Back in the Abarat
Leeman might not have known it at the time. It wasn't just the insects that he brought with him, unknowingly he brought spies with him. Some of those eggs that lived under his flesh were actually pods that hatched with the other siblings. If any of the Griffins or even Leeman Vol for that matter looked closer at one the imposters they would have noticed how electronic it was. Oh well, unless you are like Stewie or Shrewie no body wanted to go near the things not even Bryan the Caterpillar.
It had been two hours since the black locust have plagued the town of Quahog. It was only a matter of time before Pixler observed the 'Hereafter'. That scenario would come later because as of right now back in the Abarat on Three o' Clock in the morning Carrion was staring at the screen with eyes wide and jaw open. Oh yes, what he was seeing what the whole Abarat has come to dub 'The Three o' Clock Morningwoods'. Carrion had a flood of emotions by watching this porno but the main two were anger and excitement.
Anger was one how did crazy Leeman Vol get hot ass like that and two why does he have more then more member? Mostly Carrion wondered about the second part and the more he thought about it, the more he became insecure about his own manhood. After all, he did lose Boa to a black guy (GIFTED) with red dread locks. Even though he felt angry, he couldn't help but feel aroused. The longer he stared at the screen, the more he began to fantasize. Let's just say it involved a naked Candy and Boa and he was in the middle.
While Carrion was in la-la or should I say ta-ta land Pixler was looking down on the floor shuffling his feet in nervousness. He was expecting Carrion to burst out in rage or to stare at the screen with that stoic face of his. What he wasn't expecting was for Carrion to gawk like a school boy at a strip club. To make matters more embarrassing was when his eyes 'accidentally' wondered to Carrions bulge through his royal robes. Pixler looked down to the floor quickly then took a second look. He could tell by how big his bulge was it was big enough to satisfy a Maztac.
When the porno was finally over, it was silent for what felt like an eternity then finally, Carrion said, "Excuse me….where's you facilities?" Pixler looked at Carrion straight in the face, his nightmare glowing red and pink. He looked like something from a scary Valentine's Day card. Pixler pointed down the hall with a shaky finger, "T-That way, my lord," then Carrion was off. When Carrion left to do his 'business' Pixler sighed in relief sitting in a chair next to the controls. "Am I allowed to come to the lab, Pops?" asked the Kid through the intercom.
"Yes, you are now allowed," he said, turning off the porno. The Kid came in with a smile, a normal smile. That was one of the things he liked about his first creation, he was close to being like a child. Like all children, they get curious which could be a good thing or a bad thing. In this case, it was a bad thing for the Kid was wondering which buttons do what. Unfortunately, Kid pressed the red button that lead to the bathroom which Carrion was occupying. The instant the button was pushed a screen came on to reveal something that would give anybody nightmares.
What they saw to Pixler's horror and the Kid's curiosity was the Lord of Midnight 'pleasing the snake'. "Oh Boa! Oh Candy! You two have been so naughty!" Instantly Pixler covered the Kid's eyes and took him back to his room then locked it. While the Kid was yelling to get out, Pixler ran back to the lab and pushed the red button to turn it off. But before he did he could a glimpse of Carrion's penis. It was huge alright!
Once the screen was off, Pixler had a funny thought. I bet Princess Boa wouldn't have left him if he'd showed her his long dragon. At least he pushed the button on time for Carrion came back to the lab looking….refreshed. That peaceful look on his face was only temporary when Carrion suddenly had him by the neck. "Why did you show me that filth on the screen?" he asked coldly, the nightmares pressing against the glass. Pixler wanted to speak but, could say the words. "The…Girl….Candy….Hereafter!"
The moment Carrion heard Hereafter he let the scientist go. "What does that porno have to do with the Hereafter?"
"That girl isn't from the Abarat…just like that Candy Quakenbush," said Pixler taking in gulps of air. Carrion stared at him for a moment. There was something going on around here. First there was Candy from the Hereafter then another mysterious girl comes to the Abarat from he could guess comes from the Hereafter. "So who is this girl?"
"Well…from what I know, her name his Meg Griffin and she wasn't that good looking as we saw on the screen. In fact she looked plain."
"Like how plain?" Pixler pulled out a photo of a girl that was flat-chested, chubby, and most definitely plain looking. He couldn't believe it at first until Pixler began showing other pictures of Meg getting beautiful as she walked to Commexco City till she meets Leeman Vol then the rest is history. By seeing these pictures it can only mean one thing…..magic.
"So…why is she here?" asked Carrion.
"I have no idea. You can ask Candy the same question." As soon as he said that one of the spies uploaded the latest footage of 'the Hereafter' or in that case the town of Quahog, Rhode Island.
