"A/N: Hey sorry for the longish wait but I did say I was mainly posting on Tuesdays and todays Tuesday so I think I did pretty good with this update right?..Yeah maybe not. Anyway, Thank you for reviewing everyone You guys really make my day! Anyway, thank you also to Daikuro I appreciate you making an account to pester me and I will hold you to your word if you don't got it? (And I also have a swearing problem when people make me mad, and although my threats aren't as interesting I have a bit of a blood and gore issue too, so I guess we have quite a bit in common. Anyway thanks for reviewing and suggesting Black Flames Dance in the Wind: Rise of Naruto I'm now reading it!)
Now I have some reviews I want to address so here I go:
Simplicity-Shitzuboku: Thank you so much for your continued support and freakin' hilarious reviews!
MiyatheEarthninja: I love reading your comments, I have no clue why but the way you review reminds me of one of my friends
Aisa Haruka: We be chill...I think, but we are friends who don't even know each other :D... Sorry if that sounds weird I honestly didn't mean to be
And thanks to everyone else (I crack up at so many of your guy's comments I just never respond (I is horrible...)
Finally I brought the question of how old I was awhile back but never answered...I don't feel like telling you guys my exact age (maybe later) but Akatsuki's-chick was in the right area with "15-18ish maybe 14" And it is definitely in that area range...OKAY! Story! Here is chapter 14.
So if you remember I was in the forest bribing Tobi with Lego's to come and get me, while I had a possibly broken ankle and a son-of-a-bitch gang who refused to help me. Tobi claimed he was coming to get me, claimed being the key word. I sat awake in the middle of a forest with a dead phone and all my trust in a childish teenager...oh wait he's technically a freaking adult! Anyway, after a couple hours of waiting the sun started rising and I realized the only sleep I had gotten was a quick nap about a purple rapist dinosaur, so like a sensible person (I'm not sensible at all) I fell asleep.
I'm not always the brightest person. I actually do extremely well in school, however when it comes to street smarts I utterly fail (A/N: Sorry but I thinks it's just to cliché to make Sakura this extreme bad ass so I'm starting to give actual strong and weak attributes.) I have no clue how to navigate through a dense forest, especially not with a broken ankle ( I decided it was broken since I couldn't move it anymore.) So I gave up and slept, which seemed like a good idea except I woke up to some pretty angry gang members and a very energetic Tobi who was in a 'not so good' condition. Tobi had twigs, grass, mud, and who knows what else that was on the ground clinging to him.
Remind me not to hug him anytime soon.
'Why It looks like he's the only one who actually willingly tried to find us.'
Doesn't mean I have to hug him.
'The rest don't look happy'
I wonder why?
'How am I suppose to know!'
You're kidding right?
'No?'
Holy Shit. I always knew you were insane but this is just flat-out denial if you don't know why they're so mad.
'Well why are they?'
How am I supposed to know?
'Why do I feel like life would be easier without you?'
Because it probably would.
'Then why so I keep you around?'
I'm fun.
'Right.'
Anyway, remember those shitty gang members who I said looked pissed, well they were now once again blindfolding me, and tying my wrists (how sweet), and once again I was slung over Kisame's shoulder like a sack of flour.
"You know if wasn't in this situation I'd think you guys like me."
Silence.
"Whoever said silence is golden, is an asshole and a liar." At this I received a shark-like chuckle, if it were possible for sharks to chuckle.
Then everything went silent again.
"What the hell! I already know where you're taking me, I can't run with a broken ankle, so why do I need to be blindfolded and bound."
Kisame stopped walking, probably considering this then took off the blindfold.
"Ah, I knew you guys liked me"
"Not anymore, un"
"...anymore." I tried my best to sound heartbroken.
Yeah remember you stormed out into, the forest and they had to go out of their way to find you, that didn't really make you their favorite.
'Oh'
"In all fairness this is still a better situation then being raped by a purple dinosaur."
Everyone stopped and stared
"What Barney is a creeper."
Great explanation.
'I take pride in it.'
Sure you do.
A very hyper teenager/adult/child/I have no fucking clue what to call Tobi, started talking/shouting.
"Barney isn't a creeper, he is nice and is Tobi's role model. Barney teaches Tobi to be nice and give hugs."
"Because a drug addict who swears at children on tv is always the best role model." I don't think Tobi heard me, but Kisame sure did, and I swear I saw a smile from Deidara.
After about a half-an-hour of walking, and by that I mean a couple minutes, and by that I mean like two seconds later, I started new conversation.
"Hey Deidara."
He glanced over like he had to decide if it was better to answer or not.
"What, un"
"I really didn't mean anything by that drag queen thing, I hope we can be friends." I smiled sweetly back at him.
"Whatever, un"
"I mean it honestly, you could do so much better then that, you're pretty enough to be a well paid hooker, and I'm sure there are some men out there that won't mind that your voice is to deep."
At this Deidara was fuming, steam was coming out of his nostrils and I thought for a second maybe it would've been better if he didn't answer me in the first place.
A/N: Okay so I made some progress, and just so everyone knows I'm really taking relationships slowly, because I want them to develop and flow and just happen naturally. Anyway, list:
1: Who should Sakura end up with? Poll is still up. And with 86 followers I expect 86 voters on my POll! but no last I checked(2 seconds ago) there were 26 voters! I mean come on that is not even half.
2: I wrote a new story called "It sort of happens", It is a comedy made up of oneshots in which Naruto characters are subjects to awkward moments. Please read.
3: Sorry I took forever to update I have excuses but nobody really cares about that so I'll try to update when I can.
4: Okay so I'm always up for a challenge, so I decided to challenge you guys, Pm me your best jokes and each chapter I promise to use one.
Read and Review :)
Disclaimer: Sometimes I get depressed not because of my friends, or family, or that annoying bird outside my window, or because I lost my yo-yo(which is hard to not get upset about) but because I, yes me, do not own Naruto.
From a schizophrenic author who belongs highly medicated in an insane asylum,
~awesomepigman
p.s. I wrote the first half of this chapter a week ago and thought that it was note worthy to say, I have found my yo-yo.