Ok, ok, sheesh. I have school during the morning. Didn't think you'd like that much but here's the next chapter and an evil plot bunny didn't steal it but my best friend almost did. She also stole my pen that will appear in this story. Its an awesome pen though.Great for comedy too. Enjoy!
Chapter 2
She stared into the cabinet with Yusuke next to her. "Fun!" he cheered as he clambered into the cabinet himself after hearing Kurama's giggles. "Wait, Yusuke..!" She yelled after him as he disappeared into the shadows. "How big is this cabinet?" she wondered pulling herself in behind him. After awhile of crawling. she got tired. Standing up to turn around, she forgot she was in a cabinet but her head didn't say hello to the ceiling. She stood straight up and reached up to touch the ceiling. She couldn't. "Somethin' tells me this isn't a normal cabinet."
She might have never figured out that that the Yyh baby gang was just a few feet ahead of her in the complete darkness but Yuske had to open his big mouth. "I found them! I found them! Look Look!" Kurama and Hiei scowled at yusuke. A popping noise was clearly heard from where they stood. Cat could hear the the rambuctious rugrats run by her but not little Yusuke's feet. . Somehow, a light flicked on a she saw Yusuke. All doodled on with red marker and painted white and knocked unconscious. Hiei and Kurama were the culprits! Cat finally figured it out.
She picked up poor little Yusuke and made her way out of the cabinet. Coming into the light, she noticed the whole house was completly spotless! "Impossible!" she gasped as the two appeared with a grin on their face from ear to ear. "Impossible is our middle name." They said in unison. "So is trouble," Kurama added. "But," Hiei began, "I thought it was-"
An earsplitting, eardrum bursting, mind grating (you want me to go on?) voice entered their ears. "WHERE'S MY BLANKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!?!!" It was Kuwabara. No one cared as Kuwa began to cry. Yusuke woke up, got a snack then went back to sleep. Kurama, the theif, had placed Kuwa's blankie in his hand about hundred differnt times before falling asleep of boredom. Hiei forgot what he was saying, raided the fridge, tried to control Kuwa's brain until he agreed with himself that Kuwa had no brain to control, and then fell asleep as Cat just fell asleep.
Eventually, after Cat woke up, she finally got Kuwabara to calm down by giving him his blankie. She woke the Yyh gang and herded them to the living room where she was put Kurama and Hiei in time-out as Yusuke and Kuwabara played games. But since the mess was "magically" cleaned up it was only for ten minutes. But you know how kids are: ten minutes feels like hours so you can assume that Hiei and Kurama are not happy. Cat made it clear that they had to have time out after confiscating the following items: a mini-whip, a sharp objective, any plantlike thing, another sharp object, rotten food (don't ask me how it got there ;--;), Hiei's stick, and more sharp objects. The only thing she let them keep was a pen, but no ordinary pen. It was navy blue and when you pressed a button colored lights twirled around inide a clear ball on the top of the pen.
Both were staring into the lights as they spun around, wondering: 'how does it do that?' While they were staring absent mindedly at the pretty colors, Yusuke and Kuwabara were having "fun" playing games. Yeah... sure... if you call punching Kuwa in the face fun. Which i do, actually i found it very entertaining but after Kuwa realized he was getting hit, he wasn't too happy about it. Cat wasn't really paying attention to them; she was busy lounging on the couch reading manga. He cried. Cat turned the page. He threw a tantrum. Yusuke laughed as he snuck into the kitchen. Kurama and Hiei remained gazing at the twirling lights as Cat looked up at Kuwabara, saw nothing wrong and then continued to read.
Yusuke, as i said, had snuck into the kitchen. Why? Well he was bored and he wanted to pull a prank. Hitting Kuwabara got old for him, i guess. He opened the fridge and reached for something but he couldn't get it. He went through his options.1. He could ask Kuwabara. ..."Nah."... 2. He could bust Hiei and Kurama out and get Kurama to get it for him. "Maybe.." 3. Get Cat to do it. "She'd be suspicious though." 4. Think of a way to do it myself. "Thats too much work.." Option 2 it was.
Yusuke came back into the livingroom to find that he'd been caught. "I'm bored, not blind, Yusuke." Cat bent down and picked the struggling little boy up and placed him in the pin with Kurama and Hiei. "In here with them 'til time-out is over," She held out a hand. "Five minutes left, ok?" Yusuke nodded in defeat. He turned to the two. Their eyes never strayed from the lights. "Rama! Ei!" Yusuke called them. (pronounced: 'Rah- ma' for Kurama and, 'Ay' for Hiei) He couldn't pronounce their names just yet so this is what he called them by. "What you doin'?" he asked. "Lookin'" answered Kurama. "Watchin' perty colors.." Hiei muttered. "Stop lookin' at it then!" "No!" Yusuke snatched it away or at least he tried to. Hiei wouldn't let it go.
"Its mine, let go!" Hiei screamed. "No! You gonna help me pull a prank!" Yusuke protested. "Don' wanna!" Hiei pulled harder. Kurama giggled behind them. "I still see perty colors.." he giggled again trying to walk forward only to fall. He sat there pointing to the little dots of color that appeared in his eyes. (You know like when you stare at a light for a while and then when you look a way there's dots there? Thats what I'm talking about.) Waiting (im)patiently for the announcer person to stop talking, Hiei snatched the pen back. He laughs triumphantly as he pressed the little button. It clicked but no light came on. Hiei began to cry. It was his only light-up pen and he had loved it so much.
Kurama waited until the lights were gone from his eyes and went over to Hiei. He took the pen and pressed a different button and the lights lit up and twirled. Hiei jumped with joy. "Its alive! Its alive!!" he screamed in joy, taking the pen from Kurama. He ran to the corner of the pin and turned it on. Hiei was now inseperable from the pen as he gazed into the twirling lights. Kurama turned to Yusuke. "What prank did you have in mind, Yuke?" (Kurama's nickname for Yusuke, pronounced like his regular name without the the 's' sound in the middle.) Yusuke whispered into Kurama's ear.
"What you two scheming?" Kurama and Yusuke's jaw dropped. Was that Kuwa actually saying something slightly intelligent and that actually made sense? Oh the horror! The pure unadulterated 'PG' rated horror! Kurama crossed two fingers into a cross to ward off the 'evil.' Yusuke repeated Kurama's action. Kuwa blinked. "Go away, Kuwa," whispered Kurama. "We not doing anything wrong." Kuwa looked at Yusuke who had a mini saw in his hand trying to saw the pin in half in an attempt to escape. Yusuke smiled. "Where'd you get dat?" Kurama asked. Yusuke looked at it. "I don't know." Kuwa stared at it for a long time (like 10 seconds) until his eyes began to cross. He forgot why he came and left the side of the pin. The two sighed. "We overestimated him." "Yep. By alot." Kurama agreed. They turned around to plan their scheme. With kurama helping, it was going to be foolproof. Unless Kuwa came in. He could mess up anything that was fool proof because he was the the king of fools.But Yusuke and Kurama weren't going to let him intervene.
Hiding the saw as Cat came over, they both smiled innocently. "Ok, times up. Now be good, you two or no snacks." Picking them up out of the pin she placed them on the floor. She was going to pick up Hiei but as he kept watching the lights, his eyes widened, he had started to drool and he looked kinda insane so she left the pin door open so he could leave when he wanted to. But it didn't look like it'd be soon. She thought about taking it away from him but then she liked her life so she decided against it. He kinda scared her. Instead she went into the kitchen to prepare for snack time.