Ugh! My computer is so annoying! I'm sure a lot of you out there can relate to this... I'm not up for jokes or facts right now, I hope you understand. The story should still be funny though! Hope you enjoy it! I wrote it at a different time than this so my mood was different then. ... I got to go get some sugar or caffeine in my system.

Yusuke and Jin pushed the door to the kitchen open. They had to find something shiny for Yoko and sweet snow for Hiei. Should be easy enough. Yeah, right. How were they going to get all the way up to the freezer? And how on earth were they going to find the shiniest thing outside that room? Ah, this was going to take all night and they knew it.

"How in the world are we going to get all the way up to the freezer?" Jin shook his head. "I dunno. Maybe we could get the others awake and make a ladder of some-kind.." "Brilliant!" Yusuke charged in the direction of the door. Jin grabbed him by the back of his collar nearly strangling the guy.

"What was that for!?" 'We just can't go running in there! We could get in trouble!" Jin scolded. (Scolded? Since when did Jin scold?) Yusuke defended himself. "I was just going to run into the living room! Then, really quietly, I'd sneak in and wake them up!" Jin wasn't convinced. "You just made that plan up right the spot didn't you? After I stopped you?" Yusuke averted his eyes. "..."

Jin tapped his foot.

"..."

Jin continued tapping.

"..."

"I'm not gonna tap forever Yusuke!"

"Well, stop then!"

"You haven't answered my question."

"Ok, ok. I was gonna rush in without thinking! Happy now!?"

"Well... We should end this on a good note!"

"Ouch!! How is that a good note!??!"

"Who the heck?" Yusuke was caught off guard at that one. Jin grinned, "I know tha' yell anywhere. Looks like Toya's awake. But then who was that other voice?" Jin asked. Yusuke shrugged his shoulders. "Didn't sound like Kuwa and the girls don't sound like that. Hiei and Yoko are in the room so..." "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"

"Oh, yeah... It's party time!!"

"No!" Jin hissed. "We have to investigate!"

"Well, that's good, too, I guess..." Yusuke scratched his head just for the heck of it.

"Oh, yeah! It's party time!!"

Toya, who had just finished stepping on Karasu's foot, looked up at the voice. "Yusuke? What could he be up to?" Karasu took this as a chance to escape. And escape he did... into the kitchen. However, Jin and Yusuke were not there, much to the demon's pleasure. But that didn't last long because Toya and the two girls were right behind him. "Aw, crap!"

Jin and Yusuke were in the living room. They looked around. 'I could have sworn I heard them from in here.." Yusuke muttered. "Maybe they went in the kitchen?" "But we just came from the kitchen!" "Just come on!" Jin pulled Yusuke back into the kitchen... which was now empty.

"Get back here!' Toya yelled from the living room. "Ok, so they're in the living room now. lets go.. again." They went through the door as Karasu came in through another door and into the kitchen. In other words, they were going on circles. When one group is in one room the other is in the other room. Pretty confusing if ya think about enough.

Well, they circled around a few times without running into each other. Yusuke and Jin chasing Toya, who was chasing Karasu, who was just trying to get away. (Ha, but as long as I am the authoress he shall never escape! -evil laugh- ... -nervous laugh- Ahem. Sorry 'bout that.)

Hey, but then something amazing and disturbing happened! And by ' amazing and disturbing' I mean, something amazingly disturbing happened. As in, something very, very disturbing happened. Are you curious as to what happened? When I thought of it, I was disturbed but it was funny so are you sure you want to know? Well, you're about to find out anyway... (Don't hurt me...)

"Ah ha! I finally got you!" Toya screamed victoriously, jumping to tackle the 'burglar.' But, um, instead he, uh, missed and he, uh... Do I have to say it, or can you guess? Toya has been scarred for the rest of his life, ok! Do I need to explain further?! Cause I really don't want to explain but... here you go.

Toya missed the demon's waist and ended up pulling its pants down to reveal his undergarments. "HO-LLY-" Toya could even get his shock out before Jin and Yusuke rounded the corner to see what had happened. Their faces were like: O.O Then, if you have vol. 4 of YYh, turn to pg 186 panel 2 and Yusuke and Jin were like that. In other words... they were laughing their butts off and would not stop.

Yukina and Botan just screamed. They were the second ones closest and were NOT proud of that. With faces as red as Kurama's hair, they turned and ran. They ran all the way out the door and back into Cat's room and into their beds. No mistake that they'll be scarred for a very long time.. But not as bad as Toya would be.

But have I told you Karasu's reaction? Besides total humiliation and his face turning pink(that's right, pink) nothing much. Oh, I'm just kidding! His face was so comical and so hilarious! If it was a test and you had to pass by not laughing, everyone would fail. Even Yoko and Hiei would have failed. Everyone would fail with flying colors! Not normally a good thing but right now... who cares? Haha. Not me!

Karasu tried to get as much of his dignity back by getting his pants back on. Ah, but once dignity is lost it's gone forever, or at least it is for him. He'd never live it down. (Yeah, and now I have Yoko and Karasu out to kill me, and just for this one story... maybe it's not worth it.. Nah, it was worth it!)

"My life is ruined!" he yelled dramatically. Laughing stopped. Everyone looked at him oddly. "What? Doesn't anybody care about my life?"

Crickets chirp.

"Anyone?"

Crickets continue to chirp.

"Ok, stop joking."

Crickets become tired from chirping so much.

"I know someone must care."

Crickets flip over on backs and die!

"The crickets are dead! Somebody answer me!" he yelled again.

Yusuke raised his hand slowly; a disgusted look on his face. "Uhhh... I care."

"You do?!"

"No."

Anime fall. Occasional twitch.

"Thank you, Yusuke!" Jin grinned, relieved. "For a while there, I though he'd never shut up! I mean, those poor little crickets! What did they ever do to him?"

"They wouldn't stop chirping."

"Yikes! Will you just stay unconscious already!?" Yusuke yelled, kicking the demon in the head. "Yeah, I think he's out now.." Toya sweatdropped.

"No I'm not."

"Just die, why don't cha!!" Jin yelled, kicking him in the head again. (Way to go, Jin!! He already wants Karasu dead! Yay!!)

"Is he dead..?" Yusuke asked.

"No."

"DIE!!!" Toya kicked him again, this time in a place that really hurts. (Yay, Toya!)

"Ow... Toya..man... now I got sympathy pains." Jin and Yusuke moaned.

"It is his dang fault! If he didn't act like a dang drama queen-" "I am not a-" "Just shut up! If you didn't act like a dang drama queen-" "I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN!!"

"SHUT UP!!!!"

More crickets show up to chirp. They see their dead cricket friends die of shock in response.

Jin was about in tears. "Oh no! The poor poor crickets!! Whatever did they do to ya'll!!!" TT

"Gosh, Jin... never saw you like that before..." Yusuke muttered.

Toya hit the demon again in frustration. "Now I forgot what I was going to say!"

"How about you explaining to us why you are up and screaming so loud, Toya?" He turned to see Cat and Sky looking at him angrily. Toya shrank to about a few inches tall. "I, uh, um, I mean .." he was lost for words. He looked for Yusuke's or Jin's or even Karasu's back up. None came.

Ok, there ya go. The sixteenth chapter. Sorry I am not being too enthusiastic or hyper like I usually am. Frustration does that to a person. -sigh- Well, I hoped you enjoyed the chapter and since I wrote it when I was in a good mood, I enjoyed writing it! I'd say this one was a bit more insane than normal... Oh, well. No harm done.

Ok, I just noticed something about my chapters. Never once have I described Cat. Well, I know what she looks like but ya'll don't. And by the way, she doesn't look like me or Artemis. (check my profile to see who Artemis is) I was just wondering what she looked liked in your minds. And that's today's question. What does Cat look like to you?

Oh and the answer to the last one is Shaolin or whatever his name is.

Thanx for reading! And Ja ne everybody!