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A/N: So, um, yeah I suck. I honestly wasn't going to post a new chapter until the weekend (I finally have internet again) but I received a comment from a guest that goes like this, "Move your lazy ass and WRITE! You damn fuckin' overly-unnerving lazy-bones crappy author! Jashin will smite you by crushing you under his colourful vocabulary-the which puts Hidan and sailors to shame!"

Whoever wrote this comment,

I love you.

I love all my comments, and I mean all, but this comment put you all to shame with its glory. Not to mention it is all completely true. Jashin has smited me, and it wasn't fun, I emotionally shit myself and it wasn't pretty. As for being a "damn fuckin' overly-unnerving lazy-bones crappy author" this is also entirely true, so true that I think you stalk me somehow...that might just be my imagination.

Anyway here is chapter 11, right? It might be ten or twelve I forgot to check. Anyway here is your fuckin' chapter from my lazy ass self.

I tried to count the seconds to maybe make an estimate of where I was going. It didn't work. Inner interrupted me. A speed bump knocked me off guard. I thought about dressing up as a penis. I thought about Taylor Lautner. Inner thought about Taylor Lautner. I'm pretty sure Kisame thought about Taylor Lautner. Itachi probably thought about himself, that narcissistic asshole.

Hey.

'What?'

I love you.

'What?'

Huh?

'Don't huh me, you said "I love you"'

So I'm you.

'Oh, I love me too.'

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

'What are you talking about, I said that to me.'

Exactly.

'Then why did you say "I love you" why didn't you just say "I love me".'

Because I'm racist.

'What? That doesn't make sense!'

Just stop pointing out my thoughts okay!

'This conversation just got very confusing, very quickly.'

It seemed like the I'd been in that car for forever, the conversations me and inner had proved how bored, and scared I had become.

So we're just going to end our conversation there?

'What?'

You aren't going to say you love me back?

'I said "I love me".'

And I said "I love you".

'But you meant Taylor Lautner'

And how do you know that?

'I am fucking You!'

I'm a virgin so I'm pretty sure you're not fucking me.

'We're going to die and this is the conversation you are choosing to have with me.'

It wouldn't be this way if you just said "I love you too", but no you had to drag me around like I was some thing to be had.

'What is wrong with you?'

I'm on my period, now will you just leave me alone.

'How is that possible?'

How is what possible?

'How are you on your period? You're me!?'

Well aren't you?

'No.'

Oh, well this is awkward.

'I don't know how to respond to you anymore.'

Nicely?

'Why? That never works for you.'

That is just rude. You know you need to learn some manners. I mean everybody else …

'Shut up.'

Why? Don't tell me what to do...

'SHUT UP!'

...

'The car stopped.'

…

'…'

…

'We're going to die.'

I know.

'Um... uh, inner?'

Huh?

'I love you too'

I know, I'm you.

I started paying close attention to my surroundings, which was really hard considering I couldn't see them. Suddenly the back doors opened and what I assumed was a huge buff (and probably blue) arm grabbed me and through me over a probably blue shoulder. (If you haven't gotten the hint yet, Kisame through me over hs shoulder and started to carry me where ever we had just stopped.) Apparently they don't trust me enough to walk.

Is it wrong that I find this attractive?

'Yes.'

Figured as much.

'..Wait how the hell has no one seen me? You'd think someone would notice a girl blindfolded in the back of the a car. Or being carried out of said car.'

Maybe we're in the woods.

'That's relaxing.'

I hear a door!

Sure enough a door was opened and I was taken inside it. A few footsteps in and Kisame dropped me on a soft surfice.

'A couch?'

Such hospitality.

'You're kidding right?'

No.

Despite inners lack of worry I was dropped onto the couch when I could feel Kisame taking off the blindfold. What I saw was frustrating.

'Those assholes.'

How the hell did we not find this place sooner.

I was looking at a large living room, decked out with leather couches, hardwood floors (with soft looking rugs covering it), a flat screen tv the size of my room, and certain gang members that I wasn't particularly happy with.

'I can't believe they blindfolded and kidnapped me just to bring me here.'

Hidan who was lounging on one of the couches look over smiling like a rapist.

"Hey there pinky."

How dare he steal sharkies nickname for us!

I ignored inner and with a straight face I looked the smirking bastard in the eyes and said,

"What up douche."

Sometimes we go a little overboard with insults.

'Asshole asked for it.'

Wouldn't it be nice if he was Taylor Lautner?

'Sure inner, sure.'

A/N: So I know this chapter was super short and I haven't updated in forever, but it's better than nothing right? Anyway I don't how long the chapters will be but expect a chapter every Tuesday and maybe Thursdays. Also any ideas or questions pm me or just put them in a comment.

-The pairing poll is still up and will be up until I decide to take it down (I don't know when).

-I wrote a new story stolen property, It isn't as good as Pen Pals but in my opinion it is pretty funny.

Disclaimer: Come on, if I owned Naruto there'd be a lot more jokes and smut, and a harem here and there, ... and a light up yo-yo... always a light up yo-yo.

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From a Schizophrenic with too much time and not enough friends...and a sadistic sense of humor,

~awesomepigman