To Kill A Red Head chapter 6
It doesn't pay to be Rude
A/N: I'm back people, This hasn't been updated in a while and. I just can't seem to get much more out of this premise. I have limited the number of characters and to have them fail so often really takes its toll on the originality of each chapter. I may update more frequently if I receive suggestions in my reviews.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything apart from the premise and plot (if they are not the same thing).
Hojo's funeral was deserted. No-one cared for the scientist much. A few executives had to show up as per their job description but its not important right now.
What is important is that operation fire-extinguisher had a new idea.
"So… what's the plan this time 'Laney?" Yuffie asked.
"Reno still has Mr. Moogle and plan Wile. E. Coyote failed" Elena replied coolly "So to get to that piece of scum, we're going to have to kidnap someone close to him."
"You mean anyone who'll remove their panties for 5 dollars?" Aeris asked, the four of them just broke out in laughter before Elena regained her composure.
"Hell No! Tifa won't let us kidnap her" Elena, Yuffie and Aeris broke out in laughter again before Tifa silenced them. By force.
"OWW Quit it! I'm sorry!" Elena screamed as Tifa pulled her round the room by her hair. Yuffie had quickly jumped onto the ceiling supposedly out of reach while Aeris quickly hid underneath the bed leaving Elena as the only viable target for her aggression.
When she was certain Elena had learnt her lesson of not to call her, or even imply that she may be a slut, she dropped the blond down. Her hair now in a mess.
"You can come out now Aeris." Tifa called. "You were saying Elena?"
"Right…" A hint of fear now in the blonde's voice "We are going to kidnap his drinking buddy, Rude."
"Isn't he the one with the crush on me?"
"The one who communicates in dots?"
"The guy with the sunglasses fused to his face?
"Yeah, that guy" Elena confirmed
"So how are we going to kidnap him?"
"Glad you asked that Tifa"
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"Lighten up yo" Reno said, slightly slurring. Rude was sitting next to him as stoic as always.
"…"
"Come on man! At least say something!"
"…"
"Maybe you just need to get laid yo." Reno concluded before ordering another round
"What makes you think I need to get laid Reno?" Rude replied, startling his red-headed partner
"Damn yo! I didn't know you could speak!"
"Reno…"
"shhhh, I gotta sneak out of paying the bill" Reno slurred. He fell off his stool and crawled out of the bar leaving his partner to pay.
"Bartender… put it all on Reno's tab"
Tifa was sitting in the far corner of the bar, it was too risky to just kill Reno here, too many witnesses. Waiting until Reno had left she casually sat next to Rude.
"Hey big man" she said in a seductive tone. Rude's head snapped towards her by instinct, his heart was racing. His crush was sitting next to him and flirting with him. She was supposed to be married to Cloud! If he ever caught wind of this he was a dead man.
"Hello….Tifa" he managed to say, Tifa just laughed
"Am I making you nervous Rude?"
"…maybe"
"Do you mind if I buy you a round?"
"…"
"I'll take that as a no then shall I?"
"…Tifa."
"Yes Rude?"
"Why are you doing this for me?"
"Hey! I'm allowed to have some fun aren't I?"
"…"
"And since we're not enemies any more, maybe we could have a little" she leaned in to whisper in his ear "fun"
Rude was now visibly shaken, he quickly took the drink and downed it in one, not noticing the small pill Tifa had dropped in the drink. At first he started to become calm, relaxing. Then he started to drift off to sleep on the bar
"Oops" Tifa said to the bartender "Guess that last drink was one too many, I'll take him home." Using her strength she hauled Rude onto her shoulders and carried her out of the bar and into a dark alleyway
"He looks so cute when he's unconscious" Yuffie commented
"I know! Better get him to the room before he wakes up"
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Reviews are much apreciated