Chapter 2

Professor Useless

Seeing as I found Proffesor Redundant's Lab I walked inside and almost spoke to his aide when I saw him in the back. And without moving my legs by my own will, I walked to the back and there he was. In all his labcoaty, fluffed up hair, blue undershirty failure.

"Hi, Goomba! I've been waiting for you! Do you know anything about my reasearch?!" He screamed in his raspy nerdtastic voice as he always will because of some medical condition I'm too lazy to come up with a name for.

"Eeeeeeyup! And it's pointless in every way possible!" I responde in the most southern drawl possible by my vocal cords.

"Well you should walk with pokemon and stuff because programming. Your best friend who you've never met before does it! Copy her! As that is the way to fame, stealing! Like the Burgalurlurlur!" He continued as I slowly fell asleep.

"Now take a Pokemon!" He shouted again, waking me up.

"OH BOY! This is the good part!" I thought loudly.

"Oh, hey I got an EMAIL! I'm POPULAR NOW!" The professor squealed out in joy.

"Oh, wait it's just a chain mail that says that I say 'oh' a lot! Oh, It also says that if I don't come by this adress in the middle of a forest It will infect my computer with a virus! Oh, and now It's blackmail great!" He exclaimed, sending a mixed message.

"I better save a bunch of times so that I can make sure I get a female chikorita!" I thought using my 3rd person powers.

*1 reset later*

"Oh boy! It's female!" I exclaim in joy as I set it down and stop checking.

"I wonder why it's a 75% chance for male though..." I wondered out loud.

"I'll name you Rose, after that old saying that's been done to death!" I decided, also out loud.

"Chiko chik rita chiko chikorita!" It babbled for no reason whatsoever.

I ignored whatever the professor and the aide were saying and walked out. I heard the door open again behind me and turned around and was whacked by some purple object!

"Chik rita okay chikorita oh no! What will I do?!" I heard some girly voice say worriedly.

I got up shakily and saw the aide run inside screaming at me " DON'T HESITATE TO USE ONE IF YOUR POKEMON IS HURT!" and he dissapeared.

"Are you okay mister?" I heard the girly voice say again.

"Where are you little girl?" I asked, confused and disoriented.

"Down here!" She said as I looked down and saw Rose.

"Um, hi." Rose said.

*PLAYER GOOMBA WHITED OUT!*

Will Goomba find out why his Chikorita is talking? Will he find the blackmailers? Will I stop making the anime end announcer joke? Find out next time on...

GOOMBA'S POKEMON ADVENTURE!

I feel proud about this chapter you guys. It's probably because it's a lot longer than the previous 2. And since i'm sick of typing the word 'thought'. It should be known by now that whenever there are Italics than it's Goomba's own thoughts, it's up to your interpretation how he is thinking them. Until next time R&R!