Barbara wiped her tears away as she sat in the kitchen, drinking from Brian's whiskey flask. She hated Vinny with a passion and never wanted to talk to him again. Lois came into the kitchen with groceries in her arms.

"Crying again?" she asked. "What is it for this time?"

Lois had gotten used to Barbara's depressed attitude over the months. Whenever she cried over something, it didn't surprise her anymore.

"I hate Vinny", Barbara said. "I hate him."

"Oh, great", Lois said rolling her eyes. "Another Meg in the family."

"Whatever", she said getting up. "You're never any help."

Barbara walked out to the backyard where the kids had finished beating Vinny. She felt no sympathy whatsoever as she saw him bruised and bloodied. He got what he deserved. Maybe he should've gotten more.

"Are you okay, Mom?" Ollie asked.

"I'm fine", she answered. "Kids, I appreciate that you want to protect me, but it's okay. I should be able to fight my own battles."

"Can you blame us?" Briana asked. "We don't like Vinny either. We don't want him to be our dad."

"You don't have to worry about a thing. I swore on your father's grave I would never remarry. Vinny has absolutely no chance with me."

Barbara pulled the kids in for a hug.

Late at night when the kids were asleep, Barbara sat in front of the TV in the living room. She was feeling so alone and wished she could have one more night with Brian.

"Brian, this feels weird", Barbara said on the video. "Really, this is something I expect from Quagmire."

"Trust me", Brian said setting up the camera. "We'll look back on this and laugh."

Barbara chuckled and shook her head. Brian and his ideas. She didn't know where he got that idea. Must've been from any one of those times he drank or smoked pot.

Barbara sat on the bed looking at Brian with a smile. She fluttered her eyelashes and crossed her legs.

"I'm waiting, honey", she seductively said.

Brian smiled back as he got on the bed. He crawled toward her slowly. Barbara wrapped her arms around him and kissed him deeply.

Barbara sighed as she watched the video. Vinny came downstairs and stopped when he heard the erotic sounds on the TV. He looked at Barbara weirdly. He never thought she would watch porn. Vinny hid behind the couch, watching with wide eyes as Barbara made love to, he assumed, Brian on TV.