To Kill A Red Head

Chapter5

A Moogle's Ransom

Disclaimer: I do not own FF7 okay. If I did, Aeris would still be alive and there would be a threesome scene with Cloud or Yuffie at the end of the game

"THAT BASTARD!" Elena screamed, she was obviously not in a good mood, even after the pleasure of watching Reno walk through the Shin-ra offices with a large erection.

"What did he do?" Tifa asked, Yuffie and Aeris shook their heads as they knew this would lead into a lengthy rant about why she thinks all men are pigs

"HE KIDNAPPED MISTER MOOGLE!" Elena shouted before breaking into tears on her bed

Mister Moogle was her favourite childhood toy of all time, even when she signed up for the Turk Training program (yes it was called "Turk Training", the capital "T" is intentional, well it wasn't but some paper pusher wanted to get home early by letting this grammatical error slide) she brought the cuddly toy with her. She hid him in her office to help her get through the day, without Mr Moogle… no-one knew what she would turn into.

"He didn't" Yuffie gasped

"He did" Elena cried, "he left a ransom note where mister Moogle was too" she handed Tifa a tear-soaked note

"If you want to see Mr Fluffy, I mean Mr Moogle, bring the antidote to the Shin-ra back entrance" She read straight off the note "Oh that is it!"

"antidote?" Aeris asked, ever since the disastrous attempt at Ancient Capital to kill Reno, she had been left out of the loop, not to mention raped the odd time by Yuffie and Tifa. Well not so much raped as she took it willingly. (A/N): you know what, I'm going to stop there before I have to up the rating okay?

"It turns out it wasn't Viagra I spiked Reno's drink with"

"What did you spike it with?" Asked Yuffie, for once out of the loop

"Boing"

"Boing?"

"Boing"

The 3 girls took a while to think before Tifa registered what Elena was saying "You don't mean 'Boing' the Virility enhancement drug that is 10 times stronger than Viagra do you?"

"Yes"

"Oh my God!"

"No wonder he wants an antidote"

"Is there an antidote?"

"I thought it was a 10 hour sex-a-thon that was the antidote?"

"GILRS!" Elena shouted so loud that the other 3 shut up instantly "He has kidnapped Mr Moogle, this crime is unforgivable, no more messing around! Reno must DIE!"

A/N: another short chapter, I had to keep this going,