Hey, sorry I took so long once again. My hard drive finally kicked it, and it took me a while to get everything back on track. Hopefully the awkward smut can make up for it ^_^v

Obs: Spoilers about the M stuff in this chapter at the bottom. Read there first if you want to.

13. In a Darkened Room

After locking the door, Kaiba got the crossword puzzle from his pocket. He skipped the first page full of expletives (he noticed some he didn't even know) and came across B.'s message.

In case I don't survive the night, this is my will. I want my beautiful and perfect body to be cryogenically preserved until they find a cure for whatever it is that killed me. It'll most likely be some sort of dodgy S&M play, I'm sure. Okay, overly long jokes aside, I've talked to Muto from the window. Well, it was mostly sign language, but I'm pretty sure he's willing to help. I told him you would be talking to him, so see if you can find out where he stands. He gets here 5 a.m. And don't do anything I would! Oh, who am I kidding. BANG HIM! (I mean Puppy, not Muto. Ew.)

Instead of a signature, he finished the note with a detailed doodle of a threesome between them both and Joey. Kaiba quickly stuck the thing back inside his pocket before Joey could see it.

Kaiba: It seems Yugi can help us, if we need help with something, that is.

Joey: I knew it! He looks just like our Yugi!

Kaiba: Well, duh. And I don't have any 'Yugis', keep him to yourself.

Joey: You know what I mean! And by 'look just like him', I meant he didn't look… I don't know the word I'm looking for. But he seemed like the exact same person.

Kaiba: Hn. How so? Didn't pay much attention.

Joey: Let me put it like this: you know how you and B. are completely different? This Yugi and the Yugi from our world didn't seem different at all!

Kaiba: Okay, I get it. Bottom line is, he might be helpful, we'll talk to him tomorrow.

Joey: Kaiba…

Kaiba: What? What is it? You don't have to pause dramatically like that while we're writing.

Joey: What about your mother?

Kaiba: What about her? She died when I was little. So what?

Joey: No, I mean… the one here…

Kaiba: Don't confuse things, Wheeler. She's his mother. I don't really remember much, but my mother was never a drug addict.

Joey: Yeah, but still…

Kaiba took the paper and put it in his pocket. "Enough of this. Aren't you tired?"

Joey shook his head with a pained expression. Kaiba sighed.

"Of course you're not, you slept through the whole afternoon. And don't give me that face or you're sleeping on the floor."

Joey rolled his eyes and began to get ready for bed. When Kaiba put his own coat on top of his clothes, he pointed to their things and the door, trying to convey, what if they manage to open the door and find out we're not who we said? Luckily, he was pretty good at mimic.

"Yeah, about that…" Kaiba took a screwdriver from one of his boots and wedged it in the lock.

Joey mimicked, why in the hell do you carry a screwdriver in your boot?

Kaiba smiled at him. "Why indeed." He took off his clothes, staying only in his underwear and climbed on the bed. Joey got momentarily shocked, since it was the first time he saw him wearing so little. "Aren't you getting ready? You're might not be tired, but I'm dead." He yawned a totally fake yawn.

That took Joey out of his shock, and in five seconds he was undressed and under the covers.

"On second thought, I think I'm not that tired. If you want to continue from where we left off this afternoon, I'm all up for it." In more ways than one.

Joey took the words literally, and in a moment they were back in the same position as earlier, and he kissed Kaiba's neck. Now that they were alone, and in the dark, he felt considerably bolder, placing open mouthed kisses on his neck and running his hands through his chest and stomach.

As glad as he was that Joey's shyness was finally fading, Kaiba decided to take part on the fun; just lie there and do nothing wasn't his thing. He pulled Joey towards him and kissed him hard. He tried to roll them and be on top, but Joey wrestled him and stood his ground. Kaiba was amused. As much as I hate to admit it, that B. idiot was right. He is feisty.

Running his fingers lightly over Joey's sides, he quickly found a weak spot, and when Joey shuddered and moaned, he successfully rolled them over. He kissed him again, slow and thoroughly, while his hands searched for the same spot that had made him moan moments ago. The more those sexy noises came out of his mouth, the harder it became for Kaiba to control himself. His hands ventured lower, and in swift movements, he removed Joey's underwear.

Before Joey could even think of protesting (not that he would), Kaiba put one finger over his lips. "We're not going all the way tonight. Let's just have fun."

Joey responded by removing Kaiba's own underwear.

"That's the spirit." He bit on the inviting neck below him, and while his tongue occupied itself with an equally inviting ear, he snaked a hand between them and brought their erections together.

Joey hissed, biting back a loud moan, and his hands grabbed what was nearest to them: Kaiba's butt. Kaiba couldn't help laughing, while his tongue and teeth still played with Joey's ear, but when Joey started removing his hands, he whispered: "I'm not complaining. It's just that… I never had someone grabbing my ass with so much gusto before. Well, not that anyone actually ever dared to grab my ass."

So Joey left his hands in place, squeezing occasionally when Kaiba's hands made him feel particularly too good. Minutes later, he decided that Kaiba panting sensually in his ear was the most beautiful sound he'd ever heard.

After they both reached climax, they were too tired to do anything about the mess between them, and fell asleep almost instantly.

oOo

"So you're amnesiac then, you bastard?"

B. smiled a fake embarrassed smile. "Hmm… maybe?"

"Right. Strip."

"What? Shouldn't we get to know each other first?"

"You kidding me? You stink. Go take a bath. I'll wait here. Huh, just felt a déjà vu for some reason. Wonder why. And don't you worry about falling off the bathroom window. The new safety bars will prevent that."

What he wanted the most at the moment was to slap and kiss, and then slap again that smug face in front of him, but B. just smiled and started to strip. "As you wish."

He couldn't deny that the hot bathtub in front of him felt like a wonderful idea, since he didn't remember the last time he'd seen one; so he bathed, washed his hair, and got mentally ready for whatever awaited him. He looked around after he was done. "Hey, uh, Master? I don't see any towels."

"Don't worry about it, just get over here. Like I ain't never seen your sweet ass a thousand times, right?"

Shit. I can't submit to him just like that. But… what choice do I have?

None. The window was indeed barred, and his clothes had magically vanished while he bathed, so he left the bathroom in his birthday suit. Looking like he did, he had no reason to be embarrassed anyway. Sweet ass and all that.

The Master awaited him with a smile and a towel. "Crazy bastard. I looked all over town for you."

"What? You missed me that much? I've only been gone for a few months."

"Oh, so we're dropping the amnesia bullshit then? What about those two who came with you, are they up to something?"

"No, no. I feigned amnesia to them so they could come here and you would get another two loyal servants. Don't I deserve a reward?"

"Oh, you'll get something alright. I'll give you all kinds of something."

"Umm… as trepidating as your words sound, I like you so much more when you're like this."

"What the hell are you talking abo— oh, hell. I'm speaking like I used to, ain't I? I guess talking to Serenity does that. Eh, whatever. I'll be me again tomorrow." He finished drying B. up and pushed him on the bed.

"This is you. Your Master is just a persona you created to get back at me."

"No, no, no. Don't you go analysing me when you're the one who needs a shrink. Or a lobotomy." He took off his own clothes and climbed on the bed. "Getting back at you? That begins now. Look what I fished from your toy-box." He showed him a pair of plush handcuffs. "Hands on the headboard, former Master."

B. promptly did so; his libido was his greatest enemy. And he could never beat the Master in a struggle, since he wasn't as strong as his other self. Oh, what the hell, consider yourself lucky, Puppy. I'll give you a treat. Just for tonight.

The Master cuffed him to the headboard. "You don't have your little gizmo no more, huh? And even if you did you wouldn't be able to use it right now. I can take this shit off." He removed his crown and set it on the nightstand. "Now, you like tormenting me so much, let's see how you fare on the other side of the handcuffs. I waited a long time for this, my dear Kaiba."

What? He doesn't understand that… could it be possible that he never understood how I really felt? I mean, sure I tormented him, but that's because I'm so crazy about him and he wouldn't… oh stop thinking and start speaking, you idiot! "Puppy, don't you know that I—"

The Master held a hand over his mouth. "Don't you call me that. And 'the sex toy is to be quiet while the Master plays with it', remember?"

"Yes, but I only said that because—"

"Shut up!" The Master slapped him. "You talk when I say you talk. You do remember there's a ball gag somewhere, don't you?"

I only said that because you kept yelling how much you hated me.

The Master gave a hard pinch and twist to both of B.'s nipples at the same time, eliciting a pained yet aroused moan from him.

Ah, no. Stand low, maso tendencies. I don't need you right now.

"Needy bitch. Look what else I got. Your favourite lube." It was strawberry flavoured, and he had always found it sickening, but pouring some on his fingers now, it smelled like the most delicious thing in the world. He immediately shoved two fingers in the boy beneath him. "It ain't your first time on this side anyway, is it? The way you talked to me about how good it would feel when you were doing it to me tells it all."

B. didn't say anything until the Master said he could speak. "Well, I do have a plethora of toys, you know." While that wasn't a lie, it wasn't the whole truth either, but he didn't think he wanted to exasperate the Master even more.

"Heh, should've guessed that you wouldn't think anyone was good enough for your precious booty."

Eh, not really, but you don't need to know that.

He pushed and scissored his fingers inside B., pissed off that he seemed to be enjoying it. He withdrew his fingers and entered him in one thrust, glad to hear at least some pain in the grunt that came from him. "Gonna make sure you'll be walking funny tomorrow. Hell, I could barely walk after the first time you were done with me. Didn't you feel sorry for my poor virgin ass?"

"I…"

"Shut up. It was a rhetorical question." He took B. as forcefully as he remembered it being done to him, pinching and biting his nipples and sucking on his neck, and B. endured it all without a sound.

That's how I show my love, Puppy. Though I honestly don't remember being this rough to you.

"Sorry", he whispered.

"'Sorry' ain't gonna cut it, pal. This is all your nights from now on."

Unfortunately for you, it isn't, Puppy.

It took him a while, but when the Master finally came, he realised with a start that he wasn't feeling as fulfilled as he thought he would be. He started laughing. "Son of a bitch. You really did it, didn't you?"

"Wha—"

"Sorry, but I can't have you gloating and throwing it in my face." He pulled out of B., got a rag from the drawer and tied it around his mouth. B. was so worn out he barely paid attention to what he was saying. Oh, great. Not only does he fuck me like a quoll, now he's going to gag me. What in the hell is he going to do now that I would have to be gagged for? Fistfuck me?

"Don't you worry, bastard. You'll enjoy this next part quite a lot." He squeezed some lube on a finger and thrust it inside himself.

B. widened his eyes. Oooh… say what?

"Yeah, that's right. I want it. Fuck, I need it. It's a good thing you didn't come, huh?"

I don't believe this, Puppy. You're really going to…

He finished preparing himself and climbed over B., taking his erection in hand. "Fuck you, Kaiba." He lowered himself slowly, shuddering all the way. "Fuck you, you son of a bitch. Ah… fuck you so very much."

Ah, never thought I'd get to feel you again. So good… The Master rode B. to his heart's content, moaning and cussing, completely lost in it. Tired or not, handcuffed or not, B. did his best to give him what he unbelievably wanted. He couldn't stop thrusting even after he came.

"Fuck… you." The Master came as well, then suddenly kissed him over the rag and fell asleep on top of him.

Uh… okay, what the hell just happened?

And… am I going to have to sleep like this?!

TBC

So… Kaiba's buttocks… they never seem to appear in any fanfic I read, so I decided to make them show up here :D you're welcome.

And no, B. doesn't stand for Bastard either.

If there's someone on the other side of those bugs, they probably have a nosebleed right now…

The fucked like a quoll thing came from an article I read about animals with violent mating rituals. The little bugger was the first on the list. You can check it out at the Oddee website. If you dare. Dun, dun, dunnn…

SPOILERS

Alright, so it's Kaiba x Joey softcore here, and all the way Master x B. x Master with a little bit of bondage and rough play. Yeah. You read that right.

And this will be the only warning, by the way. Now you know naughty stuff is bound to happen from this point on :)

END OF SPOILERS