HELLO~~~ *le gasp* LAST CHAPTER ALREADY?

Oh well then~ I guess this is the end of this story. Hehehe.

Dave: Be a Narrator of the story so you can tell the whole story without having "You" all the fucking time:

It was a warm, spring afternoon at the school. Exams were over and it was close to the last day of school. Three boys and a girl were gathered around at one of the corners of the building talking. They were, in order of Clockwise: Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider, John Egbert, and Vriska Serket. They were laughing about some stupid story about a movie theater, a cop, and a movie ruined by a chase around the seats.

"Oh my god, and Karkat did WHAT?" Vriska was laughing too hard to even hear the rest of the story, so John had to ask all the questions. "Okay, so Karkat was trying to escape the cop, and he dives into this couple, takes their popcorn, and tosses it at the cop, quickly running away, and the cop is just all like 'What the fuck? Ah, so much butter!' he's just flailing around screaming. And nearby from where I was, this kid just looks at him and just exclaims really loudly 'Holy shit, this is way fucking better than any stupid movie, dad pass me the goddamn popcorn already.'" Dave was already starting to laugh at his own words.

"Long story short," Karkat finished, "I almost got arrested for interrupting a movie, assaulting a cop, resisting arrest, and sneaking into a movie that had been playing for twenty minutes without a ticket." Vriska had already lost it and was having trouble breathing. "God Vriska, stop and take a breath, Jesus." She finally stopped laughing and was trying to calm down, her face a tint of blue. "Oh shit, haha, sorry th8t was just, that was the 8est story I have ever heard!"

It's guessed that it could be agreed that John and Vriska, and Dave and Karkat, were dating. It's the truthful fact. THE TRUEST OF TRUE FACTS~

It is also guessed that we switch over to the longest Authors Note ever and end this story with a the end sentence.

In the end, they all get laid. The end.

I did NOT JUST END IT LIKE THAT! That's fucking it~ I am going to go fix it here:

They then finished their Freshman year and followed up Sophomore, Junior, and Senior year of High School. Graduating and getting married and having kids and living adult lives and OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED AVRIL LAVIGNE IS LIKE, 30! OH MY GOD! The end.

...what? I got bored. ANYWAYS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah this story is fucking over, just get over it. This was the last installment. At like, 2 am. WELL WHO KNOWS MAYBE MY NOCTURNALNESS WAS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR ONCE! I just need to learn how to stay up to approx. 4-5 pm after staying up all night. It'll be a blessing...

I guess I could learn to drink coffee. But idk. I don't really like coffee. I SHOULD ST- OH HOLY SHIT THOSE EXCLAMATION POINTS ABOVE THIS LOVE PURPLE!...well, bye~

*END*

~ThiefOfADHD