Weirdness

They were both on the streets fighting each other with theirs fists. This continues for about two minutes until they run into Peter's nemesis….The Chicken! "Ah crap!" said Peter, whom got punched in the face. Soon Peter forgot about Leeman then proceeded in attacking the Chicken. We all know what happens between the Chicken and Peter so let's not go into details about it. Let's just say Leeman Vol watched them disappear into the night with fisticuffs with a look that said What-the-newfernow-just happened then went back into the Griffin house.

Once he got back into the house Lois and Meg were shooing the locust away out of the window. If this was his place he would have let them settle on his flesh but, he got the feeling that wasn't going to happen. He went over to the spot where Peter mercilessly squash the life out of his poor insects. Meg watched him as he picked up the dead bugs with reverent care then took them out to the back yard. Meg was touched by the sight even though what came out of him was gross. She left her mom to taking the bugs out while she followed him outside.

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Leeman made a hole in the ground then buried his insects. He was too deep in sorrow to notice Meg was there until she touched his shoulder. By the touch he started crying. "What's wrong Lee?" she asked. He looked at her with tearful eyes. "T-They were only children! Their mother left them in my care and I promised them a good life but, your idiot father had to kill them!" he said all chocked up. He put his head against her neck weeping rather loudly. Meg couldn't help but, blush a little. She didn't really know much about him but, she wanted to. She bet it was the same for him. The only issue that she needed to deal with was his fascination with insects or rather the fascination with letting them live on his body.

While she was hugging him she felt his hand wonder to her breast. The sensation surprised her and excited her at the same time. "What are you doing?" she asked. Leeman pulled his hand away from her chest, his face blushing with embarrassment. "I'm sorry….it's just with what happened today I want some….comforting," said Leeman, his deformed face getting redder every minute. Meg wasn't offended by this at all, in fact she was quite turned on by the idea. Maybe it was because Meg desperately wanted to feel loved since she had been obsessed before with Brain and Joe but, this was different. This man even though he has three mouths, a missing nose, and looks like a corpse it actually didn't matter. All that mattered was he wanted to be with her. Usually nobody wants to be with Meg, not even her own family.

"Don't worry, Lee. I'm not offended. Are you wanting to do it right here?" she asked. Leeman looked around him, he wasn't quite sure if that was a good idea. "How about we do it in your room, Meg." Without a word she took his hand then went inside. She felt herself getting hot at the idea of having sex with him. They went upstairs to her bedroom, locked the door and began undressing each other. Little did they know they were being watched.

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Quagmire was peeping through Meg's bedroom window which was open. Usually he would look at Meg twice but, since he saw how hot she looked this afternoon he couldn't help but be a peeping tom on Meg. Sure Lois was hot but, Meg was a damn knock out. "Gigiddy, gigiddy, gidaddy," he was mutter. Meg was getting undressed and ready to get 'gigiddy' with her man. If he had been paying any attention to her new boyfriend he would have noticed the three mouths and the deathly color of his skin. Even if he did notice, he wouldn't freak out about it. After all he's Quagmire.

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They were both on the bed hot and bothered. Meg was kissing whatever mouth her lips came across. His body was rough from the scars but, toned. He wondered from her lips to her perfect breast which he bite and sucked making her moan but, not to loudly. She didn't want anyone to come up here and ask what's going on. The way he handled her breasts were one thing but, when it came to being eaten out it was a little harder to control herself.

The first tongue played against her clit while the second and third where inside her hitting her pleasure buttons. Meg gasped at the wonderful sensation she was feeling. It was like having three men pleasuring her at once. "Oh Lee, oh Lee," she kept saying softly. This was torture, she wanted to scream it out since people were here (not to mention her family) they would not like what they see then again this torture made the pleasure even sweeter.

Just when she was about to cum he stopped. "Why you stopping?" she asked. He didn't say anything, he made a smile that would have made any man scream in horror. He made her go on all fours, first he put the second penis inside her then the third. The feeling of two dicks inside was a painful but, oh so pleasurable feeling. The first dick was outside her body playing against her clit. Meg grabbed the lotion and began rubbing his first shaft.

At first he was gentle with her but, that didn't last. Soon he was pounding inside her hard. Hard enough to make the bed shake. This point it was too hard to control herself, the pleasure she was feeling was too much to bare. By then she didn't care if anyone heard or not. "Oh God! Oh Lee!" she screamed, her orgasm coming close. Leeman also couldn't control himself. The way Meg was screaming was nothing compared to his. The way he was screaming wasn't really much of a scream…at least not like a human. With his three mouths his devotion to desire was like a mating call. While they were making love all the insects of Quahog came flying or crawling to the Griffin house thinking they were getting a mate.

As for poor Lois whom cleaned out all the locust screamed in horror as she saw her house covered in bugs. "What the hell is going on?" asked Lois frightened. At this point they heard that strange noise coming from Meg's room. "What's that noise?" asked Brian

"I think Leeman's getting it on with his new girlfriend," said Bryan. Once he said that Bryan and Shrewie gave a high five. Brain and Stewie looked at each other with a look that says 'that's gross'. "Oh my God," said Lois then ran up the stairs only to find that the door was locked.

"Meg! Meg! Open the Door!" shouted Lois

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Meg heard her mom shouting through the door to stop but, she couldn't. "I'm almost there!" she screamed. She indeed was, her orgasm was so close she could feel it. As their orgasm finally reached it's climax, the Chicken and Peter burst through her window and unto the carpet. Peter was about to finish the Chicken off but, he stopped when he saw his daughter in a position with Leeman usually he would do with his wife. They all looked at each other with wide eyes and awkward silence.

"Ummm…..hi Meg," said Peter. Leeman wanted to melt away in embarrassment. I knew I should have done this outside, he thought.