(I kinda liked these things at the beginnings of my chapters! I think I'll make a side story with this! Yay, me!)
Me: Hiei hasn't killed me yet! Everyone be happy! But the real Hiei isn't too happy right now. (Whining) He's looking at me weird… He's saying really mean things… His eyes are bugged out and narrow at the same time… Now he saying he's gonna kill me… He says if I repeat what he says again he's gonna steal my Kurama key chain… (Gets mad) I got that key chain for Christmas, darn it! It came with a Yyh DVD that had a pretty picture of Kurama on it! (Huggles Kurama key chain and picture) (Stars to whine again) He's still looking at me weird! T.T
Hiei: (Is now scared) I didn't say any of that.
Me: I can read your mind! That's right, be very afraid! I'll call Kurama and Kenshin!
Hiei: Why?
Me: Because they're my favorite red heads!
Hiei: You are a psycho lady.
Me: You know I've always wanted to make you OOC or OC or which ever it is.
Hiei: Just try it!
Me: 0.O Really! I can! Cuz doing it when you're a baby just isn't satisfying anymore… Ok, Baby! Sick him!
(A large Doberman came in at a small run and sniffed Hiei once before deciding it wasn't worth it and left.)
Hiei: (Smirked)
Me: Hey, I can't help it if you stink so bad, a dog won't even bite you!
Hiei: (Is really, really mad and glares at me)
Me: Meep! I didn't want to resort to this but… Go Hydei!
(A very small Chihuahua came running out of nowhere and started barking at Hiei)
Hiei: (Kicks dog off screen)
Me: You dare kick my dog!? (Gets strangely calm) Oh, well. You're death wish.
(loud snarling comes from off screen.)
Hiei: O.O Save me.
Me: Not my problem…
Hiei: O.O;…TT I'm gonna die.
Me: Yep. (Jumps up real excited) See! I told you! I told you I could make you more out of character! I win! Now for the feature presentation! The story you came here to read in the first place! The eleventh chapter for The Yyh Baby Gang! Yay!
Hiei: Weirdo..
Me: (Grin)
"Are we-"
-Bam!-
"Don't even start with that, Kuwa." Sky remarked. "Yeah, ya oxi-moron!" Jin yelled. "Do you even know what an oxi-moron is?" "…No…" "Then don't say it."
"More sweet snow, Robobutler!" Hiei yelled. Hiei had been chugging pint after pint of sweet snow and didn't look to be stopping anytime soon. The butler was actually getting tired of retrieving the ice cream, and it was a robot; now, that says something about Hiei and sweet snow. (And Hiei says if I tell, he'll steal all my Kurama plushies, so I can't tell.) But I can say, I don't think anyone will want to be near him on a roller coaster. It won't be pretty.
It was really quiet in the front seat; no one knew what was happening up there. Maybe Kurama and Toya were asleep? Plotting? Either could be it. And nobody really wanted to risk disturbing them either way. There was a dark tinted barrier between them and the front seat so they couldn't see what was happening or hear anything. Luckily enough, no one back here was doing anything extremely annoying. Yeah, Kuwa and Hiei were annoying right now, but for now, they're tolerable.
Cat checked her watch and looked out the window. "We are close to our destination. Twenty more minutes and we'll be at hotel where we'll stay and we'll head for the amusement park in the morning."
"In the morning..." Botan moaned. "What? Today hasn't been fulfilling enough for you? May I recap for you?" Cat turned to Sky. "Listen to what has happened, and just for today, too, and tell me if today should have been fulfilling." And Cat began to explain.
"The second the day began, I had to take Hiei's sword away from him before he killed anyone; he was chasing Kuwa everywhere. Kurama was addicted to shiny things, and Yusuke threw my crystal cat figurine and it shattered on Kuwa's head as Kurama tried to catch it," Cat flinched at this before continuing. "Hiei was eating all the marshmallows and sweet snow, Yusuke was playing video games, Kuwa was a little slow then but he's gotten with the program now, and Kurama was on a search to acquire or steal anything shiny and he had the 'Mission Impossible' music playing, too. During that, Kurama saw my necklace which is shiny, he tried to steal it, fell and began to cry. Yeah, imagine that. Hiei was laughing at him but realized he had no more marshmallows and began to cry but you know those tears turned into shiny stuff and then Kurama was happy and stopped crying and stole all of them. Hiei then realized Kuwa had stolen his sweet snow and I don't need to explain anymore of that. Then Kurama disappeared and came sliding on the stair railing singing something from his own creation of 'Over the bridge and through the woods to Grandma's house we go' or something like that but it was good plus he did a flip and landed on the couch."
Kuwa remembered that all too well. "Show off..."
"Then we had nap time. And Hiei and Kurama got into his mom's makeup drawer and painted on Kuwa's face and Yusuke's face and left a horrible mess in the kitchen, and discovered a cabinet that was larger than the house. Don't ask. They ran out of the cabinet and when I got out, everything was spotless but then Kurama had stolen Kuwa's blankie. I ended up putting them two in time out. And then Yusuke had this plan I'm still not sure what it was but I put him time out too. Hiei came out with a freakish pen that Kurama claimed it hypnotized him. I lost that pen at some point; could never find it."
Beside her, Hiei smirked and continued to eat his ice cream; everyone else listening intently to what Cat was telling them they did. "Don't forget about snack time either. I'll explain that later. Then nap time again. And then the 'Hiei' incident as I call because I'm afraid what Hiei will do if I call it anything else. It apparently was really embarrassing for him."
"No, duh!"
"Ignoring that. Ok, then we played Hide and Seek, and something happened to make Hiei mad and the yard was scorched and the fence died. And then, you came."
Sky: OO "Wow. You guys had a very busy day. We should wait for tomorrow for the amusement park. Besides, by the time we get to the Hotel it'll be bedtime for ya'll."
"Bed time..." they moaned before receiving glares, courteous of Cat and Sky and they shut up. Everyone got quiet for a while. It was actually a little disturbing having six toddlers near each other and it being totally silent. So when a voice practically screamed their lungs out, it relieved and scared everyone else half to death.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Everybody was stunned. It came from the front seat.
"Oh, crap.. HOLY ICE BERGS IN AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!! ..." "Ice bergs in Africa...?" (Don't ask)
"Hey, that sounded like Toya! Both times." Jin said confused. "What is going on up there?" Cat demanded.
"Oh, nothing, nothing," they heard Toya mutter nervously, "I uh, just lost a game of.. chess that's it, yeah, I lost a game of chess."
"Toya if you're gonna lie at least make it believable."
"I lost a game of checkers?"
"Don't play around. Tell me before I have to find out for myself."
"Ummm... Kurama kinda ate a lot of sugar just now and he's really spazzed out right now but I think he'll be ok after... a while..."
"Oh, crap. This sounds like trouble. Butler, inform the driver we need to get the Hotel as soon as possible and go ahead and book us the two largest room beside each other. I want the best rooms in the whole Hotel."
"Yes, right away, madam." the Robobutler, or so Hiei called it, chimed.
"The sooner we get there the better," Sky said snatching a box of ice cream from Hiei. "Hey, give it back!" "I'm sick and tired of you smacking on this ice cream! You're going to make yourself- Ew, Gross! You put that tongue back in your mouth mister!" (It's probably not what you think. Or then it could be. How am I supposed to know what you're thinking?) Hiei was mad she took his sweet snow so much that he stuck his tongue with ice cream still in his mouth. Now the two were playing were playing tug-o war with it before someone let go and it fly through the air.
Cat wasn't paying much attention. What she wanted to know, was what could happen to Kurama to make Toya lie on his own? Didn't his mother say something about not giving him too much sugar or something really weird would happen? Cat couldn't remember very well.
"Wake up, Ms. Kitty Kitty! There's a gallon of ice cream on your head!" Jin cheered, laughing.
Cat: OO "Why is there a bucket of ice cream on my head?"
Sky sweatdropped. "You, weren't paying attention?" Hiei stayed quiet, hoping to get away un noticed.
Sky picked the bucket off her head. "It was Hiei! He made it slip! Don't hurt me."
Cat began to laugh hysterically. "It would help if you knew the ice cream bucket was empty when it landed on me and the contents are..." Cat pointed at Yukina and Botan drenched in ice cream. "Ohhh! It's cold! Its very cold!" Botan was yelling. Yukina kept picking it out of her hair and then eating it. "Yum..."
"We're at the hotel." The butler said.
"It's about time, now move out everyone!" Cat yelled, ending up as the last person to get out of the back. No one came out of the front seat. Cat tried to open it but it was locked. "Ya'll better open this door before this becomes a cliffhanger!"
(Too late)
"Darn you two! This is becoming suspenseful/ mysterious! It supposed to be funny! Why the heck is it suspenseful/ mysterious? What the heck happened in there?" Cat yelled kicking the door and putting in a dent in the process. "You're gonna pay for that." The robot butler notified. "I do not care as long as I figure out what is going on in there! Toya! Kurama! Open this dang door before I have to pull it out of the hinges!"
"You'll have to pay for that.." The butler said again.
Sky came up behind the robot and proceeded to attack it with a tree branch that was conviently above her head. "You... will... shut up... or feel... our... wrath!" She screeched inbetween blows. All the Yyh peoples outside the limo took a few steps back. They stared at the gray metal and wires that made a nice sized piece of rubble of what once was a robotic butler.
"Ahh... I feel so much better... Hey, Cat? I'm gonna go check us in while you solve this little predicament." Sky said, giving the rubble one last kick and turning to go into the hotel with the six following her from a safe distance..
sigh... This is becoming a weird story... It's supposed to be comedy! Now it has a cliffhanger! What else can go wrong? .. No one answer that...But what could have happened to Kurama!? My precious Kurama! Why did someone give him sugar? Why Toya, why, why, why!? (goes insane, shaking a stuffed animal that looks nothing like Toya)
Answer: 30 or 40 is acceptable (Yeah, I'm wimp)
Lesse, today's question isn't actually a question, more of a request, I guess. Ok. We all know who Karasu is right? (If you're a true Kurama fangirl like me, you should!) So, you know in an earlier chapter, I ran over something that looked oddly like Karasu and I was wondering if any of you had any ideas for more victims or more geniously hidden torture for Karasu or both. (I'm just wondering) I wouldn't be a true Kurama fangirl if there wasn't any Karasu torture! (Die Karasu! Die a slow and painful death from torture!! -laughs evilly-)
(Looks at what I just typed and then at empty Mountain dew bottle) This is what caffeine does to me.. It's kinda scary...
Hiei: ...Very scary...
Me: Nobody asked you! ... Review everyone! And tell them lawyers to go jump in a ditch cuz I don't own YYH no matter how much I want to! TT