Hi guys! Sorry for the lag, life has been crazy. My two best friends decided to be totally witchy and just spazz out on me. They talked trash and they told complete lies about me. It was completely and totally crazy and I am so done with them. But PLOT TWIST! They dont know that I know. They're so smart for posting things about me on the internet. Gosh I love it. I was hurt at first but now I'm just like, ok, that's cool, you guys can talk about me. I don't even talk trash about them let the record show, this is my first time, and only because I'm really mad. So yes. AND I AM SO DEPRESSED ABOUT CORY MONTEITH! CRYING! Forever in our hearts. 3333. Sorry for my little rant peoplez I just had to let it all out. Thanks to all my reviewers and followers and those silent readers I love you all equallly. Onto the story
DISCLAIMER: I make Ryan Murphy's characters act out my minds crazy thoughts. That's it. I'll go cry in my corner. Bye.
Chapter 13
"Why is this school full of morons?" Sebastian asks as he pushes his and Rachel's way to the next class, which was Pre-Calculus and they had it together again.
"Because it's Lima, Ohio. You should have expected that," Rachel replies shruggin her shoulders.
"How the fuck do all these children get into this school? Half of them don't know what to life or themselves other than have sex."
"Because they all rely on their primal instincts." Sebastian chuckles at her seemingly logical reply. She smiles cheekily at him before striding into class, taking a seat next to Kurt.
"Hello Diva, Sexy." Kurt greets, looking from Rachel's grinning face to Sebastian's smile and smiling to himself. "Dear Prada let these two get together soon." he prays in his head.
"Hi Kurt, thanks for saving me a seat." Rachel says still grinning, sitting down.
"Well where am I supposed to sit babe?" Sebastian asks, smirking when he hears Kurt gasps.
"Babe?!" Kurt shrieks. "Diva, when were you planning on telling me this?!"
"He's simply being a neanderthal Kurt, don't worry." Rachel quips, glaring at Sebastian.
"Oh look, free chair," Sebastian says grabbing the one next to him and lifts it so it's closer to Rachel. Kurt, being thoroughly amused with an irritated and flustered Rachel quickly moves over so Sebastian has more than enough room to sit comfortably.
"Kurt," Rachel hisses, tugging his sweater sleeve back.
"Diva! Careful! This sweater is very expensive, goodness," he exclaims brushing his sweater off lovingly.
"Sebastian you can't sit here." Rachel states, ignoring Kurt's mutters of what sounded like 'this better not have a wrinkle'.
"The hell are you babe? Gretchen Wieners?" Sebastian replies smiling.
"Oh my Prada, did he just make a Mean Girls reference? Diva, he's perfect. Date him. Now. Are you gay?" Kurt asks, wide-eyed, looking at Sebastian adoringly.
"No, I'm as straight as a needle," Sebastian replies, winking at Rachel.
"Needles can be bent," Rachel retorts.
"But not this needle."
"Forever a third wheel," Kurt hums under his breath. Rachel giggles and rubs his back soothingly.
"Thanks, Diva, now let the poor man sit." Kurt saying smiling. Rachel sighs dramatically before gesturing for Sebastian to sit, which he does. He rests an arm behind Rachel's chair, causing her to blush.
"Damn, Sebastian you made her blush?" Matt asks, sliding into the seat in front of their table.
"Props man," Mike says, fist bumping Sebastian before sitting next to Matt and turning in his seat to face Rachel, Kurt, and Sebastian.
"Where's Noah?" Rachel asks, looking around.
"Puck is in Pre-Calc?" Sebastian asks looking surprised.
"The kid's smart, he really is, he just slacks off like the son of a bitch he is." Matt says, turning around like Mike. Puck comes up behind them and smacks the back of Matt's head.
"Didn't I tell you to stop calling me kid? And don't talk about my crazy mom like that asswipe." Puck says, smirking before, collapsing on the chair next to Mike.
"Hey Lady Hummel, Caroline, Sebastian. Damn, need to come up with a name for you."
"Or you can just call him his name like a real human being," Rachel states rolling her eyes.
"You love it when I call you Caroline," Puck states, grinning cheekily at her.
"It's true, you really do," Kurt states nonchalantly.
"Shut up Kurt," Rachel hisses nudging him again.
"Caroline?" Sebastian asks.
"It's my nickname for her," Puck states, shrugging.
"He performed 'Sweet Caroline' for me when we were dating," Rachel adds in, smiling cheekily at Puck, who blushed slightly.
"Watch it Caroline." Before the two could continue their argument the shrill bell sounded and the teacher called for the class's attention. Soon she gave them classwork to finish by the end of the period and everyone began studiously working. Of course, that could not last for too long because as always, Puck got restless.
"Psst, psst, psst, Caroline!" he hissed.
"Shush Noah I'm trying to work," she replies.
"But I'm bored,' he whined like a child.
"Then do something else to amuse yourself."
"But bothering you is fun!"
"Shut up Noah!"
"Nice comeback Berry."
"No one asked for your opinion."
"Damn," Matt says under his breath, chuckling.
"You just got dismissed bro," Matt whispers to Puck. In return Puck of course punches him.
"Fuck. Off." Puck says, flipping him off too. By this point, Rachel had started to ignore Puck and Matt's antics. The two football players noticed and did not like that one bit. So the logical action, in their minds, was to begin throwing paper balls at Rachel.
"You must be joking," Rachel groaned quietly when she felt the first ball hit the back of her head. Sebastian snickered.
"Does this always happen?"
"No, only rare occasions when they really do get bored with their lives. Neanderthals."
"Don't you ever fight back?" Sebastian asks, slightly surprised that the feisty diva had not already smacked the living shit out of Matt and Puck.
"No I do, but I'll let them enjoy themselves for a little bit." Rachel says, shrugging, causing Sebastian to laugh at her nonchalant attitude. Throughout their whole conversation they were both pelted by paper balls. Kurt had moved his chair slightly away from the pair after realizing his perfectly coiffed hair was in potential danger.
"How long does this take?" Sebastian asks after another minute.
"Wait, they'll start complaining about my lack of irritation in a bit."
"Awwww, Rachey you're no fun!" Matt whispers, and Rachel turned around to see both Matt and Puck pouting and crossing their arms, adorably upset.
"You two are so adorable."
"We're not adorable, we're big and tough dudes." Puck states, and he and Matt both pose in stereotypical macho looks.
"Oh yes, very cavemen like." Rachel says, nodding reassuringly, giggling to herself. The boys beam at her, and miss her subtle movement of grabbing two of the paper balls. They high-fived each other and turned to face Rachel again, only to be greeted by the paper balls she was holding.
"Hey!" Matt protests.
"That's what you get. And many more," after she said that, two more were thrown in their faces. Luckily, for Puck, he was able to swat it away before letting it hit him. Unfortunately for Mike, it smacked him in the eye.
"Ow! What the fuck Puckerman?" Mike hisses.
"Wasn't me. It was Berry, you know she has a good arm." Puck states, holding his hands up.
"Michael! Do not believe that liar," Rachel hisses.
"I know Rach, don't worry," he says soothingly before flicking the paper ball to Puck's eye. Again, Puck dodged it.
"Haha I am invincible."
"Invincible my ass," Mike scoffs causing Rachel to giggle.
"Fuck off Chang," Puck says flippantly.
"Make me. Oh you can't because no one can beat my ninja skills."
"No one can beat my arms," Puck boasts, promptly flexing his admittedly impressive arms. Rachel and Kurt softly sigh in admiration, but straighten themselves out quickly. Sebastian nudged Rachel and raised an eyebrow, having heard and seen her reaction.
"Shut up," she mutters, blushing in embarrassment.
"Awww, how precious she's blushing," Puck coos, reaching out to pinch Rachel's cheek. She quickly slaps his hand away and he retracts it quickly.
"Fiesty midget," he mutters, rubbing his now very red hand.
"I am not a midget, I'm petite."
"You are a damn midget babe."
"Don't call me babe," she snaps.
"Yeah, only Sebastian can call her that," Kurt comments, smirking.
"Whoa, what?" Matt asks, wide-eyed.
"You two got together already?" Mike asked.
"Well shit you work fast dude," Puck says, punching Sebastian good-naturedly.
"Boys stop it, we are not together," Rachel says cuttingly.
"Yet," Kurt, Puck, Matt, and Noah chorus together. Rachel groaned and facedesked. Sebastian, God bless him, tried his hardest to wipe the grin off his face. He compensated for it by rubbing her back soothingly, while winking at the guys.
"Soon," he mouthed.
And, as my Spanish teacher says, that's the end of the show. I am so sorry about the insane lag guys. I have been insanely busy. I really hope that I didn't lose any of you. Love you all.
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