talks to that friend who ask what the hell she's talking about, and in her mind she is like, oh shit, no one but me knows about this conversation,
~awesomepigman.