It is the 20th chapter! Whoohoo! Yay! -confetti- Caffeine! Sugar! Yyh babies! Add them together and you get this! XD XD
Cat looked up at all the rides stopping at one in particular. "Kurama and Hiei are at it again..." she sighed. " Ah, well... Sky? How about we go raid the Dippin Dot place?"
"It's about time! I've been waiting for you to say that since we got here!" Sky cheered. Both teenagers ran in the building and Cat turned the 'Open' sign to 'Close' and both girls proceeded to clear out the freezer.
On another roller coaster on the complete OTHER side of the park, Yusuke, and his group were having a blast until they got to the top of a loop. Kuwa looked like he was going to be sick and the car just stopped. Stopped for no reason. Well at least if you were on the ride that is. Down by the controls for the machine the man in charge was nowhere to found and instead there were two toddlers fiddling with controls. Their evil grins of pleasure sent the rest of the people in line scurrying away.
"Ooo! Let's see what this button does!" Kurama said with glee pressing a large button. The roller coaster cars, which were still stopped from his earlier tinkering, surged forward. "Ah! What about..." Kurama looked over at the buttons, acting as if he didn't know what buttons did what. He was pretending not to know so Hiei could randomly choose a button and they'd laugh (maniacally) as the people on the ride screamed.
Hiei pressed a button and the cars jerked to a stop. Kurama pressed another button and the ride resumed and the car sped down the track, far faster than it should have. Hearing screams of pleasure(Yusuke and Jin) and screams of horror(Kuwa, Toya... and everyone else), Hiei and Kurama laughed evilly before growing bored. They walked out of the control room purposely forgetting to turn the ride off.
Kurama eyed all the rides around them and all the victims, er, I mean, people walking around. Something caught Kurama's eye. He pointed to a building to their left. With their silent pact, the duo ran into the fun house, their trademark evil grin on their faces.
BAM!!
Hiei scowled. "I HATE THESE DANG FUN HOUSE MIRRORS!!!" It was fifth time he had ran into a mirror. The first time though, wasn't an accident. He thought that the mirror images of himself were from an alternate universe and he was trying to recruit them in his quest for...(enter dramatic evil music) mass destruction! But all they did was copy him so he had to punish them. But all he ended up doing was attack the mirrors and run into them trying to get away from them.
After his first run in with a mirror, Kurama didn't have much trouble with the mirrors. Well, until the sugar kicked in halfway, and white ears and a tail popped out while his hair stayed red. He looked at himself as his ears twitched. "This can't be right..." he muttered. Apparently, until he completely changed into Yoko, he maintained a little sanity. ... Never mind... he saw his reflection move on its on... Wait. Maybe they weren't mirrors after all.
"They're evil I tell you!" Hiei screamed almost running straight into... (what do I call him? ears, tails, and red hair isn't Yoko or Kurama so what the heck to I call him? Yoramako? ... Haha! Ok, that's funny, but I'm still just going to call him Kurama for simplicity sake)... Kurama with a bunch of... Hieis after him? Kurama turned and all his reflections jumped out of their mirrors and at him. He proceeded to scream like a girl. (A/N: -sweatdrop- I've sealed my fate. Yoko and Kurama's gonna kill me for this! -panics-) Hiei caught up with Kurama and screamed like a girl, too. (... I've signed my death wish with this part)
Of all the completely random things that went through my mind, I had to chose the one where mirror peoples to come after them. Pretty weird huh? Well, as I was saying... the mirror images of both toddlers jumped out and chased after them. Even for them, that was really weird!
"Hiei! What did you do to make them chase us?!"
"I asked them to join us in our mission for mass destruction...and..."
"... and?"
"And then they kept copying me so I, uh..."
"...You what?"
"I attacked them."
Kurama's tail and ears twitched. "You what!? That sweet snow must be going straight to your brain and eating the brain cells!" Kurama yelled. "Never ever ever fornever ever..." he paused to breathe. " Ever..! Attack your reflection!"
Eye twitch. "You never said anything about it," Hiei muttered. "Because I thought you had common sense! Now keep running!"
"... I knew that."
"Yay, for the invention of sweet snow!" Sky yelled. "Yay, for the invention of Dippin Dots! It's the ice cream of the future!!"
Cat's ear twitched. (no, she doesn't have cat ears, she has human ears) "I have a bad feeling..." she whispered. Sky popped another spoonful of ice cream in her mouth. "Well take it outside."
"No, that's not what I meant! It's just I have a sixth sense that tells me when something insane and/or random happens. I think this one has something to do with-"
"Hiei and Kurama."
"Yeah, how'd you guess?"
Another spoonful of sweet snow went in her mouth. "I didn't guess. It's called common sense when you have two trouble making, insane toddlers running amok in an amusement park."
Sweatdrop. "Oh, duh. Well whatever. Hand me some more ice cream!"
(A/N: It seems Hiei isn't the only one losing brain cells!)
A number of people saw two little toddlers run by them. One had on a costume that had a tail and ears. Oh, how cute! They thought both were about the cutest wittle things in whole wide world! That is, until about a dozen copies of them ran by a few seconds later. All visitors promptly turned to another and checked everyone's forehead. None of them had a fever... so were they going crazy? Most likey. But not our problem.
Hiei and Kurama were being chased by themselves! It's totally illogical! One way to read the sentence is that they're being chased alone, which makes no sense because if you're alone... who's chasing you? The other way to read the sentence is that they are being chased by them. That hardly makes any sense. But when has this story made much sense anyway?
So, the point is that Hiei and Kurama are being chased by Hieis and Kuramas... and they weren't too happy about it. That was an understatement. I'm not sure if they're more angry about this or are they more confused about it.
Back on the roller coaster from earlier...
All the peoples eyes were big and wide and although two screamed in pleasure the others were deeply frightened. But finally, finally, the ride slowed to a stop because the battery died or something along that line.
I'm telling you this because if they hadn't of stopped, they would have never seen the dozens of Hieis and Kuramas running by. At first, most rubbed their eyes to make sure they weren't seeing things. But four decided to do something else.
"OH CRAP!! THE WORLD WILL END!!! HEAD FOR THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER!!"
Um, not the best way to handle things, I guess, and definitely not the most optimistic but whatever floats their boats.
Down on the ground, Hiei and Kurama were arguing on how to solve their problem.
"I say we lure them under a bridge, then shoot the bridge down with a ray gun and thus squashing them into pulp!" Hiei suggested while demonstrating it as Kurama looked at him as if he was crazy... ok, crazier. "First of all... where will get we the bridge?"
"Sell the ray gun," Hiei mumbled.
"And where would you get the ray gun?"
"...Sell the bridge."
"Ok," Kurama began, "One. That made absolutely no sense what so ever. Two, I wouldn't want to clean up afterwards. Three... when did you start using the word 'thus' and four... I have a better idea. Listen up."
Kurama explained the rather simple way of dealing with them. It was such evil plan. A true horror... even for them. Hiei had witnessed it for himself and that's why he's the way he is now. I would tell you what it is but actually I've already told you in a earlier chapter.
First part of the plan: lead them away from here. And that's what they did. Hiei and Kurama ran in random directions and wound up in a large building with a big screen TV. What luck! (I wish I had that kind of luck)
Second part of plan: get earplugs. They couldn't find any but it wasn't that crucial to the plan. Hiei waited at one door as Kurama ran around to the other side. After their 'clones' ran into the building, Hiei and Kurama locked them in the building. In another part of the building, the two toddlers stuck fingers in their ears to block out the sound as something very scary was being shown on TV.
...Barney...
The 'clones' instantly dissolved. Yes, Barney is the true terror of the world. At least for toddler versions of the YYH gang.(and me) I mean, who wants a purple and green dinosaur hugging you? It's insanely creepy and disturbing.
Hiei and Kurama left the area as soon as possible. They found themselves back at the fun house. They entered it again (why? I'm not sure...)and when they got tot he mirror part... well... since their reflections had jumped out they weren't there any more so their chance of getting out of the maze of mirrors were slim. And then they had to deal with whenever they made the Wong turn they'd hit something solid. They actually cracked a few mirrors on the way.
Although, on the last hit, they hit the same mirror at the exact same mirror and fell backwards. Now they had a bad headache and were swirly eyed. When they got up this, they noticed they had their reflections back. They waved. Then it hit them. THEY'RE BACK!!
Both toddlers backed away slowly from the mirrors and got out of there as quick as their short legs would carry them. When they got outside Cat and Sky were waiting for them.
"Does it take half an hour to make it through a fun house?" Cat asked.
They blinked. "Huh?"
"The people that own it said that you went in, he heard a crack, some yelling, and was scared out of his pants to go in. So he came and got us. So why'd it take you forever to go through it?"
Double eye twitch. The toddlers looked at each other. "Y'mean it was all a dream?"
"Guess so."
"I don't think sweet snow is best before naps. You think we should stop eating it?" Kurama wondered out loud.
Pause.
"Nah."
Ha! Hiei and Kurama stop eating sweet snow!? Not in this universe! Heh.
Um, I guess I have some explaining to do. Sorry for the delay in updates! I'm getting into the busy part of my summer now and things are getting hectic. The only times I can get on are late night/early morning times. Early being 8 am and late as in staying up to past 3 am. And to top it all off, I'm going to band camp for two weeks in a few weeks. The first week we go in at 9 am to 12 pm. And then the next week I have to go in a 8 in the morning to 6 pm! Worse than school! Its gonna be torture! TT
Ok, enough of that... the answer to last chapter's question! It just so happens that... Jin was the one that said that. Yeah, it was tricky for those who don't have the manga. But it's ok. Time for another question!
Umm... In the fight with Dr. Ichigaki, when Kurama and Hiei finally came, why weren't they able to participate?
Thank you all so very much for reading! I know its not that long… but… I dunno when I I'll be able to get this out if not now. (So busy…-swirly eyes-)
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