A/N: Okay so I am awful and shit but I have a lot of good things to say. First Prom thing was a three way tie. Really not sure how I'm going to deal with that but hey that's kind of what this chapters about...shit. Okay so I have some bad news (who knows maybe you guys will be glad?) This chapter is not Prom and neither is the next chapter. This is because one, three way tie guys I mean yeah. Two, Sakura doesn't have a dress or a date, how the fuck could this be prom? So first things first, there is a new poll with the three who tied (not naming who because some people prefer to be surprised). Also I sure as shit don't want to see 10-20 votes, there are 130 of you, I MEAN COME ON! So I expect at least 30 (yeah thirty that's not even a fourth guys). Next, I have been thrilled lately because of three things. 1. This story has received just over 1000 views during the last post alone! :D 2. The comments I received were absolutely awesome! and 3. You guys are just downright awesome. Now final thing then I promise the chapter, please read It's All in the Past. I only got three reviews last time and one was me, one was a close friend I asked to read it, and one was one of you guys. SO PLEASE READ IT. I understand if you don't like it, but please tell me that and why you don't like it. Don't just read some of it and leave or not read it at all. MKay? Whatever here's your chapter.
This chapter is purely for your amusement and really has nothing to do with the story line I just need to post something until I know what direction to take the story. This chapter has no plot whatsoever (Does any chapter...I think I have very recently used this joke before)
UPDATE: Apparently plant porn exist...I made the mistake of searching it thinking nothing would come up. I was wrong. I was very wrong. I caution you to not look up plant porn. Trust me on this one guys.
Chapter 20: Sakura's Adventures in Wonderland
'I love ice cream.'
Me too.
Sitting outside at a small white table in front of an ice cream parlor I was enjoying a nice ice cream cone. It was perfect and chill while the hot sun was shining down on everyone. The world seemed calm and peaceful and nothing was going to interfere with my perfect day.
Except Tobi running by in a bunny suit screaming about being late of course.
Yeah you heard right. Tobi ran down the sidewalk in a bunny suit.
Once I realized it was Tobi I ignored it, and by ignored it I mean I dropped my ice cream. This was the first step to ruining my perfect day.
Dude what the hell! Why would you drop the sweet perfection!?
'I don't know maybe it's the fact Tobi just ran by in a bunny suit.'
So, that in no way allows you to drop ice cream! First our burrito now ice cream. You know, I would have thought you would be more considerate towards food.
'Tobi. Ran. By. In. A. Bunny. Suit.'
Look around no one else seems to care or notice, why should you? Now go get me more ice cream!
'IN A FUCKING BUNNY SUIT!'
...Is it really that surprising?
'...no but aren't you curious why'
Curiosity killed the cat.
'We aren't cats.'
Fine lets go after him, but I swear to god if he starts hiding easter eggs we're leaving.
I then got up and began chasing after the psycho bunny Tobi leaving behind a spilt ice cream cone and my perfect day.
Turning the corner into in alley we lost sight of the bunny boy.
Dammit Tobi why an alley! Of all places to run around in a bunny suit.
'Well he is part of a gang, to be honest I think Tobi has to have some sort of dark side.'
He dresses up in a bunny suit. Honey, this is his dark side.
*CRASH*
The trash cans at the end of the alley were knocked down and a sewer grate was opened as a bunny dressed Tobi jumped into the sewer.
We are not going down there.
'I really hope he isn't hiding easter eggs.'
Well we'll never know because we are leaving.
I walked slowly to the sewers opening and looked down.
I said we are leaving.
'Yeah okay.'
Turning to walk away I lost my footing and fell into the sewer. I squeezed my eyes shut awaiting the impact of the sewage covered concrete ground. No such impact came. I was still falling? Slowly opening my eyes I peaked around only to find that I was in fact falling with no end in sight. I passed selves and bookcases curved and bent to strange proportions. There were Tables and chairs set for a tea party. Jars of preserves floated by magically. It was strange how everything had just stopped and floated in place yet I kept falling.
'Inner?'
...Yeah.
'What is going on?'
A tea party?
'What is all of this? Why are we still falling?'
Those are all good questions but what I want to know is how the fuck are we not dead?
'Probably for the same reason these things are floating.'
Thanks that answered a lot. So why are these things floating?
'Mag...!'
Suddenly the falling ended and the crash landing begun.
Aw...I think I broke something.
'What could you possibly break? Your me?'
That ... I broke you.
"Whoa." I gasped while standing up and for the first time catching sight of my new surroundings. Currently I was standing in a large hall with white and black tiled flooring like a large chess board. The ceiling seemed infinite. The hall however was not, the doors that lined it seemed to stop and the hall came to a dead-end in the distance. Trying out each door, they all turned up locked. Already tired of this crazy place I was growing more frustrated by the second. Then I saw the little door the size of a mouse-hole at the end.
What the hell kind of door is that?
'It's for the mice so the cat doesn't eat them.'
... What? There is no cat. There is no mouse. So I will ask again what kind of door is that.
'A little one.'
... no shit.
Turning away from the door there was a little table. On the table was a small key big enough for the little door and a bottle label drink me.
Picking up the bottle despite Inners eager attempts to stop me screaming, "It's poison!" I popped the bottles small cork and took a bit gulp.
Suddenly the room began to grow and I began to fall again. Falling quickly and dropping the now to large to hold bottle. I screamed as I fell and the room disappeared until I found myself in my own room, my own bed, my own blankets.
Surely that was the most fucked up dream I ever had.
A/N: READ ME!
1. Vote on the poll I understand if you prefer not to so the result is a surprise but I still expect some votes guys.
2. Don't worry if you wanted to read the entire Sakura's Adventures in Wonderland story, because whenever I'm at a sort of stalemate like this where I can't write without you guys/ a poll I'll continue it.
3. I know I've been gone forever but I went on two road trips... one with family, one with friends, and I'm going on another in exactly a week. I will try to update the next chapter before them but if not I promise to make it up to you guys with something awesome.
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