A.N. Hey there, took me a long time again because I was on vacation, sorry. I have two chapters ready though, I'll post the next one tomorrow.

9. Notto disu shitto agen

"So you're not gonna bang him then?"

Kaiba sighed, throwing his hand at the table. "Can we please stop talking about this? Flush." He had won the current bet. He suspected B. wasn't really using all of his capabilities, but it didn't matter, so long as he could practice some more. "I'll do something when the time's right."

"When's that? When you're 64?"

"Why 64? 4 of a kind."

"Beatles. Straight Flush."

Hn. At least his taste in music isn't bad. "Fuck. Besides, he was the one supposed to be seducing me. It's been weeks, and if he didn't do anything until now, it's obvious he's clueless. Even without you screwing around with us."

"Face it, you're gonna have to take matters into your own hands. And I don't just mean when you're beating your meat. Even the first kiss was initiated by you. Oh yeah, but like you said, back then I was spamming cute and shy on my moe machine like crazy. Sooo… kinda my fault. Anyway… you're gonna have to forget your own rules and do it yourself."

"Funny to hear you say that when you won't do it. 2 pair."

"I can't. I would have to be on the Master's post to do it. 3 of a kind. He likes you anyway, just throw him on the bed and give it to him until he can't walk anymore."

Kaiba rolled his eyes. "What if… what if he asks…?"

"If he asks you fucking tell him! I know for a fact that we Seto Kaiba can be a lot of things, but coward isn't one of them."

"Hn… I'm pretty sure you did some coward things here and there, but whatever. And how can I tell him when I don't even know it myself?"

"Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Full House."

"…You really like that Star Wars bullshit, huh. 4 of a kind."

"Oh, you beat me again. Nice. Look, I'm gonna do something incredibly sweet for you now right now, but don't hold it against me. Give me your laptop."

Kaiba handed him the laptop, keeping an eye on what he was doing. He loaded a music video on YouTube.

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls

Do it to me every time

Oh the redhead said you shred the cello

"This doesn't make any sense."

"Shhh!"

The song went on, and Kaiba paid attention to it against his will. A while after it was over, B. had to break the silence.

"So? What have we learned?"

"That… I'm the turkey and he's the bacon?"

"Okay. We're watching it again."

"No, there's no need for that. I got it, alright? But the thing is… how can I be sure? I never felt this before. What if I'm just lusting after him?"

"Well, so what? Bang him anyway. You've got nothing to lose. It's even easier than in the song, since you know he likes you."

"I don't, but he… I'm not like you, okay? I would never do it just for my own satisfaction."

"So you care about him."

"Of course I care about him. I just… I just don't know if I… if I'm…"

"You still can't say it, can you? You're in love with him. You're not in love with him. You wanna bang him. You want a blowj—"

"Shut up! Besides, if I ever gonna say… that, it'll be to him."

"Awww. How kay-ou-te! Look at me! Are you blushing? C'mon, tell me you'll try. I wanna go Yoda with do or do not."

Kaiba ignored him, his face indeed red, whether he was blushing, whether he was pissed off at B. for being such a little prick, didn't matter. "Royal fucking Flush. Can you beat that, Master?"

"It seems I have nothing more to teach you, my padawan."

"Go fuck yourself. Ah, no. Bad choice of words. Let go of me!"

oOo

"Ow. You didn't have to kick me. After all I've done for you. Ow. Now I'll never have descendants."

"You're gay, you weren't going to screw any woman anyway."

"I'm not gay, I'm just… a pervert. I'll bang anyone if they're hot enough. But yeah, I do prefer the D. Girls can be interesting too, I mean, two holes right next—"

"I don't care!"

"Okay, okay. Geez, such a prude."

"Yeah, yeah. Oh great, now I'm starting to sound like you."

"It's a nice thing if you ask me."

"If there were two Kaibas like you, you would set the world on fire."

"You say it like it's a bad thing. This world is completely dull anyway."

"Yours may be, but I like mine. Besides, you're just bitching because you're not in control anymore."

"Guess so. Your world does seem interesting. What is that Dual Monsters thing you were talking about before? I liked the sound of that."

"Duel. And no. Don't try to bond with me. What's even the use in you knowing about it?"

"Oh, c'mon. We're not doing anything until Puppy gets here anyway. Unless you wanna pass the time doing… something else." He winked deviously.

"…Fine. The… the first thing." They sat on the couch so Kaiba could look through his deck. He handed B. one of his Blue Eyes White Dragon. "Be careful with that. This may look like a kids' game, but it's one of the most profitable industries in my world. And there are a thousand different and complicated rules, so it's not as easy as Poker, and…"

B. wasn't listening anymore. He seemed hypnotized by the card in his hand. Kaiba noticed it with a proud smile. "Nice, isn't it? And there is only three of it in the world, and they're all mine."

He wasn't counting Yugi's grandpa's card because that one didn't mean anything to him. He felt it when he had all four of them.

"What… what is this dragon? It's like I can feel her inside of me. And not in a kinky way."

Kaiba took the card back jealously. "You feel it too? Well, there's no way around it, you really are me. There isn't… she's important to me. And… the way I feel about her and the way I feel about Wheeler… I don't know, it's similar, but I can't explain… hey!"

"Let me hold it again! I… I want it for myself!" B. reached for the deck, trying to get it off Kaiba's hands.

"I just said—let go! Ever since day one! Are you trying to steal all that's mine?"

"I am you, you know. What's yours, is mine."

"Like hell!" They rolled around the carpet while Kaiba defended his deck, but everything stopped when he noticed the door was open and that Joey was watching them. He wore an outfit similar to Kaiba's only in grey and white.

"You… how long have you been standing there?"

Joey turned beet red and suddenly couldn't remember how to speak.

"I… y-you…"

"Got it!"

The moment B. grabbed the deck, Kaiba head-butted him.

"Are you ready? We leave as soon as he wakes up."

"I… y-you…"

"Yeah. Okay." Great. Hope he didn't hear much.

TBC

+ Alright, ehh… so I think the Blue Eyes is a girl, you know, kinda like Kisara. Just go with it. And of course, she's Red Eyes' giiirlfriend :D think nothing of Kaiba(s) being able to sense her, it's just something I've always wanted to include in a fanfic. It won't show up again. Well, maybe in another story…

+ The video is Weezer's "El Scorcho". I didn't put up the lyrics for the song 'cause honestly, when there are lyrics in the middle of a fanfic, I instantly skip them. But in this case, it fits, kinda.

+ I haven't played Poker in a while (or Duel Monsters for that matter) but I can tell you the hands, the one at the bottom is the lowest (duh) and the one at the top is the strongest.

Royal Flush

Straight Flush

4 of a Kind

Full House

Flush

Straight

3 of a Kind

2 Pair

1 Pair

Highest Card

+ I'm not gonna explain what each of them mean or how to play, if you don't know, you don't need to, I won't make any detailed duels anyway, so don't worry about it. It is an awesome game, though, if you wanna learn about it. And remember, kids: Fair play, fair duel.

+ I'm treating 'game of Poker' as 'duel' here, to trace a parallel between the two worlds. Poker is there what Duel Monsters is in the Yu-Gi-Oh! world after all.