Quinntana Fanfiction: Can't Stay Away

Chapter 11: Prank War

When Santana woke up, she was found alone in bed. She recognized a familiar laugh coming from the kitchen. She got up to find that all of the girls and Kurt were chatting in the kitchen while the boys still lay asleep. Santana made herself a cup of coffee and sat in Quinn's lap.

"Hey guys, I have a plan. Let's wake the boys up. I have an airhorn in one of my drawers" said Santana.

"Ooo, this will be fun" replied Quinn as Santana got up to get the airhorn.

They all gathered to the left of the coffee table. Puck was on top and Finn was to the right of it on the floor. Santana put the airhorn right next to Puck's ear.

"HOOOONNNKKKK!" Puck jumped off of the table and landed on Finn's stomach. Finn got mad and pushed Puck off of him, causing Puck to hit his head on the side of the table. Blaine suddenly jumped up from where he was behind the couch but fell over due to standing up too fast. Mike hit his knee against the bookshelf and a few books fell on him. All of the girls were laughing hysterically while Kurt asked them if they were okay.

"That was the best wake up call ever" said Santana.

"Yes it was" replied Quinn. All of the boys were wincing in pain.

"I get it. You want a prank war. Its on. Boys versus girls" said Puck.

"Bring it on losers" said Santana.

Rachel, Mercedes and Tina went to buy waterguns while the Unholy Trinity stayed back at the loft. The boys were acting like the war wasnt even happening. Finn, Mike, and Blaine went out to buy their own stuff while Puck and Kurt stayed.

Puck fell asleep again so it was easy to get him. This time, they splashed water on his face. Luckily, he was on the floor. He got up and chased Brittany. But Brittany slipped on the spilled water and fell. Puck was too busy laughing, he didnt notice Santana behind him. Santana pulled on his legs and he fell forward landing face first on a plate of salsa that Quinn set up right before he fell.

"Truce. That was a good one. You guys really got me" said Puck. He was trying to get rid of the salsa that was up his nose.

Kurt was in the middle of taking a shower. But he was stupid for forgetting to lock the door. Quinn took his clothes and towel while Santana flushed the toilet which caused him to shreak at the hot water.

The girls arrived back but were covered with mud and dirt. The boys arrived back also and were soaking wet. They had their own prank war in Central Park. The guys dumped dirt on the girls when they werent paying attention. The girls pushed the guys into the pond after sneaking up and shot them with their water guns. Puck still had salsa on his face while Brittany's butt was wet from her earlier fall. They all just stared at each other until there was the sound of a door creaking. Kurt ran out of the bathroom only wearing a rug to cover up his private parts. Once Kurt disappeared, they all bursted out laughing.

"Whose genius idea was that?" asked Finn.

"It was me and Quinn. He forgot to lock the bathroom door so we took his clothes and flushed the toilet" replied Santana. Kurt walked back into the living room wearing proper clothing.

"I personally think you guys went too far. Game over" said Kurt. Everybody noticed that there were only two people who havent gotten pranked yet.

"No its not. We still have Quinn and Santana" said Puck.

"Run!" yelled Santana. They ran seperate ways and everybody else chased them. Luckily, the boys saved four mini pies. Puck and Finn caught Santana while Mike and Blaine caught Quinn. Rachel, Mercedes, Tina and Brittany all held their own pies. Rachel and Mercedes slapped their pies into Santana's face while Tina and Brittany did the same to Quinn.

"Okay. Truce. You guys finally got us" said Santana while wiping off the cream from her face. She turned to Quinn and started licking the cream on her cheek.

"I have to admit. That was the best prank war I've ever had" admitted Puck. Everybody agreed.

They looked around and the loft was a mess. There was water and dirt everywhere. Blobs of cream on the floor. The salsa plate was still in the same spot.

"It looks a baby threw a tantrum and took a pee everywhere" said Puck.

"At least we didnt break anything" said Santana.

They all cleaned themselves up. Luckily, Kurt and Quinn told them to bring extra clothes just in case they wanted to sleepover. After they cleaned themselves, they cleaned around the loft. They were all too tired to go out and eat so they ordered food. Once they finished, the others decided that it was time to leave.

"We better get going guys" said Blaine.

"Yeah. Thanks for that well needed break" said Finn. They all gathered their stuff and said their goodbyes.

It was late at night when Kurt, Brittany and Rachel fell asleep. Quinn and Santana stayed up a little longer because they wanted to pull one more prank. They snuck into Kurt's room and carefully put his hand in a bowl of water so that he wets the bed. They also drew on his face. Then they snuck into Brittany and Rachel's room and drew on their faces too. They drew huge big glasses around their eyes and put a mustache and unibrow on both of their faces. They took pictures of them and posted it online.

"That will teach them not to mess with the prank masters" said Santana.

"I cant wait to see their faces in the morning" said Quinn.

A/N I loved this chapter because it was fun to write. Tell me what you think. Please review and submit ideas. I'm just writing whatever comes to mind. Thanks for reading!