Sorry, some episodes I have really good ideas of what to write, but some, like this...meh, not so much, just rambling.
It has been an interesting day. Randy learned that the 1980s were odd. He went to The Sorcerer's lair.
"Hey, Sorcerer." Randy greeted. "You'll never guess what happened today."
"I suppose I could though." The Sorcerer said. He pulled out a bottle. "I haven't used this kind of stank for years."
"Yeah..The Ninja of 1985 just froze Dicky instead of destanking him." Randy said, sounding annoyed. "Ugh, that Shoob..."
"Ah, yes, I did a lot of stanking in 1985.." The Sorcerer said. "I almost got free a few times..."
"How did you...not...get free?" Randy asked.
The Sorcerer sighed, annoyed. "I honestly have no idea..he could fight, but he was rather lazy."
"Yeah. I don't care if it was Prom, you're not supposed to do that!" Randy complained.
"Yes..." The Sorcerer said. "It did concern me. It froze my stank."
"Wait, it froze?" Randy asked, surprised.
"Yes and it ruined one of my balls." The Sorcerer said sadly.
Randy couldn't help but laugh, like the immature shoob he was.
"I do not see how that's amusing, Ninja."
"Y-you said..b-ba-" Randy tried to explain between laughs, but was unable to finish.
The Sorcerer looked unamused. If he hadn't known it before, this was enough proof now to show that this was not the same ninja who had trapped him. He was just a high school boy. "Yes...I know what I said."
His voice was dry and it caused Randy to stop laughing.
"Oh uh.." Randy said. "I should probably go."
"Why? Just because you made such a vile joke?" The Sorcerer asked.
Randy looked up. "Well actually, I have to wake up early to wax some Wave Slayers."
"Ah yes, I've heard of them." The Sorcerer said. "But I don't get why someone as...strong willed...as you would just wax those things."
"Well, it's as close as I can get to actually being on the team." Randy explained.
"How, unfortunate." The Sorcerer said.
Randy left and hurried home.
The Nomicon was glowing brightly. Randy hesitantly opened it.
The Knot is once again unraveling...
Randy looked mad. "Look, I know you're bad mouthing The Sorcerer again Nomicon, stop! I tied the knot, and tied it and tied it some more! Look, things between The Ninja and The Sorcerer are fine now."
The Nomicon kicked him out.
Randy grumbled and set the Nomicon on the table before going to bed.
