Dinner with the Family
Leeman was looking to through Peter's closet ( he said it was alright to borrow his things until he got some clothes himself). As he was looking through the closet he noticed they were all white shirts with green pants and they were all too big for him. "Uhm….Meg?"
"Yeah?"
"Have you ever noticed your dad wears the same thing?"
As Meg was putting on her mother's clothes (her boobs didn't fit well in her mom's C cup bra and the blouse felt too tight) she never thought about it until now. Through all her 18 years her dad has worn the same thing as well as the rest of the family including herself. She wondered if anyone from the neighborhood knew about their strange obsession to wear the same attire everyday or they kept it to themselves?
"Honey? Dinner's ready!" shouted her mom from downstairs. She could smell something Italian on the table. Once the aroma hit her nose, her stomach rumbled with hunger. "What's that smell coming from?" he asked. Leeman was hungry as well but at the same time it smelled strange to him. Leeman followed Meg downstairs feeling hesitant about what was being served for dinner.
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The Griffin family were all seated together (with some strange company) eating spaghetti with meatballs. Chris was sitting next to Meg his eyes wondering occasionally at his sister new boobs. "Chris, stop eyeing at your sisters chest! That disgusting!" shouted Lois from across the table. Chris darted his eyes away as well as Peter and Brain. Leeman Vol stared at his food as would a human look at an alien. The noodles on the plate reminded him of Carrion's Nightmares but covered in blood.
"Is there something wrong with the food, Leeman?" asked Lois. He shook his head not wanting to discuss what he thought about it and tried it out. The spaghetti tasted surprisingly good to him that he began eating as if he'd been starving from years. While Leeman Vol was eating the Griffins watched him eat as if he was masturbating in front of them. He was like a big giant incest eating very fast with all three of his mouths. He stopped when he noticed all of them (except Bryan and Shrewie, they were use to that kind of animalistic behavior) staring at him. "Umh….was I doing something wrong?"
Once he asked the question everyone started screaming. What they saw was something moving behind Peter's borrowed white shirt. Leeman didn't seem to notice. "What? Was it the way I was eating?" Something moved again behind the shirt. Only this time blood was coming out. The whole party (except Bryan and Shrewie, apparently they knew what was going to happen) backed away from the table screaming. "Seriously guys what is it?" asked Leeman who stood up feeling frustrated. It was Chris who broke the silence. "He's got a chestbuster like from the movie Alien!"
Leeman looked down at his shirt and smiled. "Oh, I guess she laid her eggs once again in my chest."
"She?" said the Griffins in unison. Leeman unbuttoned his shirt to reveal what looked like to be locust poking out of his chest. Meg fainted at the sight of his chest as the rest of the Griffins stared in blind horror. "Oh my God….its like the plague!" shrieked Lois. As if the prove her right the locust burst out of his chest filling the whole room into a buzzing darkness. The family began screaming while running into many unseen directions in this noisy darkness. While the Griffins were running around like chickens with their heads cut off, Bryan and Shrewie were still eating their dinner as if nothing happened at all.
Lois was feeling the walls trying to find a door but, instead found a window. It was good enough she thought opening the window. It went up smoothly making most of the locust fly out into the night. "Oh, isn't it beautiful," said Leeman in awe. He looked like a mutated zombie with all that blood and tattered clothes. Lois suddenly felt angry at him, "What the hell was that?" she said pointing out the window. Leeman was about to explain until he caught Peter gleefully stomping his feet on the left behind locust.
"YOU MURDERER!" screamed Leeman with anger as he charged Peter and started a fight into the street.
