Chapter 1

Mom, wait, MOM

I woke up. "That was a funky dream" I thought to myself as I ruffled my blond bushy hair to shake out the black ash that accumulated as I slept.

"Which reminds me, today is the day I get my first Pokemon! Just like Oak gave Ash his first pokemon I believe I am...LATE! Oh F $K." I also thought as I went downstairs running/walk running seeing as for some reason I had slippers glued to my feet along with clothes conveniently glued to me as well.

I had a black hat with a yellow front, a red jacket with a white collar and waistline, and some baggy black shorts. Thank ARCEUS, wait, Arceus that I had at least SOME pants.

Suddenly mom, wait no, it's spelled MOM there we go. She decided to stop me and said in all caps because she's MOM.

"HERES SOME USELESS INFORMATION ALONG WITH A BUTTLOAD OF KEY ITEMS AND BUTTENS, WAIT, BUTTONS! I'M NOT GOOD AT SPELLING, HEH HEH, BUTTENS." She then promptly sat her buttens down on a chair with no back, and never moved again.

I decided that I should probably make my way outside and suddenly, A wild Marril attacked! False alarm, It's just running around like an idiot. Suddenly random woman I don't know took it away.

Oh well, doesn't matter. Onward! To find Professor Useless!

"You him?" I asked random featureless fat guy #1.

"Yo, Goomba! I hear Professor Useless discovered some 'new' Pokemon." He said in a stereotypical chubby gangster voice.

I slowly walk away and invade...Lyra's house? I run away quickly going "NOPE NOPE NOPE!" not wanting my hands cut off and enter an unmarked house.

Inside there is an asian dragon woman, "I bet she has some awesome super secret technique to give me!" I thought exitedly.

"Pikachu is an evolved Pokemon...This fact was first dicovered by Professor Awesome. I was amazed by Professor Fantastic's findings. He's so famous for his research on Pokemon evolution. *Sigh*... I wish I could be a researcher like him..." She blubbered on as I deemed her mentally insane and left.

I ignored the nameless lady walking around and went behind the last house to find... A BURGALURLURLUR! "Stop fiend!" I shouted out heroicly!

"... So this is the famous Useless Pokemon Lab... What are you staring at? My butt?" Said the Burgalurlurlur as he promptly kicked mine and went back to burgalurluring.

Wait I missed a lur there. Burgalurlurluring. That's better.

Will our hero ever find the Useless lab? Will the burgalurlurlur ever stop burgalurlurluring? Will he see said burgalurlurlur agian? Will I ever stop making spelling error jokes? *Probably knot* Find out on the next chapter of...

GOOMBA'S POKEMON ADVENTURE!

So how what the first chapter that wasn't a prolouge in empty orange space? I will try to upload this as often as possible but I won't upload more than one a day except for the day I upload this one since I took so long updating this one. Currently I am in North Carolina, America's deadzone, so I don't know If I can make it weekly like I want it to. Thats about it and if you want to leave criticism that's fine just make sure it's specific enough that I know what to change. R&R and I'll see you next time! *Insert Full Metal Alchemist end theme here*