stfu about the title you lil shits

You woke up the next morning with Karkat in your arms. He was still asleep, and his soft purring was just adorable to hear. You smiled, looking at him before he moved, waking up. He looked at you, smiling back at you softly. You moved some hair from his face, making his cheeks flush red slightly. Both of you stayed there for a few minutes before he moved, kissing you softly. You didn't expect this, but you kissed him back.

In a literal amount of three seconds it was a wild make-out that you had been dying to have ever since 8th grade.

Dave: Be Karkat.

You are now Karkat, and you were making out with Dave in his bed, in his room, in an apartment that they were renting in once a month. You knew this was bad, but you didn't stop. You liked him, you wanted him. You really didn't know what to do, you just followed his lead. You followed it when he rolled over on top of you. After while you got lost in the moment with him. You don't even remember what you were supposed to do that day, but it didn't matter, you were with Dave. You were with...Dave...at his house...alone most likely, which must have been lucky for the both of you. Mostly you.

After that, you lost your virginity. And really, you didn't give a single shit. You were with him, and only him. You were his. Although, you were both young. He was only fifteen, and you...you still had your fifteenth birthday coming up. God your parents are gonna kill you when they find out, but you won't let them know for awhile.

You looked at him afterwards, and really, you were speechless. How did he get to you, you still have no clue. He pulled you into his arms, stroking your hair and shushed you. You didn't understand why he was doing this until you realized you were crying. You don't know why you were crying, maybe the fact that your parents will find out scared you, or if it was something else, you don't know.

Karkat: Skip ahead to Wednesday. Karkat on Wednesday: Be Dave.

You're Dave now. You literally are scared. The only people who lose their virginity in High School are either drunk at parties or Juniors/Seniors. You weren't even close friends with Karkat either. He was just...there. You felt guilty, and he hadn't even been in school, to John's knowledge. You even talked to John at lunch about what happened Sunday. He literally ate it all up, like it was his stupid ham sandwich. Egbert was so weird.

"Wow dude, so you literally fucked Karkat?" "Yep." "Dude, you've gotta be joshing me." "I'm not, and what the fuck is "joshing"?" "I pick stuff up man." "Whatever, either way, I'm screwed." "Why?" "Dude, what if Karkat's parents found out, that means his brother would hunt me down and his dad would arrest me for rape." "Oh yeah, his dads a cop." "Yeah, and if Bro finds out I'm pretty much grounded." "He'd probably high-five you over it first, then say you're grounded. Unless you used protection." You sat there silent.

"...You didn't use protection?!" "Dude, shut the fuck up!" "Sorry. But, you didn't?" "We were in the moment." "Wait, what's a troll body like?" "It's weird, they have this tentacle dick, and even a vagina. They all have tentacle dicks and vaginas. It's fucking weird." "So wait, he bottomed?" "Yeah." "Wow, you are a Strider, you topped." "Yep." "So, going back to what we were at. You didn't even use any fucking protection?" "Yeah, we just...it happened really fast." "What happened afterwards?" "Well, we layed there, he started crying, which I just figured he was shocked completely over it." "Dude, was he okay with you fucking him?" "He liked it, well at leased it seemed like it." "Well, I wouldn't know, I wasn't there." "I know, and I'm glad." He goes to speak before a bag falls down onto the table in between you two. You turn your head to see Terezi and Latula Pyrope, Sollux, and Aradia.

"Hey guy2." "Hey." "S0, the f0ur 0f us were planning 0n g0ing and hanging 0ut with s0me pe0ple, y0u wanna j0in?" "Com3 ON GUYS!" "Y34hz, 1t's gonn4 b3 R4D1C4L!" John looks at you and shrugs, you nod. "We're in." "2weet. Meet u2 up iin the parkiing lot iin ten miinute2, we're all diitchiing wiith Cronu2 Ampora and we're briingiing Tuna wiith u2." "Y34h, th3 b4b3 h4s to com3, h3 LOV3Z TH1S STUFF!" "By the way, one of my good friiend2 2et thii2 up."

Skipping ahead to ten minutes, you and John both head out to the parking lot to see Cronus Ampora, Terezi and Latula Pyrope, Aradia Megido, Sollux and Mituna Captor, and the only person you didn't expect to see.

Karkat Vantas.

IM NOT DEAD!