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Karkat: Be John

YOU ARE FUCKING JOHN! Oh my god...actually no you are not literally fucking John. No, no no no, NO! This is a fucking rated T story, not M. If it was M then yeah, MAYBE YOU'D BE FUCKING JOHN! BUT YOU AREN'T!

Sorry, side tracked. You are now John. And hot damn were you doing things right now. Literally, you are doing a lot of things. You hadn't seen Karkat all day though, or Dave. But you didn't really have any classes with Dave...but Karkat? Now that was odd. Maybe Karkat was sick? Or didn't want to go to school? Was he ditching? You don't even know. You felt someone tapping on your shoulder and you looked over to see a cerulean-grey hand and sharp blue-painted nail/claws. Your gaze moved upwards to see Vriska, in...her...cheerleading uniform holy shit she looked hot no wonder Karkat dated her for three years.

"Hey John, whats up?" "Oh, nothing, just the usual stuff that I do." "Okay, hey have you seen Karkat anywhere?" "No, haven't seen him since yesterday, why?" "No reason, its just th8 I need help figuring out who his crush is." "Why?" "8ecause its 8een 8ugging me all week and really I have 8een freaking out over it. Its like, who is it? What does he have to hide?" "Oh, well I can try to help you out with that." "Gr8! Thank you so much John! You're the 8est!" She then hugged you, and dear lord your face is literally in uncharted territory of boobs. It is literally in her boobs. Oh dear lord there is a fucking god. She pulled away and smiled at you, you can't help but smile back.

"Well, I gotta go 8ack to my other cheerleaders, we gotta practice our last cheer. Later John!" She quickly kissed your cheek and left, leaving behind blue lipstick on your cheek. Dear god that was lovely. You don't even care anymore, but you should probably get it off before PE next period.

John: Be after school John.

You are now after school John. It's been a bit after school and you're talking to Dave about what happened. Right now you two are in the parking lot of McDonalds talking, because you two like to eat on the hood of his car because fuck it.

"Whoa man, so Serket KISSED YOU?" "Oh the cheek, but yeah." "Holy shit, thats goddamned special. She never kisses people on the cheek. Maybe a lip to hand to cheek thing but NEVER DIRECTLY ON THE CHEEK." "I KNOW! Wow, I feel really special." "I bet you are." "Hey, I gotta ask, have you seen Karkat?" "No I haven't. I wonder where he is though." You heard someone clear their throat and you looked over, seeing Sollux, who is one of Karkat's close friends.

"Heard you talkiing about KK." "Um...yeah. Why?" "Oh, liike you don't know." You and Dave looked at each other curiously. "Know what?" He lowered his 3D colored glasses, revealing matching-colored eyes. "You diidn't hear?" "No." "Dude, KK liike totally dii2appeared la2t niight. People 2ay he diitched town, other2 2ay he 2aiid "fuck iit" and went iinto the wood2 behiind hii2 hou2e and hung hiim2elf." "Oh my god." "Yeah, he won't even an2wer my text me22age2 or any of my call2." He sighed and shrugged "But who know2, maybe he2 ju2t lettiing off 2ome 2team. Ju2t don't talk two Kankrii or anyone wiith the la2t name Vanta2 or Leiijon about iit. They wiill fuckiing kiill you." He leaned closer and whispered "E2peciially Nepeta."

He quickly walked away and you turned your att- Dave was in the car. You looked down into the car to see him crying. Poor sap.

"Hey Dave, its gonna be alright, he may be back most likely." He didn't move, but he did stop crying.

You decide maybe you two should go back to your respective houses, it had been a long day for the both of you."

This is when I update the story and don't update for two weeks. Have fun.