A/N: Hey everybody, so there will be some fluff this chapter like I said, also we've reached 90 reviews! So just ten more this chapter and I can reach 100? Maybe? Oh well it's just a small accomplishment I wanted to achieve. Anyway I wanted to say sorry for not updating, however my uncle passed away and so I've been extremely busy and down lately. The service was yesterday, and I'm finally writing this chapter for you guys, so enjoy.

I looked up at the nine gang members, smiling my ass off.
Konan looked a little shocked, Kisame was smirking, showing off his sharp and pointy teeth. Pein, Itachi, Kakuzu, Sasori, and Zetsu's faces didn't change at all. Hidan had a grin on his face, and Deidara had a creepy smile/smirk that gave me the creeps.
They are sexy.
'They could kill us.'
Serioursly, come on, they like us.
'Not all of them.'
So half of them are silent and haven't said more then two words to us, that doesn't mean they don't like us.
'Doesn't mean they like us either.'
Then find out if you're so unsure.
'How?'
Ask them.
'That's a bit to blunt.'
So.
I sighed at inner and pushed that thought aside.
"So, where is Tobi?"
Hidan answered of course in a colorful, swear-filled way.
"We left the fucker at the damn college."
"Oh...Why do you guys hate him so much? I mean he's like a little kid."
"I hate kids, un."
I of course being that awkward person I am, responded with a insult.
"It's not like anyone would want to have children with you anyway."
Deidara didn't look very happy with my response. I ignored him though and decided to take a nap in the booth.

I woke up, somewhere moving, which I then made out to be a car.
We've been kidnapped!
Realizing inner could be right I looked around and found out I was in the back of a very nice car. Looking up front I saw Kisame in the passengers seat and Itachi driving.
What the hell happened?
'We fell asleep infront the Akatsuki in Jack in the Box.'
Right.
'Wait. We fell asleep! What time is it? Shit what are going to do?'
Ask them.
'Again, you are a bit too blunt sometimes.'
I spoke up anyway, though.
"Um... Why am I in a car with you guys?"
And you call me blunt.
"Oh, pinky you're awake. You fell asleep at the Jack in the Box."
"I know that, but I want to know why I'm in a car with you guys."
"Well, we weren't going to leave you there, and it was agreed that we shouldn't let you ride with Hidan or Deidara. So we ended up with you."
I was glad I ended up in the same car as Kisame and not with Deidara or Hidan, who knows what would happen then.
"Uh, yeah thanks for not making me be in the same car with either of them, but why couldn't you just leave me there?"
Kisame chuckled which made me jump a bit.
"Because we like you pinky."
I uncontrollably blushed which made Kisame chuckle more, Itachi however kept looking at the road.
Where are we going? What about our car?
'Really? You're worried about that when there are two, as you like to call them "sex gods" in this car.'
Are you admitting that they're hot?
I ignored inner and decided to ask what was going on.
"Where exactly are we going and what about my car?"
Kisame didn't answer and Itachi stayed quiet.
What the hell is going on?
'We really were kidnapped.'
You don't know that, it could just be a surprize.
Kisame then turned around and tied my wrist and wrapped a blindfold on my eyes, before I could even try to stop him.
"Sorry pinky but we can't tell you that."
'Yeah, surprize.'

I decided to make the most of what could possibly be my last moments of life. So leaning back in the car seat I started telling the two men about thoughts I've had.
"I thought Hidan was Taylor Lautner before I met him."
I then paused hoping for a response, but continued talking when I recieved none.
"I feel like a pedophile every time I look at Tobi, because I think he's hot, but regret that thought knowing he has the mind of a child."
Once again pausing, I continued when I recieved nothing but silence.
"I like to think of discusting ways to kill people I don't like."
I once again paused. There was complete silence, so I said the most embarassing one yet.
"I secretly dream about dressing up as a penis and having someone take really ironic pictures of me."
That would be awesome.
'I know!'
As awesome as that would be I recieved no response.
'Those cold hearted bastards.'

Kisame's POV:
I felt bad for tying Sakura up but I couldn't tell her what Pein had planned. Suddenly I heard her start to speak though.
"I thought Hidan was Taylor Lautner before I met him."
I smirked at the sudden outburst but held my silence.
After some time she spoke again.
"I feel like a pedophile every time I look at Tobi, because I think he's hot, but regret that thought knowing he has the mind of a child."
I wanted to laugh at the comment but still held my silence smiling.
She said another comment,
"I like to think of discusting ways to kill people I don't like."
After hearing this I continued to smile, and think about how I could easily handle not laughing at her outbursts. Then I heard her next comment.
"I secretly dream about dressing up as a penis and having someone take really ironic pictures of me."
I had to hold my stomache and really try hard not to laugh at the weird pink-haired girl in the back seat.
This was going to be a long drive.

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Disclaimer:
No I don't own Naruto, or Taylor Lautner for that matter, or Jack in the Box. I do however own a lightup yo-yo.
*From a schizophrenic author who acts like a four year old, a super awesome four year old, with a lightup yo-yo,
~awesomepigman