To Kill A Red Head chapter 5
Look! A Distraction Materia!
A/N: Haven't done this in a while, I really should finish one multi chapter before starting the next but whatever.
Reno was out for a cigarette break, he had managed to work out that between his toilet breaks, food breaks, flirting breaks, cigarette breaks and coffee breaks, he only had to do 30 minutes of work.
He casually looked over his shoulder to see something dangling from a string. "Is that… materia?" He asked to himself before going in for a closer look.
It was indeed a piece of materia, summon materia at that. The rarest of the rare. Slowly moving towards the orb, he reached out his hand to pull out the orb.
Meanwhile in the shadows on the opposite side of the road 4 young women were lurking with keen interest.
"You sure this is going to work Ti-" Aeris began
"Use the code!" Yuffie interrupted
"Fine! You sure this is going to work DD?"
"Yuffie I swear to god I am going to rip out your clit if you make us use the code anymore" Tifa mumbled angrily, she was putting on her gloves. She meant it.
"Okay, Okay!" Yuffie panicked. There had only been two people subjected to that method of punishment, one was dead and the other has been in hospital.
"So are you sure this will work Tifa?" Aeris continued
"Yes, he grabs the materia, the piano positioned on the windowsill of the Shinra building falls on him and if he survives I kick him"
"Okay…"
"Hey how come you're the only one who gets to kick Reno, I want to kick Reno!" Shrieked Elena. Reno looked in the girls' direction but shrugged his shoulders and made slowly for the materia
"Fine, we'll all kick him together" Tifa conceded
"Pick a body part" Aeris snickered
"I call the groin" Tifa quickly responded causing for the other girls to moan in disappointment. "Now be quiet, he's about to take the bait.
Reno slowly reached for the crimson orb before pausing, his fingers mere centimetres away from the Shiva materia.
"Huh?" he had noticed Hojo leaving the building in a bad mood, when he was in a bad mood he took it out on everyone else. It was best to flee.
"Awww" The girls complained in unison before they were interrupted by the sound of a falling Piano.
Hojo had grabbed the materia and the Piano had begun its decent, straight onto his skull crushing him
"it's a consolation prize" Aeris prompted
"Agreed, everyone hated that bastard." Tifa conceded
"I'm…. I'm not dead yet!" Hojo moaned from under the Piano, reaching out he emerged from the ruins of the musical instrument barely alive.
"Shall we?" Asked Elena to the rest of the group and without warning, Tifa mercilessly kicked Hojo in the Groin making him collapse in pain, Aeris kicked him in the back, stabbing him with her stiletto heels, Yuffie's boot started to stomp at his head while Elena's shoe crushed his neck.
It may have only been a consolation prize, but killing Hojo is always fun
A/N: There getting a bit more vicous now, watch your back Reno!