0.0 Wow. I'm not supposed to be working on my next chapter this early but what the heck, why not?! Sorry... I got into caffeine... Well, without any more delay, I give you the ninth chapter of The Yyh Baby Gang! Yay!

The eight toddlers sat on the couch in the living room as Cat passed out the cookies. "Two cookies for Toya... two for Jin... Hiei... Yukina...Yusuke... Botan... Kuwa... and four cookies for Kurama."

"WHAT!? Kurama gets four? That's not fair!"

Everybody turned to look at Toya. "Toya..." Cat began, "I think you are acting a bit too OC and it's kind of scaring me. And about everyone else in the room. And according to Kurama, the plant next to you says it's really scared, right, Kurama?" Kurama nodded while he continued to eat his cookies; he was the only one unbothered by Toya's rampage.

Toya closed his eyes and folded his arms in front of him. "But I wasn't even here when you played! I deserve more!" "Exactly. Kurama won and he wanted more cookies. So stop complaining before you go totally OC on us." Cat remarked, satisfied that she won that argument. Toya muttered to himself but ate his cookies in silence, until the phone rang and he was practically scared to death.

"Oh, hi, Sky! How are you? ... Yes, I did try to call earlier... I needed a favor... Its nothing bad, I promise... I just need help with babysittin' the YYH kids when we take a vacation..."

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? I'LL BE OVER THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!"

-click-

"Well... she seems happy," Yusuke said with a mouthful of cookies.

"That would be an understatement.." Kurama added.

"Yah, ah agree wit foxy boy," Jin grinned.

"Wait... vacation..? We're going on vacation?" Botan asked.

"That's what I said. We're going to an amusement park!"

-whoosh-

-Knock, knock-

"Come on in, Sky!"

A blue eyed girl with blonde hair with red and orange streaks walked in.

"Sky, thanks for coming so quickly! You had a lot sugar recently, right?"

Sky fiddled with her blonde hair before answering. "Maybe... So, when we leaving?"

"Right now, actually. I called to get repairs done to the backyard so we need to disappear for a week or two and go to an amusement park!"

"What happened to the yard?"

Cat glanced at the not so innocent Hiei eating a cookie. "You don't wanna know. Anyways, everyone to the RV!"

Kurama looked at her oddly. "We don't have a-"

"Shhh! Don't tell it that! Let's go before Kurama makes it disappear on us!" Cat screamed.

(Don't worry, I have authoress power, and I won't let that happen.)

"Finally, the narrator does something that's does something right.."

(I can make it disappear if you want.)

"No, no, no, no. We're good; thank you." Sky said covering Cat's mouth so she wouldn't say anything to aggravate the narrator.

"Ok! I will be pilot! Sky will be co-pilot!" "Yes, m'am!" "Kurama will sit up front and make sure I don't run into anything! Jin and Yusuke will man the back windows!"

"What the heck is she talking about?" Hiei muttered, thoroughly confused. Yusuke shrugged. "Maybe she's finally lost it." Hiei finished up his cookie. "Hn. Maybe. But when did she have anything to lose?" "Uh... -.-; good point."

"Yukina will watch the fridge! Make sure nobody gets anything out of their without Sky's or my permission. Botan will make sure I don't fall asleep while driving by giving me caffeine every three hours."

"Great..."

" Kuwa will watch the right side window and Toya will watch the left side. Hiei... just don't hurt or kill anyone. Ok! Everybody. Lets GO!"

"She's finally lost it..." Kurama sweatdropped.

At any rate, all ten people took their positions in the RV.

They hadn't been driving for one minute before...

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Cat turned around to face Kuwa. "If you don't stop it," "Uh, Cat..? There's uh..." "I will throw you out that window, mister!"

"There's a, uh...never mind." Kurama groaned as he felt the RV run over something and keep going.

"Hey, I think we ran over somebody's mailbox!" Yusuke screamed from the back. "Yah, it was funny shaped," Jin added, "and flat..." .

Cat finally turned around and put her hands on the wheel again.

Sky lifted an eyebrow. "What have you had today?"

"Only caffeine but don't worry. I only had a couple of bottles..."

Botan began to tear up. "We're all gonna die..." TT

"No, we are not! If anything bad happens, I will-"

"No you will not, Yusuke! The last thing I'll ever do will be let one of you children drive this RV! Except Kurama or Toya, but that's only a maybe unless both me and Sky fall asleep, got it?"

Kurama nodded fiercely, "Just watch out for that tree!"

Cat swerved away from the tree. "Darn you, Hiei and your ability to make trees pop out of nowhere!" Hiei chose to ignore this comment.

Sky cocked her head. "But isn't that..?"

"If Hiei fell from the sky in the middle of the ocean, he'd freakin' land in palm tree on a island that wasn't even there before! Sure, Kurama can grow the trees but only Hiei is, like, magnetized to the freakin' things! "

"Trees are not things they're alive." Kurama pointed out. "Yeah, I know that but I'm not in the best moods right now!"

"OMG! Send in the caffeine!" Sky screamed. "Do I have your permission?" Yukina asked innocently. "Yes!" "Okay.." She opened the fridge and passed the drink to Botan who delivered it to Cat.

five minutes later...

"Are we-"

Sky back handed Kuwa, giving him a nice bump on the head. "Shut up, ya oxi-moron!"

What's an oxi-moron?" Kuwa asked, not realizing it as an insult.

Hiei smirked. "It's what you are, Baka."

"Why you-"

"If you don't even know an insult if someone said it right in your face, you can not insult anybody else." Cat looked away from the road (again) and stared obviously at Kuwa before Kurama, clearly tired of yelling, said in monotone: "There is a stop sign... there was a stop sign..."

"Yep! Its flat now!" Jin grinned.

Ok, ok, ok! I'll watch the dang road! Sky.. keep Kurama up here so he can watch the road for us when we get so mad we can't see straight."

"But you can't see straight without glasses, and you're not wearing them.."

"Fine, I'll put them on.. Kurama hold the wheel."

"Huh, what?" Cat reached into the glove depatment and pulled out some glasses as Kurama tried to grip the steering wheel before they hit another tree. "Why the heck are trees growing out in the middle of the dang road?" Cat asked, highly peeved at having to wear her glasses. "Ok, move Kurama I got this." The RV swerved to left and then the right.

"I think you got it," Sky muttered. "Well," Cat began, sounding pleased with herself, "it looked a bit too much like Karasu."

"Not anymore!" Yusuke yelled, not even knowing who he was but now whatever it was was sqashed and flat and totally unrecognizable and so yusuke was happy at seeing the aftermath..

"Hahaha! Victory!" Cat and Sky yelled in unison.

Everybody except Sky and Cat: O.O

Sky and Cat: XD XD XD "VICTORY!"

Yay, I'm done! Wow I 've been updating quite frequently! Yay! And that last part with 'the running over Karasu thing' i just had to add but remember, Kurama or anybody doesn't remember Karasu so Kurama didn't feel great satisfaction when Yusuke yelled, Not anymore!" but Cat and Sky do, so they were VERY happy about this. (But the real Kurama somewhere remembers and is currently very very happy after reading this)

The answer for the question is Hiei! It couldn't be Yusuke or Genkai or Kurama and DEFINETLY not Kuwbara. (He lost like four matches!) If you me want to explain and I'll explain when I reply to your review.

Anyways, this chapter's question is...: "In Hiei's fight against Seiryu(I don't care if I spelled his name wrong) how many times did Hiei cut him?" (In the manga cuz I think there is two different numbers...)

Ok, review everybody! I know you want to!

(thinks for second)

OMG! For all my chapters, did I ever write a disclaimer? Omigod! I don't Yu yu Hakusho or RV's or caffeine or cookies or plants or anything else I forgot just Cat! (hides from lawyers) Don't sue me! (takes out sword)

Sky: Where'd you get that?

Me: My mom bought it for me for 35 bucks at the flea market. Its not sharpened but it'll still poke!

(lawyers run away)

Me: (laughs evily) Die lawyers!

Sky: No more caffeine before/while writing chapters! (takes out a bag of sugar) Sugar on the other hand...

Me: ToT... -.- Give me some sugar too...

Sky: You still have caffeine flowing through you!

Me: TT Review please...