So the last chapter we met with Karkat a little bit. Now, its time for the plot twisters and shit so blah blah blah fuck you.

Karkat: Be Dave

Your name is Dave Strider, and you just asked the newly dumped lowlife if you could have his ex girlfriend. Well sorry its not YOUR FAULT, your friend begged you to for a plan. Lets go back to that plan.

"Dave, you know how you like Karkat right?" You look over at your best pal, John Egbert, and you can tell he has got shit up his sleeve, since he is the schools News paper lead and is the Treasurer of Student Council and a skilled prankster. Somewhat of a skilled prankster.

"Yeah, so? What the fuck are you up to Egbert? Another homo schtick?" "I got a plan, and I'm not a homosexual Dave." "Mhm, say that to the Nic Cage and Matt McConaughey collages in your room." "Whatever, anyways, I know how to get him to YOU." "How?" "Okay, so I have this plan to get Vriska AWAY from Karkat so you can get to him. You just need to be your sexy self and get her to want to dump him. She'd be a bit of a bitch about it, but come ON, you get a hot girl that can be passed onto me and you can get yourself a sexy grey troll." "Dude, last time you had a plan like this you tried to get me to date Jade and all you did was set up my brother Dirk with his new boyfriend."

About the seventh grade a new girl named Jade Harley moved to your middle school and you fell for her, she had her cousin Jake English, a UK boy, live with her and her grandpa. John tried to get Jade and you together while you and your brother Dirk Strider let them hang out to do homework. One thing let to another and you never got Jade and your brother and Jake are currently dating. Still.

"That was a fail on my part since I didn't know that your bro was gay for British people." "Dude, he's gay. Period." "Whatever, just this time it'll work." "No it won't. You'd probably get someone with someone else and fuck up shit." "Will you shut up!? It'll work or else...or else I'll have in the school news paper a picture of me in my Nic Cage boxers!" "Alright, you have until the very end of the school year to get me and Karkat together." "Pft, the end of the school year is in seven months. How hard can it be?"

That was five months ago. And the plan is barely starting to get in affect. You decide to go up to Vriska and talk to her.

"Sup Vriska." You say to her, looking at her from under your shades.

"Oh, hi Strider." "So, I heard you dumped Vantas." "Yeah, I was getting 8ored of having that loser." "So, hey, Im going to see that new movie next week, wanna go see it with me?" "Sure, sounds like a date." You nod slightly, indicating that the movie starts at nine and you'd pick her up at eight. She was pleased at that since eight is her favorite number. You soon make your leave to class.

But there is one thing that's stopping you, HOW will John get Karkat and you together if you just asked out Vriska? God dammit Egbert.

So its OFFICIALLY summer here where I am so LOL AWESOME! So yeah.