Chapter 16: Bet You Thought This Was About Time-Travel
Finally, after making Deidara angry a couple more times(It's fun and easy) we returned to the Akatsuki's mansion in the woods. Yeah, mansion. We already had this discussion right? Well, anyway, the mansion with an insane gang might have been creepy if it weren't for the fact that it looks like a fancy hotel/castle/place. Oh and there's a stray dog peeing on the front step.
'Why is there a dog in the middle of the forest?'
...
'Inner?'
You Dumbass.
'What?'
Look behind the mansion you shithead!
I looked to the side of the mansion to see what inner meant and I saw, yes, I saw the freakin' highway.
'Those Fucking Douchebags.'
If you're wondering how I managed to get lost in a forest with a highway right there or how I managd to not notice the highway, then stop. Just stop wandering because it not fair. If, however you are still wondering then fine I'll explain it to you. Magic. That's right magic. The Akatsuki are magical. You know Harry Potter, warlocks, wizards, and wiches, and all that random shit. Well, that's right they know magic and tricked me into the forest. Hell, I bet there is no forest, it's just a fricken' illusion. Yep, that's all magic, wizards, illusions, all the usual stuff.
Wouldn't that mean your ankle is fine.
'No'
Yeah, it would. It would mean there was no forest, therefore there was no twigs or branches to trip on, meaning you would never have broken your foot.
'It was a very realistic illusion, magic can do that sometimes.'
I'm sure.
Anyway, as I was brought back into the mansion (that's what I'm calling it) a very angry Hidan sat on the, now heavenly looking cushy leather, couch. Just to make the situation worse the jerk opened his mouth.
"Who brought the bitch back?"
You know I'm starting to think that he isn't Taylor Lautner.
'What gave you that idea?'
Well first he doesn't look like Taylor Lautner.
'No shit sherlocke.'
Ow.
Ignoring inner as usual while she wallowed in her self pity,(wait does that mean I pity her/myself?) I decided that mine and Hidan's conversation wasn't over.
"The real question is who allowed such an asshole in here."
Hidan then rose from the couch pissed off.
"What did you just say?"
Taking advantage if the situation I made my witty reply.
"Oh, sorry forgot the only two word in your vocabulary are bitch and fuck."
Okay so it wasn't that witty
I thought it was okay.
'Shut up nobody likes you.'
Ah...
Inner then retreated into her silent corner.
"You fucking bitch, I'll fucking kill..."
Hidan then paused mid-sentence as if he was frozen in place by a spell (it's magic I tell you). I followed his gaze until I saw a mean looking Akatsuki Leader (That's right everyone calls Pein leader because he's just a badass Akatsuki leader. Not to mention scary.)
A/N: Before anyone yells at me for this chapter not being 3,000 words blame the evilness that is school. That's right I had this typed up and everything and was going to work on it yesterday and finish it up today but no school had to be a bitch and give me shit tons of homework :( While this sucks seriously I will update every story Friday, Saturday and Sunday as said below.
Friday:
-It sort of happens: Chapter 2
-Random oneshot I wrote down
Saturday:
-Stolen Property: Chapter 2
-It sort of happens: Chapter 3
Sunday:
-Pen Pals: Chapter 17
-It's All in The Past: Chapter 1
This time I'm positive these will be posted and like I said in the last chapter I writing a new story from the point of veiw of 4 oc's called It's all in the past and it's all about time-travel with the akatsuki. Also there will be a time-travel chapter for this story a couple chapters in (about chapter 20 maybe later.)
Disclaimer: Damn right I don't own Naruto, If I did you guys would be read some hella sort chapters.
From a very depressed schizophrenic who is sad because she has insane amounts of homework she should be doing,
~awesomepigman