*Walks up dramatically*

"Ladies and gentlemen…The great hiatus…is DOOOOOOOOONE! *Fireworks go off, as the song "Celebrate good times" starts playing*

Ok, Im Baaaaack! Didya miss me? Believe it or not, I actually got the idea for this next chapter while munching on carrots! I know right? Carrots? Fuelling my brain?...Preposterous!

Followers: Ya, ya…WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS?!

Whoah…I can read your minds…trippy…as for where Ive been….uhh…in a far away land…where evil people oppress children with heavy loads of work…paperwork, I was chosen to lead the children away from the oppressors demanding that they "Let my people go!"

Not that their MY kids or anything…I just thought it had a…cool ring to it..so…ya….on with the story….

Followers: But..-

ON WITH THE STORY!

Jason had managed to drag Dick's body…or more appropriately, HIS body, to the outside of the building where they had started out. He proceeded to place Dick in the back seat of the car that they had hidden, and then went to get into the driver's seat. But just as he went to turn the ignition, he turned his head, and the sight that greeted him was almost enough to make him vomit. For sitting next to him, in the passenger's side, was none other than…Joker.

Or more appropriately put, his body. But that fact didn't comfort Jason in the very least.

"What…Are you doing here?" He hissed.

"What are you talking about? You told me to come here!"

"Why would I invite YOU into my car?!"

Dick suddenly spoke up.

" I….told him to come here…And relax… remember, its not really Joker…just his body." Dick managed to get out.

Jason spun around to Dick.

"oh, and that's supposed to comfort me in the fact that im practically sitting next to my own killer?!"

"wait…killer? Wha?.." Joker's body tried.

Jason spun around to him. "You!" He cut him off, pointing accusingly at him.

"You don't say a word.."

Dick continued.

"relax, what was I supposed to do? Leave him with the REAL Joker?"

"Maybe! He looks a lot like the real Joker to me!"

"Hood!" Dick started to argue, but was cut off by Jason once again.

"Just think! Fine! He may not actually be Joker…but what was he doing with a freakin brain switch machine?! Cause I REALLY doubt that the REAL Joker came up with that all on his own! Why do you think Joker wanted HIS body?" Jason was pretty much yelling by now, as he pointed once again to the scientist aka fake Joker.

Dick looked at him.

"What exactly…were you doing with a machine like that?..." Dick asked.

He gave a worried look.

"Well…uhh..I mean…You guys got hit by the brain switcher?" He pointed at both of them. Poorly attempting to change the subject.

Jason threw his hands up, exasperated.

"That does it! I want him out!"

"Jason! Relax!" Dick blurted.

"Jason?" The scientist asked both nervously, and curiously.

"Oh..OH! Way to keep up the identities DICK!" Jason practically screamed his name to get his point across.

"Why don't we just THROW our masks away while we're at it?"

Dick sighed, trying to keep his voice calm. "Jay, you of all the people, should know how much pain im in right now, and you screaming your head off like a five year old, not getting his way, is REALLY not helping AT ALL, now can we PLEASE go home?"

Jason glared at the scientist/ fake Joker.

"Fine.." His voice was barely above a whisper.

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Soon, they were back at Dick's apartment. They had removed the bullet from his ankle, and both his shoulders, and were now finishing up tending to the other wounds. Jason could have sworn that Dick was making a bigger fuss out of this than even he would.

"Dick, you are SUCH a baby!"

"Shut up." Dick winced.

"Ok, what next?" The scientist asked as he finished bandaging up the wounds. It was weird to see the Joker…or...his body at least, helping them out.

"Nothing, we're good for now." Jason replied in relief, as he turned to him.

"look..." He started hesitantly.

"I…owe you an apology about earlier. Sometimes my temper can get the better of me…well, actually most of the time really…"

"Don't worry about it." The man cut him off.

"Forgive me to even bring this up, but if I really am in the body of the man who killed you…and I'll admit, that sounds strange to me since you are still here…but I'm sure there's an explanation for that. My point is, that if I really am in his body, then you have plenty of reason to lash out on me. So, maybe I shouldn't look like him. Maybe that would help."

"What are you implying?.." Jason asked.

"It's simple… I'll change my look, a little makeup and all."

"You really don't have t-

"Seriously…You think I WANT to look like this?" He gestured to his body.

"Well, when you put it that way…"

"Good, I'll go out and get some then, and a new wardrobe while I'm at it, these clothes itch something fierce!"

"One problem…" Jason stopped him.

Don't you think people will find it a bit odd that the Joker is out shopping in public?.."

"True, but I don't sound anything like him. I'll just say it's an amazing Halloween costume."

Jason shrugged.

"Alright then…" He said hesitantly.

Dick was watching the whole scene play out before his eyes, as if they had totally forgotten he was even there, and he was happy for that, otherwise he probably would never have seen something quite like this happen.

ARGHGH! I don't know WHY I couldn't write this sooner! My brain wouldn't let me access it! This chapter made me search for every word of it…EVERY. WORD. It's like my brain scrambled all the words and hid them, and then was like "Ok! Go look!" Hopefully the next chapter will be out early next week, I can't update this weekend, cause I'll be visiting my sissy! So, but ya...leave this chapter knowing that I have not abandoned this story! And leave feedback, do you like the direction of this story? Was this a good chapter? Cause I always seem to be so hesitant about a chapter before I post it. So ya…Im done ranting…Go away.