Well fuck this bullshit.
Karkat: Be Dave.
You are now Dave again. And you are currently at Vriska's house alone. It was a nice house, blue. Very blue. SO FUCKING BLUE! And then there was some Tarantula spiders they kept as pets. But you two were alone anyways since her mom and Eridan's dad were out of town on "Business" (Everyone in town knows that Marquise Spineret Mindfang-Serket and Orphaner Dualscar Ampora have a thing going on behind Dualscar's wife's and Summoner Nitram's back's) and besides, Vriska's sister Aranea was with her girlfriend Meenah Peixes. So you and Vriska were all alone to talk.
"Well, this sucks ass. So, whats up with you Dave?" You looked over at her, pushing your shades closer to your face. "Not much, just the us-" "Oh quit the 8ullshit." You look at her surprised. "What...do you mean?" You were still being cool but your facade was starting to fade. "Look, I know that you know that I still have a thing for Karkat. Now, if you have ANYTHING to say a8out that then fucking tell me." You sat there for a minute before putting your hand on his shoulder. "Go for him then." "WHAT!? I can't just fucking waltz 8ack into his life. 8esides, he might have someone else." "Oh bullshit! Just go for him again, maybe he may come back to you." "Really?" "Of course! You just gotta use your natural Serket charm." "Yeah, you're right! Now, get the fuck out of my house Dave." You shrugged and got up. "So, does that mean we're over?" "Yes." "Okay, later." "8ye Dave!"
THE NEXT DAY.
You sat in Detention during lunch, you usually get there early since the Detention teacher is also your English teacher, and she treats everyone like they were her child. Literally. Just because two of her children are students doesn't mean every student is her child. But you really don't care. You saw Karkat walk in, if he was there for Detention, he was late. You saw your teacher look up shocked. Oh god.
"Karkat! Why are you in detention?" "Because." You expected this. Since the English teacher was none other than Mrs. Vantas herself. "No, seriously, why are you in detention." "Nothing." He sat down next to you and started playing with his paper lunch. He actually brought lunches, you never had even SEEN him eat before. Oh fuck she's literally kneeling down between your guy's desks. "Karkat. Tell me. Why are you in det-" "I got into a fight, that is all you need to know." You had never seen a teacher get up so fast and walk out of a room so quickly. So you looked over at Karkat. "So, what kind of fight did you get into?" He sat there silently. You looked away, and that is when he spoke.
"I didn't get into a fight, I was caught smoking in the boys bathroom. Why are you here?" He looked over at you, you could feel his eyes. "Same reason." Your hands started to get slightly warm, this was not good. "Okay. Oh, and by the way, Vriska Serket asked me out again." "Really?" "Yeah, I don't know how to answer her though, I want to say no because well...I like someone else." "Then just tell her that." "But I can't." "Why not?" "Because shes gonna fucking ask who I like." "Who do you like then?" He sat there for a minute. "What kind of food did you bring to Detention?" Classic question block. Smart moves kid.
Smart moves.
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