Sorry I uploaded this late, I was doing other stuff today and I kept getting distracted while writing it.

Randy stumbled into the lair. He was in his Ninja suit, but his bottom half was still cow costume.

He was panting. "I-I gathered a-all the Mc-McFizzles I could f-find"

He dropped them in front of him. "C-can you d-destroy th-them?"

"Why? Is it tainted?" The Sorcerer asked.

"Y-yes.."

The Sorcerer gathered stank around it. "I'm surprised. The last time there was tainted McFizzles was back in 1997."

"What did they do?" Randy asked curiously.

"They made people throw up violently...and then they were recalled."

"Th-they didn't turn people into zombies?" Randy asked.

"No. Why?" The Sorcerer was confused.

"That's...kinda what these did..." Randy said nervously.

The Sorcerer stopped the stanking. "What?"

"Yeah...all those zombies out there...the McFizzles caused that..."

"Darn it McFist..." He sighed. He looked back at Randy. "I'm sure there will be a recall soon. Viceroy does a pretty good job handling that."

"I hope so. I don't want to make people throw up again." Randy said, still feeling slightly disgusted by the thought of going through that again.

The Sorcerer gathered the stank around the McFizzles again. He thought for a moment. "I'm probably going to have to yell at McFist for this..."

"Why?"

"For being a buffoon. Get behind me, I don't want him to see you." The Sorcerer said.

Randy got behind him and hid.

…...

Viceroy was already busy handling the huge McFizzles recall they'd have to issue.

"McFist!" The Sorcerer yelled.

"S-Sorcerer, what a surprise." McFist said nervously.

"You idiot! You could've ruined everything!" The Sorcerer scolded

"Well...uh...Viceroy's working on the recall right now and uh..."

"You fool! There are still McFizzles out there!" The Sorcerer yelled. "People will still turn into zombies!"

"I'll send up out robots to gather McFizzles and destroy them." Viceroy sighed, typing vigorously on the keyboard. "I still have some operational from the 1997 incident."

"I cannot let the world be over run by brainless, zombies!" The Sorcerer said.

"O-Of c-course.." McFist said nervously. "Viceroy! Work faster!"

"Do not disappoint me, McFist." The Sorcerer growled.

When The Sorcerer hung up on McFist, Randy started laughing.

"I-I c-can't believe y-you yelled at M-McFist.." He laughed.

The Sorcerer grinned at The Ninja's happiness. Then he laughed a bit.

"McFist is not that great of an ally." He said.

"That reminds me...why are you still working with him if you don't hate me anymore?"

The Sorcerer sighed. "Ninja,you know how our life forces are linked-"

"Wait, what!?" Randy interrupted, surprised.

The Sorcerer looked at his skeptically. "The Nomcion never told you?"

"No!"

The Sorcerer looked surprised. "Really? That seems like something it should've told you...I need The Ninja to be alive. He threatened to tell them about me so we'd be apart."

"O-oh..." Randy seemed tense and nervous. He hesitantly approached The Sorcerer and wrapped his arms around him.

The Sorcerer was surprised and gently did the same.

"Don't worry...I was chosen to protect NorrisVille High, and that means I'll protect you too."

The Sorcerer smiled a bit.

Randy yawned and started to doze off.

The Sorcerer gently kissed his forehead in a friendly way and laid Randy on the ground so he could sleep.

He smiled lightly and fell asleep.