"Open it!" Said Bucky.
"no! Don't! Sam, if you do, stay away from the light!" Argued Steve.
"um... It's a present guys! How bad can it be?!" Sam exclaimed. The truth was, he was excited! A mysterious gift! He opened it. It was a red button.
"How queer. It's a button." Coulson said, popping up out of nowhere.
"?!" Natasha said.
"press it! Press it!" Bucky, Tony, and Peter started chanting.
"NOOOOOOO!" Cried Steve, Bruce, and Clint cried in unison.
Natasha, Thor, and Coulson really didn't care at the moment.
Loki peeked his head through the door. He saw his chance...
"I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious-"
"Porpoise!" Shouted Gwen, throwing a whale on Loki.
"oh my god Gwen that's a sperm whale you idiot!" Logan shouted across the hall.
Sam pressed the button.
-in an alternate universe-
"AGH! Superman is dead!"
*giant Dinosaur comes and wipes out town*
-in marvel universe-
"Doesn't that seem cool?" Deadpool asked Nick.
"yeah. Today Superman, tomorrow the entire DC universe!" He replied.
*evil laughter*
What will happen to the DC universe? What do the avengers plan on doing? Find out in Sam's gift- part three!