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You are astonished. Karkat was helping your friends, and you, out of school. He smoked a cigarette before looking at everyone. "Alright everyone, I know this great place out of town, everyone's gonna love it." Aradia piped in. "Really? What place is this? Wait, was this the place y0u were talking t0 me ab0ut 0n Saturday?" "Yeah, it is." Wait, WHAT HAPPENED ON SATURDAY? You forget it for a bit and listen in on what he is saying. "So anyways, we'll go to this place. I'm not sure how you guys will think of it, BUT it's just this place I found. Aradia, will you give more details please?"
"It's an aband0ned, said t0 be haunted, drive-in a few t0wns 0ver. We're g0nna g0 there t0night and watch s0me 0ld h0rr0r m0vies. It's a dare thing." As soon as the words "said to be haunted" went through her mouth both Latula and Mituna left. You and John both shrugged and went along. You watched Karkat closely though, just to see what he would do. He didn't do nothing but text in the passenger seat, gave Sollux directions, and lead everyone there.
~AFTER SO MANY SCARY MOVIES AND BOOZE LATER~
You couldn't find Karkat anywhere, and you were pretty sure Terezi and Aradia were drunk. You caught up with John, who was helping Sollux and Cronus get the girls in the car. Sollux was planning on getting everyone in and getting the fuck out of there. You couldn't of agreed more, except NOBODY KNEW WHERE KARKAT WAS! You guys soon saw a light turn on up in the showing room and you all basically flipped the fuck out because it looked like Karkat hung himself. Everyone was getting into the car, slightly scared, when you noticed John and Sollux were gone and it was you, Cronus, and the girls who were asleep.
It was starting to get cold, when you heard John scream loudly and come back. "JOHN! WHAT HAPPENED!?" "K-K-Karkat...S-S-Sollux..." He looked away, his shoulders shaking. You were getting scared, when you saw Sollux run. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" He got in the car and you got confused. You soon felt a cold, wet finger on your neck as you heard someone whisper into your ear. "Surprise, bitch." You swear to god you screamed like a girl. You turned around and saw Karkat laughing, he thought it was funny. You had been played.
You were dubbed the most scared person there, and you all went home. So it was only you and Karkat after Sollux stopped the car in front of his house and you got in the drivers seat. Karkat was already asleep in the passenger seat, and you couldn't help but think how adorable that was. It was time for payback. You took a quick sniff at him, yep, he had been drinking a bit. You drove out of town near the railroad tracks, this lil shit was gonna flip his shit. You quickly pulled him into the back and got rid of his shirt and jacket, soon slipping your own shirt over him and laying next to him. This plan would have been a success if you didn't fall asleep like that, but oh well.