Yay, for chapter fourteen! This one is special for me because I am fourteen years old! (Since November) Time for a chapter full of craziness! But first: a YYH fact. Also, I don't want to keep goin' with the little side story but lets just say Hiei, Hydei, and me, went to get therapy in the end... well, after Hiei got out of the doctors office.. (Hey, my little Chihuahua has some sharp teeth. All I can say is if Hiei ran faster he wouldn't gotten bitten as much. -snickers- that was funny... )

Ok, back to the YYh fact. And again, some may know, and others may not. Both Kurama and Hiei are named after mountains in Japan and they stand side by side. Just like they do in the anime as FRIENDS. I had to make that point. I have nothing against people who like them as a yaoi couple but I just know Togashi didn't put them together as a couple and he's the author so his way is the way I go with. Besides I'm not into the lovey-dovey, romantic stuff anyway. I may be 14 but that doesn't mean I'm mature enough for that stuff yet. ... I'm just saying... Enough of the facts, time for the fourteenth chapter of "The Yyh Baby Gang!" Sorry, it's a bit late. I blame Hydei. We had to take her to the vet while I was on the Internet so I didn't get a chance to work on it for that long. but HOORAY! It is done! You may read it now..


"THEN IT'S WAR!!!!!"

Sky was sitting up in her bed and had her chin in her hand as she glared lazily at the little munchkins as they ran around the room doing everything humanly and inhumanly possible except going to sleep. In fact they were having a mini-war amongst themselves. Yoko and Hiei vs. Yusuke and Jin! ... Guess who was winning? The troublesome duo of Yoko and Hiei, of course!

Her and Cat had fixed their problem by letting them pick out of the hat again, but this time, instead of 'Sky' their was a picture of a cloud on it and for 'Cat' their was a small cat drawn onto it. (Like the one in 'Black Cat!' XD) And Cat got Kuwa, Toya, Yukina, and Botan, the 'tolerable' ones, while poor Sky got the 'the devil's munchkins' as she called them.

Cat and her crew went straight to sleep. Sky could tell because she could hear Kuwa snoring from in there from all the way over here and over all the noise of the 'war' in here was making. And if Kuwa was knocked out, everyone else would have made sure they were asleep before he was, so his snoring didn't keep them up all night. He sounds like a freakin' bear for crying out loud!!

"Yipe!" a voice squeaked out. (The sound a dog makes when you step on its tail.)

Sky didn't even move. She'd heard that sound three times already. Someone grabbed Yoko's tail and soon somebody will...

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

...scream. 'Ha. I wonder who did it this time?' Sky glanced over to see Yusuke practically in tears and an unmistakable red handprint on his face showing where Yoko hit him. 'So, Yusuke did it again. I thought he would learn the first time... or at least the second or third time.'

"Hahahahaha! He got ya good that time, Yusuke!" Jin yelled, laughing so hard he couldn't stand straight. (it's amazing! we actually understood him! Yay!) Yusuke gathered up his remaining dignity. "Jin, who's side are you on?"

Yoko jumped onto a desk where Hiei was being a 'lookout' for him and they both looked down at the two on the ground. "Nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah!"

"No fair! Get down here so we can we win!" Yusuke yelled.

"FIRE!!" Yoko and Hiei called out, using a catapult like thingy to catapult something onto Yusuke's head. Something wet that went splash.

"Hey, stop using water balloons! ... Where'd you get them anyway?" Jin asked, angrily. The balloon had splashed him and he wasn't too happy about it.

Hiei looked at Yoko who shrugged. Yoko looked at Hiei who shook his head. Both looked over the edge at them. "We don't know.." Yoko loaded the catapult. "..and we don't care! ...FIRE!!!"

"How'd you get a freakin' catapult, too?!" Yusuke screamed, as he was hit by another water balloon.

"It's called using your brain! Have ya heard of it?!" Yoko yelled wearing his trademark evil grin. He looked over at Hiei to signal his cue. "By the looks of you, it doesn't seem you have heard of it," Hiei taunted.

"Come down here so we can beat you!" Yusuke demanded.

"..."

"Well say something and get down here so we can win!" Jin repeated.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Yusuke and Jin were dumbfounded. "What the-?" The two on the desk kept laughing. "Haha.. You two... Hahaha.. win? Hahaha! That.. that is too funny!"

Yusuke and Jin ran to the desk and began to shake it, hoping to shake them off but they were unsuccessful. But they were successful in getting hit by more water balloons. "Grrrrr..."

Hiei smirked. "Are you ready to surrender?"

Yusuke gave them a look that said, 'Not in a million years.. we're goin' to win this war!' Yoko returned his look with a look of his own that said. 'Yeah, sure you would win. If this was the War of the Idiots, that is...' Hiei repeated the look.

He loaded up the catapult once again. "BOMBS AWAY!!!!" Hiei released it and several balloons flew through the air landing everywhere around the two splashing them. Sky got splashed slightly.

"Hey ya'll," Sky began. "Do whatever you want in here except for what I'm about to tell you. Do NOT leave this room. Do NOT kill/hurt/maim anyone. Do NOT trash this place. I am going to go to sleep." She yawned. "Do NOT stay up all night and do NOT hit me with a water balloon or all four of you WILL regret it. Yes, I did say all four of ya'll. Do you understand me?"

Silence.

They all nodded.

"Good." Sky put in earplugs and buried her head in the pillow, within moments the silence was broken as a water balloon whistled through the air.

Splash!

The balloon splashed Yusuke and Jin. By this time they were completely wet and they weren't gonna dry off anytime soon so why worry about getting hit? Time to go on the offensive!... Eventually. Because now, there weren't many balloons left. (Someone give them a prize! They figured out part of a battle plan!)

Up on the desk, Yoko informed Hiei of the water balloon shortage. "What should we use then?" Yoko asked. Hiei was the General on their side and he took care of the weapons. Yoko was the brain. "How about we use...this?" Yoko held up a small item. Hiei and Yoko got evil smirks on their faces.

"Hey what's taking so long up there!?" Yusuke yelled.

"Three..." Yoko and Hiei began the countdown. "Two..." They loaded and aimed the catapult. "ONE!!" They let the small object fly.

"Yowch!" Yusuke was hit in the arm by a little red pellet. In other words: a Hiraseki stone. He yelled back to Jin. "They have more weapons! Fall back, fall b-!" Yusuke was hit in the back of the head by a water balloon. I never said they were out, there just weren't many left. So Yusuke's layin' on his back doing a (almost) perfect imitaion of Kenshin with swirly eyes. (It's almost a perfect one because no one can do it better than Kenshin!!)

"Ok, now we move in for the victory!" Yoko and Hiei screamed.


Who shall win the war? And how will they do it? Of course you know who is going to win! But do you know how they will win! heh heh, probably not the way you think. Well, thank you for reading and if you see a lawyer tell him i don't own YYh and then use this -gives readers a machine gun- and shoot his head off and laugh manically over his dead body. If he comes back to life, get the heck out of there and run for your life while still shooting him. And then i will finish him off with my sword! -evil laugh- ...Sorry.. I'm a little hyper... XD

Ok, all the teams Team Urameshi fought are as followed: The Jolly Devil Six(Team Raikuyukai, i think), Team Ichigaki, The Shadow Channelers, Fractured Fairytales, and then finally the evil team known as Team Toguro. (with that freakin' sadistic #$#$#$# that hurt Kurama! Kurama fangirls..unite and revolt against Karasu!! (no offense to the Karasu fangirls))

Today's question... How many demons did Kurama and Hiei kill in the Dark Tournament? The ones that are without a doubt dead. If its never mentioned that they're dead, it doesn't count. And I mean the demons that were in the tournament, whether it be in or outside the ring.

This question might take awhile. Name all the ones you can without hurting yourself. No offence meant cuz sometimes when I think to hard, my head hurts so bad I can't think straight! Don't let that happen to you! It really hurts! Especially when it makes you run into a wall(or a door in Kurama's case.)Yeah, that really hurts! Especially when don't even know the wall/door is there. XD Anyway, thanks for reading and I'll see ya next chapter!!