A/N: I know I am a bitch I need to update so much and I feel awful. Please no one kill me! I'll say everything at the end of the chapter. So please read that when you get to it. Anyway here's a chapter.

Chapter 17: I Broke the Wall

'Hey inner?'

Hmm.

'All those times I wished Hidan would shut up, right now I'd just wish he'd say something.'

Uh huh.

'Inner? Are you listening to me?'

'Inner!'

We now interrupt this program to show you inner with her lawyer as she creates her last will and testament. Now back to reality.

Avoiding the empty soullessness of the ginger in front of me I looked at the ground while playing with my hands.

'Please Lord don't let me die. I know I've made some stupid decisions but if I live I promise I won't listen to inner anymore.'

Hey!

'Oh you are there.'

Damn right I'm here! This wouldn't be a successful fanfiction without me!

'Did we just break the fourth wall?'

I don't know, probably.

'I don't think we're supposed to do that.'

Fine, fine, I'll stop. Let's just get on with it. We're about to die anyway.

'I don't think the readers will like that.'

Well they can deal with! I mean we have been frozen in time for so long I don't think they actually care what we do anymore as long as we're here.

'Maybe but don't you want to live?'

Yeah, I guess. Hold on while the author makes a quick edit where we actually live.
There, now let's get on with it

While I stood impatiently before the soulless ginger a great uneasy silence fell upon us. Then he spoke,

"I had Kisame and Itachi bring you here to allow you to join this gang despite your age. However,..."

Oh shit. Not the however.

"However, you caused quite the ruckus."

Oh Come On! Who the fuck says quite and ruckus! You honestly can't write anything better!

'Inner, stop with the fourth wall jokes.'

I'm sorry but this is just terrible. No soulless ginger gang leader says "quite the ruckus"!

'Just leave it alone inner. I'm sure it will be fine.'

Whatever..

"Though in regards to the current members they too failed to maintain a peaceful presence."

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

'Inner your just making it worse.'

I'm making it worse!? I am the one making it worse!? You're the son of a bitch that couldn't just let us die in the beginning! No, we have to have the author edit it so we live! But that is all fine and dandy considering we are in "quite a ruckus"!

'Look lets just get on with this chapter and everything will be back to normal, or well as normal as it can be.'

Fine, but if there is one more out of place, slightly British word then I'm done.

So the ginger continued his speach.
"Therefore, I will allow you to join our fairly formidable gang."

THAT'S IT! I give up! I'm just going to end this chapter right here and now!
Next, we join the Akatsuki. However we kind of over did our stay and figured Tsunade would be worried. Then, we leave making sure to keep in touch through text messaging rather then opening up that blog just to talk. Kisame and Itachi bring us back to Jack in the Box and we get our car and go home. Finally, we are greeted by a worried and drunk, and I mean angry drunk Tsunade. We then tell her a hilarious lie that by fanfiction law she must believe for the story to progress. She then proceeds to yell at us for skipping school, we then go to our room where we have two hours before we have to get ready for school.

I layed down to go to sleep despite only having two hours, only to see the message icon on my phone flash. Picking it up I was met with a message by a jackass.

Hidan: Pardon the timing but I believe I still have some harsh words to say to you.

SON OF A BITCH!

A/N: Okay huge ass list.
1. I won't break the fourth wall again except for the occasional joke, it was mainly used to make this originally more serious chapter funny.
2. I will not make any promises when I'll update next, but I plan on writing more as soon as this is posted. I'm going to be writing and posting all day today.
3. Please forgive me for the long absence but school is out so I'll have three months of free time.
4. I want to know who you guys think Sakura's prom date should be because her prom will be in about 3-5 chapters. Also it isn't limited to just the Akatsuki, suggests anyone you want. Hell, suggests Karin for all I care just suggests someone.
5. I'm back bitches!

Disclaimer: I own Naruto, he's me bitch.

from the worst author who doubles as the best author, and somehow fits schizophrenic in the mix,
-awesomepigman