The cell phone started buzzing as Jason held it in his hand. He cringed and looked down at what it said.

From Tim: AHAHAHAHAHAAA!

The replacement was so going to die for this...But not before a certain older brother...

"I'm going to KILL YOU!" Jason lunged at Dick, who was laughing…LAUGHING.

"What are you gonna do? Stab me with a carrot?" Dick was still laughing as he was pinned up against the wall.

"Don't tempt me, Goldie…" The phone buzzed again, which saved Dick's life as Jason let him go in order to look at the message.

From Damian: Does it really come as a surprise that HE would do something so stupid Grayson? The blows he got to the head with that crowbar probably just made him even more thick in the head.

On second thought, that phone just earned him a slower, and more painful death..

Dick caught sight of the message. "Oooh, I'll have a talk to him about that…

Jason turned on him like a mad bull. "No, I'll talk to him about it… You're going to be six feet under where no one can hear you scream!"

"Now Jay, what I did may have been a little low…"

"A LITTLE?!" Jason growled. "Try the lowest of the low, and I may consider ending your life in a somewhat quicker fashion than what I had planned.

"Well…I wouldn't exactly say the lowest…I mean you DID throw a carrot at me-"

"FORGET ABOUT THE CARROT!" Jason practically screamed, throwing his hands up.

Dick just laughed. "Nevah!"

"AARRRGH! Jason charged him, and soon they were both tumbling around the place, throwing punches, jabbing, kicking, and screaming. All the while remodeling Dick's apartment. They deserved a gold star when it came to multi-tasking.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

Dick stopped and his expression suddenly turned to one of fear. He looked at Jason.

"Act like a normal human being, and everything will be ok.."

"Says the guy who's pants are falling down…" Jason smirked.

Dick looked down to see his boxers, as his pants had fallen half off in their tumbling match. He quickly pulled them back up, and went to the door, opening it a crack so that the person wouldn't see the mess the place was in.

"Hello?" Dick said sweetly.

"Hi…I heard a lot of noise coming from here, and I just wanted to make sure everything was alright…" It was one of Dick's snoopy neighbors.

"Oh, everything's fine…" Dick assured.

"…are you sure?" She asked.

"…Ya…" He answered stupidly.

She gave him a quizzical look, then turned and started walking away.

Dick closed the door and glared at Jason. "No more fighting in the apartment!" He practically hissed.

"Fine by me, let's take this to the streets."

"Uhh, no. You are going to act like a grown up for once, and help me clean up this mess."

Jason crossed his arms. "And if I don't?"

"I'll tell Damian that you used to wet the bed.

"WHAAT?! THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE!"

"Maybe not, but you really think he's gonna believe you if you try and protest it? Oh, and he would probably spread it to Tim too..

If looks could kill, Dick would be a heaping pile of ash from the glare Jason shot his way.

"He would never let me live it down ….ughh! Fine, you win this time Goldie…" Jason pouted as he started picking up the rubble from the seeming hurricane that had ripped through the place just minutes before.

Well, ok, so it's not a long chapter or anything, but hey, I wrote it really quick today, I wasn't even expecting to write anything today. And just to let you guys know, I have absolutely no idea where this story is going, I'm just making it up as I write, so if you like this story so far, feel free to leave suggestions, and always leave reviews! It encourages me that people actually do enjoy what they read of my stuff, and therefore encourages me to write even more and do quick updates. Im starting off writing as much as I can, but if I don't get any encouragement, I may lose my fueling :'(