Chapter 15: I think I'll start naming my chapters

After Deidara's...Outburst? Sure that's what we'll call it. Anyway after Deidara's outburst everything went back to normal. By normal I mean how we were at jack-in-the-box. Which just so happens to be the opposite of normal. Technically the opposite of normal has become my normal. Wow, my life either got really good, really fast, or it just reached a new level of wrong.

'Is it wrong to hang out with the akatsuki?'

Probably.

'Oh, Should I hang out with them?'

If you want, I don't know.

'What's up with you?'

I think...nah, nevermind.

'What? Don't just say "nevermind"'

Well I was thinking and...

'And...?'

Is it just me or are all the akatsuki sex gods.

'No...just...well everyone except Kakuzu.'

Wait! Woah! Back it up! Are you saying Zetsu, Tobi, and Kisame are hot?

'Maybe."

Zetsu.

'Possibly'

Why?

'I don't know.'

Wait, I just realized something else.

'What?'

Did you just call Konan hot?

'Totally, I really want to hit that, Inner.'

Lies! Lies! They're all Lies! I can't be trapped in your body! Taylor will never love me!

'That's really insensitive.'

Insensitive? I'll show you insensitive!

'Sure.'

You evil witch! I will tie you down, tear out your insides and force feed them to you! Then, I'll watch as you slowly die, twitching as you choke on your own intestines and guts!

'...Too far. Just no. Bad inner.'

Sorry.

'No your not.'

I'm not.

A/N: So this isn't really a chapter but I didn't want to post nothing so I wrote this. Anyway list:

From here on out I promise to post 1-2 times a week on every story.

The next chapter will be posted Thursday evening and will exceed 3000 words

Recent dreams have inspired a new story, which will have an actual plotline and be funny as hell.

I have finally gotten out of my authors block and I'm ready to write!

Everything will be posted Thursday.

Anyone notice this is the first post for this story without my obnoxious cursing?

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto. Live with it, because when the time comes, I will.

From an insane but highly enthusiastic for some unknown reason schizophrenic who has had time-traveling themed dreams for the past week and has no clue why but enjoys them because they are fun,

~awesomepigman