Yay for Dippin' Dots! I just had to put that in. XD I love Dippin Dots! Even though my cousin says I'm weird for only liking vanilla ice cream. Oh, well time for chapter nineteen! Hooray! Oh and if a number in parenthesis shows up, when you finish reading I'll have an explanation for it at the end.
Sorry it took me longer than expected! My sister evicted me from the computer... TT I have excuses at the end of the chapter but you probably don't care so go ahead and read the chapter. Sorry it's not as long as the previous one. Save the killing me until after I finish the story and one shots, please?
"Large cookies and cream, now mister!" Sky exclaimed nearly making the vender have an accident. She was practically inhaling the ice cream as soon as she got it. Cat was busy telling the vender what all the babies wanted. Well, it would be understatement if I said he looked at two of them oddly but he couldn't get over the fact that two of them had an evil glint in their eyes. (Ha, bet ya can't guess which two they are!)
Sky was already in line for another serving when she saw him looking at Hiei and Kurama then she looked at them and then back at the vender. "Hey, vender dude! I wouldn't look at them like that!" she advised.
The vender thought she was joking. "What could these two possibly do to me?" Sky paused to think of all the horribly disgusting/funny things the duo have been known to do. Hiei and Kurama smirked. (You know, that evil smirk they get when those evil thoughts go through their minds? Yes, that one!) The vender laughed thinking this was all a joke. The poor guy, I really do feel sorry for him for what will happen to him.
The vender told the other person at the stand to take over while he went to interrogate the two children. He took one look at their clothes and turned to Sky. (Cat was busy with the other guy. Yelling and all that good stuff. Its amazing he was still in one piece) "Are you sure you want to start these guys with this kind of stuff? I mean, they are only a few years old." She rolled her eyes. 'Hm.. I wonder what would happen if I said that Kurama was technically over a thousand years old? Hiei's not that old but.. wait. How old is he?' As Sky pondered over this, the vender turned to the two again and asked them questions. In a quite annoying way, I might add. Like they couldn't speak English(or Japanese or whatever your language is!)
"Hello. My name is Mr. Marachino(1). What are your names?" Kurama and Hiei returned with a roll of their eyes. The man didn't see this and grinned at them before turning to Sky who was still pondering on how old Hiei actually is. "Um, can they even talk?"
"Huh? Talk? Of course they can! Sometimes I can't get them to shut up!" Sky yelled.
The other toddlers were tired of being ignored. Well, Yusuke, Jin, and Kuwa were tired of being ignored. Toya was a little agitated but he figured something out.: Less attention, less pain so he didn't mind very much and neither did Yukina and Botan but did the other three think that far..? Of course not. They don't want to be ignored.
All three shot death glares at the man. (the death glares were pretty good but not as good as Kurama and Hiei's!) The man saw this. "So almost all of you have bad attitudes. What spoiled children." 'Spoiled..?' Sky thought. "Well, mister. If you want a death wish so badly, keep talking. These toddlers shooting death glares, especially the two over there, would very delighted in attacking you." The vender looked at her like she went crazy. "Normally," Sky began again, "That's my job but under these circumstances I'll them have a shot. Who knows. I might enjoy it."
"Should you two girls even be allowed to take care of this many children? I mean this is ridiculous. How can you take care of them all?"
"We don't," Cat said arriving while balancing several containers of Dippin Dots. "They most of the time take care of themselves. We're just here so they don't kill anybody or reek havoc. Oh, and we have to give them naps and feed them."
Cat began passing the items out to the toddlers saving Hiei and Kurama for last. As soon as Hiei received his the man took it way or at least he tried to. Did you really expect a human to be able to take sweet snow from Hiei? Hope not; that's just ridiculous. Of course Cat and Sky could do it because they're not technically human. (-enter evil laugh from the real Sky and Cat-) But they are in this story (for now) and besides.. what fun would it be if they couldn't steal his sweet snow?
Ok, back to the story. "Let go you stupid human! That's my sweet snow!" Hiei yelled while said human maintained his grip but stared dumbfounded at Hiei's ability to speak better than most ten year olds(well, at least most ten year olds I know). "Stupid human! Let go! Let go!! Let go!!! LET GO!!" Hiei shouted nearly busting everyone's eardrum in one-mile radius.
At the scream the man let go and he tottered (ha, I love that verb)backwards. Yeah, and Kurama was behind him finishing up the Dippin Dots Cat gave him only a moment ago and when Hiei pushed the man backwards again and the man kind of, like, fell on Kurama. (Now no one scream 'Poor Kurama!' He's the last one you should be worried about at this point.)
Um lets see... how many veins/nerves were popping out all over Kurama? ... I don't have enough time to count before Mr. Marachino ends up in a heap of pain and that's a whole lot funnier!
(too bad this scene was censored for violence)
Sounds of someone being beat up was clearly heard. Screams of pain came along with that of course. Oh, and don't forget the maniacal laughter! There is always maniacal laughter with this kind of stuff.
"DIE!!!" was clearly heard over this. Did that sound like Kurama? No.. well, maybe... I can't tell. It was either Hiei, Kurama or the sugar high fox demon we all know and love, Yoko. I can't see because of all the smoke and stuff. We'll know in a while but currently...
"Yes, I would like ten more. Yes, all of them large. No, I am not insane. Just give me the dang ice cream!" Hiei shouted. Aha! Kurama was the one laughing manically! Hiei's trying to get more sweet snow. Huh, go figure.
"Hiei! Don't kill the man!" Cat shouted as Hiei clambered onto the counter so he could look at the man at the counter in the face. Yes it was a very tall counter.
Sky cast a glance at Hiei and then at the other scene where the smoke was beginning to settle. 'Who needs more help..? One who is about to be hurt or one who is already hurt? Hmmm..' As Sky thought about this she was completely oblivious to what was happening behind her.
Lets see the vender man was running away from Kurama. Hiei was attacking the counter and the other man. Cat was trying to stop him and everyone else just dug a spoon into their ice cream and took a bite.
"ATTENTION VISITORS!! THERE IS A RABID CHILD-"
"Who are you calling rabid?!" Kurama fumed only stopping for a moment before running after Mr. Marachino.
"ATTACKING THE FOOD COURT!! DISTANCE IS BEST AND HAVE A SUPER FANTABULOUS DAY!!"
"..." sweatdrop.
Cat and Sky simultaneously looked up at the speakers. "Well someone sounds like a fruit!"
All the people in the food court had already left at this time so no one really heard it over the sound of the rides in the background. All the better to reek havoc. (That was Hiei or Kurama's input in that scene; I didn't write that)
Cat and Sky divided up. Cat took after Kurama and Sky went to try and save the other man form Hiei. The plan worked out... ok, I guess. The original vender left the park in an ambulance Unsurprising for us but surprising to the other people in the park, no one had witnessed anything. Too bad for Mr. Marachino.. he didn't have good insurance. And even if he did, I doubt it would cover 'being attacked by a demon child' not that he could remember any of it anyway. The other vender guy was also on his way to the hospital for having a phobia surface. It is called being Hieiphobic. Very original I might add.
-an hour and many fights later-
"No rides until after the ice cream has subsided." Cat told the toddlers. "Until then, you can either play games, or play in the 'fun-houses.'"
"Lets see... how are we going to split ya'll up?" Sky murmured. "Obviously,Yukina, Botan, and Toya are responsible enough to be able to go around and not kill anyone. Kuwabara... it depends on who he's stuck with or in better words 'whoever is stuck with him'. Now you other four... Normally, I wouldn't trust you around so many people and electronics and machinery and other stuff but..." She trailed off as Cat continued. "We kind of don't care of what happens to the people here anymore. Besides most of the people have left for today."
Sky nodded in agreement. "And in that case. Divide however the heck you want just don't kill anyone or cause mass destruction."
There was disappointed groan from a couple of people. At this Cat lost her composure. "Oh, suck it up! Go run amok somewhere and either travel in pairs or trios. No one goes anywhere without someone with them. Got it?"
And everyone divided up. Hiei and Kurama just went poof when everyone else wasn't looking. Yukina and Botan could be heard shouting 'Weeee!' as they headed for a nearby fun house. The last four stuck together and Jin and Yusuke began to argue on where to go.
"Fun house!"
"Food court!"
"Fun house!"
"Food court!"
"Fun house!"
"Food court!"
"SHUT UP!"
Silence. The toddlers were just about used to Toya's out bursting. But that didn't make it any less funny. "Ah' Toya! You gettin' funnier every time ya yell!" Jin laughed. Yusuke and Kuwabara agreed by laughing.
Above them, already on a ride and clearly not giving a crap about the rules Cat and Sky told them, was Kurama and Hiei looking down at the idiots. "What should we do first?" Kurama inquired with an evil grin. "Havoc? Chaos? Mayhem?"
Hiei looked around. The sugar was just barely kicking into his system. "How about mass destruction?" Kurama nodded and at the same time, the ride they were on, a roller coaster, went down the hill they were before going up. The evil moment lost when they threw their arms in the air. "WHEEEEEEEE!!!!"
As the ride once again went up the hill, Kurama and Hiei shook hands in their agreement to create mass destruction before the cart came down the hill and sent the two plotting demons into a set of 'WHEEE!!!' s'. The other passengers in the same car looked at them oddly. Why? Lets peek through their thoughts, shall we?
Holy crap! Those kids aren't tall enough to ride this ride! And when we got on, that seat had definitely been empty. OMG!!! They're going to fall out!!! They're too small and short!
By some weird coincidence known to you readers as authoress power, the roller coaster was going upside down at this time. Add that with Kurama and Hiei sneezing at this time and adding gravity, the rest of the occupants of the car got hit. Kurama turned all the way around in his seat amazingly unaffected by anything happening except for the fact that something funny happened behind him. He laughed as they just sat there mouths agape. Good thing they weren't open a moment ago.
(1)It's a name i got from another story, Overpass. The story is completely random and hilarious starring Hiei and Kurama as teachers with two girls literally driving them insane. I got the name from of the many 'M' names one of the girls call Kurama. She calls him Mr. and then some random 'm' name. Its really hilarious, you should look it up.
Also, Hit me at will, I know I said longer chapters but this one seemed to take me too long and by the time I have it at the previous one's length ya'll would be waiting with torches and pitchforks.
I kind of have excuses though. Starting with my own fault. I was multi-tasking by reading something while typing. Then my sister evicted me from the computer. The next day, I woke up late. Just think of the sooner this one gets out, the sooner the rest will and please don't kill me.
I also had a request for the questions to come back. So I will.
Who said during the semi-finals of the Dark Tournament- "He looks so harmless... so human...asleep."
Ok, have fun looking for whoever said it! It's in the manga, by the way. Don't forget to review and don't kill me please. Oh, yeah and since most of the characters in their real minds, are out to kill me, I have this question for the lawyers. How the heck could I own them? They're out to kill me after writing this! Too bad I don't care what they think, cuz if I did I would have stopped writing already. The only reason they haven't killed me yet is because... well.. actually I don't know. Hmm.. Oh, well. Thank you for reading! Ja ne, everyone!