Right, so second chapter of this completely crack story.
Warning might contain.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
It was a bit of a mess when the marauders returned to Hogwarts from their Yule Holliday.
Each boy had been forced to go home to their family, even Sirius, who had been extremely miserable right before they left.
So James had already been ready to cheer him as soon as he walked onto the train, he had even gotten Remus to promise that he would share his chocolate if it were.
But when Sirius walked into the compartment he was smiling, which was probably one of the weirdest things the rest of the marauders had ever seen.
"Padfoot are you okay?" James asked him as he sat down.
"Yeah, I had quite an entertaining Holliday, I will tell you about it when we're at Hogwarts." Sirius answered, and started to talk to Peter about his Holliday. James just blinked and shrugged when Remus raised an eyebrow.
It didn't take long for them to get back into their normal mischief routine.
At the train station.
They were walking towards the carriages, when they saw Bellatrix and Regulus riding away on one. Bellatrix had been laughing when she saw her cousin, normally they wouldn't even look at each other, but this time she smirked and mouthed 'Daddy' at him, just as she said that Regulus got on and winked at his brother.
Sirius responded by breaking into laughter, and having to grasp Remus's shoulder to keep standing. The rest of them were slightly put off by this, it was far from normal.
"I'll tell you later" Sirius said when the laughing fit was over.
Now they were really curios, what could have happened in the Holliday, Because this was just weird.
In the Gryffindor fourth year doom.
"So what did happen, Padfoot?" Remus asked, when all the boys had gotten comfortable in Peter's bed.
Sirius smirked and started his tale.
" As you all know, my cousin Narcissa got engaged to Lucius Malfoy, right?"
At this they all nodded at him.
"Well at the family dinner he was over, and when we were all done eating, we were told not to bother the two of them. So I got stuck with Bellatrix and Regulus for the rest of the evening, and after an hour we were just walking around trying to find something to do, which wasn't killing and harming each other."
Here, James started to laugh. And they couldn't continue until he was finished laughing.
"So we walked up to the east wing where the rooms are, just to see if there was anything to do. And when we were walking past this door we heard something, something that sounded a lot like panting and moaning. So we put our ears on the door and realised that it was Narcissa and Lucius having sex."
"eww, that's nasty"
"yes Peter"
"On with the story. Apparently, they were really getting into it, Because, Narcissa just yelled out 'Oh yes, Daddy' so loud the whole house could hear it, and like, three seconds later we heard running, so we hid inside another room. And after a little bit we could hear her father yell 'cissa darling, are you okay? Do you need daddy?' and then it got really quiet, bit then we heard Narcissa say 'no daddy, I'm fine' and after he was gone, all three of us broke out laughing. And we've been joking around with it all Holliday."
James, Remus and Peter were in shock, all with their mouth open, Remus had even forgotten his chocolate.
James was the first out of his shock "are you kidding me?" he asked.
Sirius just shocked his head and smiled at them.
It didn't take long for them to start laughing.
Okay this one may not have been on Hogwarts, or with something they did. But you have to admit it was kind of funny, right?