Your name is John Egbert and you just fucked up your plan BIG TIME by getting with Karkat. You literally didn't MEAN TO DO THIS but it just...well, happened. Now you have to find a way to loop a plan with the other plan and- oh fuck what about Dave? Shit you are now officially scared.

SORRY FOR NO UPDATE GKAJKDAJNFSDJNFJIRNJI! Also I SHOW OFF MY HEADCANON FOR JOHN!

You make your way to Dave's locker, soon running into him. "Oh hey John." "Hi Dave." "Dude, what's wrong?" "I um...I fucked up the plan." "How did you fuck up the plan?" "I may have accidentally made out with Karkat and I may have also accidentally asked him out and I may have also accidentally started dating him." He gripped the front of your shirt, holding up a fist as to punch you. He then puts it down and lets go of your shirt. "You are so fucking lucky you douchebag." "Thank you...and HEY!" "Quit it, Jew." "Hey, just because I'm Jewish doesn't mean that you can call me that!" "Whatever." You both stood in silence for a minute.

"So, Vriska still has feelings for Karkat." "How did you know?" "She told me last night while we were hanging out." "And HOW did it end up like this?" "She probably figured out that I like dudes more than chicks." "Aren't you like, pansexual though?" "Yeah." "So how...oh did she realize you liked Karkat?" "She asked if I liked someone that wasn't her and I was honest to god. She didn't ask who." "Oh." "So we gotta fix this, so let's do the best thing. Fix Karkat and Vriska back up, then let them break up naturally, then I can slip towards Karkat and let hi-" He soon stopped talking when he saw Karkat walking by, which from the looks of it, he heard the whole fucking thing. You pretend not to know that. Soon you see Equius and Eridan following Karkat, just as the bell rings.

John: Go back to Karkat.

You are now Kar-OH FUCKING SHIT YOU JUST GOT PICKED UP FROM THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT! "WWell look Eq, seems like wwe got a livve one." "Indeed. So, should we go downstairs to our special place with him?" "WWe shall, noww Kar you are going to get the BEST beatin of your pathetic mutant life." You did your normal way of trying to get out of this situation in the best way you could. "Look, if you put me down, you BOTH get five bucks. Each." Equius dropped you, stepping on your back to keep you down. "Show us the money Vant-" He was quickly cut off. "EQUIUS!"

You looked up to see Nepeta, who is sadly your cousin to figure since your dad and her mom are siblings. "N-Nepeta." "What are mew doing to poor Karkitty. Move your foot this instant." "No, you are simply just an olive b100d, whereas I am a b100 b100d." "Equius. I will furricking murder mew if mew don't leave my cousin alone. Cause if mew keep this up, I will pawsitively make this day your LAST. Got it?" Eridan by that time had ran away. Equius still kept his ground. "Equius, as much as I LOVE losing all my air, listen to her." "Karkitty is correct. Leave. Now. Don't make me claw mew." "No." "Equius." "No." "Yes." "No." "Y33s." "No." "Gog dammit Equius, I love mew as a Meowrail AND as a Matespurrit, but mew leave me no choice." She backed up, and ran towards you, soon pouncing on him. "Go, Karkitty, go!" You then got the fuck out of there.

Where were you? Oh yeah. You are now Karkat, and OH MY GOD YOU JUST OVERHEARD DAVE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT GETTING YOU AND VRISKA BACK TOGETHER! Well it beats being with Egbert...sorta. You still want Dave though. OH GOD YOU ARE FUCKING CONFUSED. Oh well, you need to have this confusion that way you can have a better way to respond to things.

Well, I updated. And my cousin is annoying me OMG HE IS GOING TO BE 13 YEARS OLD IN DECEMBER WHY IS HE BEING SUCH AN ASS WITH HIS FUCKING IMMATURITY!?

Oh well, I need this craziness in my life. I have to fucking get used to it. Le sigh.

6/24/15: UPDATE: I FUCKING PUT SISTERS INSTEAD OF FUCKING SIBLING SHIT! SO I fixed it. TEEHEE~! Yeah...I suck at this fuck.