15. Doppelbanger

"Don't even think about trying to escape again. I have snipers with tranquilizing darts all over the place." The Master dressed up in front of a mirror, trying to ignore his goddamn sore ass.

"Don't worry. Since you want me that much, I won't go anywhere." B. looked at his chest. "Oh hey. Purple nurples."

He walked to the bed and slapped B. over the head. "Like hell! I just want you where I can see you at all times to make sure you won't start anything. Now get up already, I want to go get breakfast."

"Uh, but Master sir… I can barely move. How do you expect me to climb down the stairs and sit on a hard chair to eat breakfast after you fucked me with so much zest? My nipples feel like I had a couple of piranhas dangling from them, and my ass hurts so much right now it feels like I've just given birth. And mff—"

Completely red, the Master covered his mouth. "Alright already! Man, you're still the king of dirty talking. You stay here. I'll… I'll get someone to bring you something."

B. smiled. "Thank you, kind Master. You sure know how to take care of your employees." He spoke with as much sarcasm as he could gather, but the way the Master looked at him made him feel strange. "What is it, my dear sir? Do you perhaps want to go another round? If so, I would like to recommend my mouth, or you could do some irreparable—"

"Shut! It!" He got up and opened the door. "And don't make me regret leaving you untied. There are clothes for you in the closet."

B. grabbed his left hand with his right and waved him goodbye weakly. Before the door was completely closed, he yelled: "Actually, forget about breakfast and bring me a ton of pain medicine! And some ointment, just in case you tore something! You know, because you fucked me so hard!"

The Master slammed the door.

oOo

"And Mr. Kaiba?" Kaiba poured himself some coffee.

"Oh, er… he won't be joining us for breakfast. He's feeling a bit under the weather. He did regain his memories though."

"I see." Poor bastard. "And our duel, when will it take place?"

"I was thinking, why don't we make it like in the classics and set it for noon?"

Kaiba actually liked that. "Perfect. I'm looking forward to it."

"Oh, me too, Mr. Kiryu, me too. And we're duelling in the open area on the third floor. I'll ask someone to show you the way."

Hn. The hangar where I keep my Blue Eyes Jet. "That would be great, thank you." He noticed the Master kept his deck on himself at all times; it would be almost impossible to make the trade.

They finished breakfast in relative silence, and Joey felt the urge to gouge his eyes out while watching that impossibly irritating version of himself, and the creepy way he looked at 'Mr. Kiryu'.

oOo

While the Master played cards with a couple of guys, just for fun apparently, Kaiba found the opportunity to ask Yugi if he knew where B. was.

"Well, judging by the crude shouting I heard earlier, I think he's in the Master's room. I'll take you there if you want. If someone asks, I was just showing you around."

"Alright, let's go." He turned to Joey. "Wait for me in the room."

Joey tried to protest, but Kaiba only repeated the order. Growling, not unlike a dog, he did as he was told.

Yugi stopped and gestured at the door. "It's here. I'll wait outside."

Kaiba entered and closed the door. B. was lying in bed on his side, while boredly turning the pages of a magazine. The loose sleeve of a pale-blue yukata let quite a few reddish and purple spots on his neck and shoulder on display.

"Isn't it a little late to be in bed?"

"Well, the Master screwed me dead last night. I can't exactly prance around at the moment."

"My condolences." Wheeler is never, ever going to be on top. "I've talked to Yugi Muto, and he really is on our side in case we need it."

"Good to know." He closed the magazine and lay on his back, with his hands behind his head. His badly wrapped yukata left nothing to the imagination. Not that Kaiba wanted to imagine. "I think my Puppy likes me."

"If all these goddamn hickeys are any indication. But didn't you say he hated you? Because of, you know, the lousy way you always treated him?"

"Hmm… maybe all those months without me made him realise what a fine specimen I am. I just wish I could make him believe I feel the same."

"Why don't you let him fuck you another hundred times? I mean, that's what you did, isn't it?"

"Ah, no. This body was made to top, not be topped. You know that. Unless it's you. If it's you, it's okay." He winked coyly. "After all, it would still be Seto Kaiba on top."

"…You can barely move and you're still asking for more? I wonder what would happen if I said yes."

"Nah, it's fine. I took so many pain pills I can barely feel anything. In fact, I think I'm kinda high. So come, come." He patted on the bed beside him.

"You're always high." Kaiba looked like he couldn't make up his mind about something. Moving towards the door to leave, he stopped and threw something to his double. "Here's your toy back. I input another setting to it, but I don't know if it works properly, nor if it'll be of much help. Now you just have to find a way to knock his little crown off."

"Another setting…" He looked at his moe machine. Kaiba had put a stick over 'cute' with the word 'obey'. "Y-you did it? I tried for so long to get to this!"

"Well, it's not really—"

"I'm testing it right now!" B. pressed the button. "Kiss me!"

Kaiba walked towards him and held his chin. "You think I'd let something so dangerous on your hands? Just like the other settings, it only makes a person more compliant to do something they're already willing to do. And as you can see, I don't wanna kiss your narcissistic self. Hn. Maybe I should say my narcissistic self." He let go of him and once again prepared to leave, but B. grabbed his arm and pulled him, pressing the button again.

"Be nice to me."

"Fucker." He stumbled, resting his hands on the bed, and a second later he was having the most awkward experience of his entire life. When the kiss ended, Kaiba punched his double in the eye. "Try that on me again and I'm sending the Master a life-supply of sex enhancement pills." He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and finally left the room.

B. touched his eye, wincing and grinning. "Totally worth it."

TBC

I did the thing… oh man…