The 'Hereafter'

Carrion and Pixler look into the town of Quahog. What they thought of as the Hereafter it looked pretty animated….literally it was a cartoon. The first image was of Glen Quagmire sitting in bed fidgeting with a box that was black and gold. He was muttering under his breath 'gigady gigady, gi-ga-dy!' The image quickly changed as the insect went over to Joe's house. There was a baby sitting on the couch looking at the insect which found away to get inside. If Pixler's inventions can read minds they would have heard the baby say in a manly voice, 'Well….this looks interesting. I would like to eat it'.

Before the baby even had a chance to pick up the faux locust the mother came screaming, "Don't eat that!" Out of blind luck the insect was able to get away. Once it was out of Joe's house it went looking elsewhere in Quahog and beyond. It went down the street were the Drunkin Clam was were Peter and the Chicken were kicked out for brawling. It observed the spectacle for five minutes until it got bored and moved else were. Next was Mayor Adam West who was looking at a store mirror. He looked to be debating with himself. "Should I say it? Should I say 'Candyman' five times? Whoops! I just said it! Well, don't worry….it was only one word."

Later the bug spied on Jillian who was talking to a man with a jacket. "I will give you anything you want, free of charge."

"Free?! OMG I love free things," said Jillian happily like a child getting free ice cream which the stranger pulled out of his jacket.

"Now tell me where that mad man with the carpet went," said the Salesmen. Jillian was licking her never ending ice cream cone. "He went that way!" she pointed out. Earlier she was bumped into a man with a carpet. He was talking about something about Seerkind. It sounded like candy to Jillian. The Salesman patted her head like a dog. "Good girl…now where's your apartment?"

"I don't know but, this is were I live," said Jillian handing him a card Brain gave her during their relationship. The Salesman took her by the arm and lead her to her apartment. Immocaleta was going to give it to him soon so he was going to settle with this dumb broad then he'll get Mooney. The insect didn't follow them home instead it left Quahog to the place Stan Smith lived. The insect was the first to break in unnoticed. It was dark and quiet with everyone sleeping except for Roger who was almost drunk. A second later another intruder came in as quietly as the bug. This intruder went by the name Pi and this being was both male and female. It's mission was to kill Stan Smith and to sleep with the whole family. Sadly the insect left before any of the good stuff happened.

Later it went to Virginia were Cleveland lived with his family. The insect spied on the two black woman who seemed to be mother and daughter. They were sitting on the couch holding each other crying. On E News an actor who was almost as famous as Heath Ledger died somewhere in the hot California desert in a mansion were an old Hollywood starlite use to live. "Oh, Todd Pluckitt…Why? WHY!" screamed the mother as the daughter cried even louder. Up on the stairs was a fat kid and a baby with an afro.

"Ah…jeez," said the afro baby rolling his eyes. Unlike the baby the fat kid was crying.

"Oh, Todd you were better then Tom Cruise," cried the fat kid in a whiny voice. The afro baby rolled his eyes again leaving for the room. The insect went to the next window were the father of the house was making a sandwich. As he was making his meal he didn't seem so bothered as to all the banging of the pots and pans. The daughter's white boyfriend was in the kitchen filming the whole thing. "Look dog! Look….this place is like paranormal activity here!" Even though they couldn't hear it but the insect sensitive ears could hear a voice saying "Oh Beelzabub! What does a yattering have to do to get his attention?"

While Carrion and Pixler saw what was happening on the screen they couldn't help but, feel there was something familiar about it. Before the insect could processed with the family it picked up a sound. It was very insect like but it had melody in it like a song.

"What's that sound we're hearing?" asked Carrion looking a little dreamy. Pixler looked at him for a moment puzzled. He was seeing a lot of things that were very….un-Carrion.

"Well….from the melody I would say it's a mating call." As soon as Pixler said this the insect went full speed like Han Solo escaping the Death Star. It was only a second of blur until it hit a window. What they saw on that window was a mixture of de jevu sexy and disturbing at the same time. What they were seeing was like an animated porn flick of what they saw an hour ago. The thing that was disturbing was that it was a cartoon.

The robot insect didn't see it coming but it got crashed into by Peter and the chicken. The last thing it saw before it went static was the look of embarrassment on everyone's faces. They stared at the screen for a moment taking in on what they just saw.

"So….that's the Hereafter?" asked Carrion with wonder and denial. He had the strange feeling for whatever he saw wasn't really the Hereafter at all. What Carrion thought of the Hereafter was something peaceful and less chaotic. Whatever he thought Pixler began making explanations. "Well, I don't think that's really the Hereafter but, I could be-" he stopped when he heard something electric. They turn over to see Meg Griffin in a tight fitting shirt and pants staring back at them with fear.