The Vol Family

In a short amount of time Meg already liked Ceabe and Davy. For one thing they were actually interested in her conversations. Usually when she wanted to talked to someone she would either bored them to death or they would tell her to shut up. Meg talked about Quahog, her family, how she got to the Abarat, etc. "Wow Meg, When I first saw you I thought you were going to be like a goddess or something but, you're like us which is amazing," said Davy happily.

"Why thanks Davy," said Meg, she was touched that someone would call her amazing. "Well, enough about me…tell you about your lives."

"Oh, you'll be probably be bored, it's not as amazing as your story," said Ceabe with a frown.

"What are you saying, honey?" asked Davy. As soon as Davy asked the question Meg witnessed something remarkable. Davy's rainbow skin turned to a paper white and his hair turned a mane of many colors. Just when Meg thought that was weird it got even weirder. Davy's masculine facial features began to look feminine along with the rest of his body….or should we say she. "Oh, Davy….I don't our lives our boring….I mean when I first met you it was quite interesting."

"Quite interesting?" asked Davy, his voice feminine and icy. For what was actually five minutes felt like an hour for Meg. It was like being back home with mom bickering over her dad's laziness. As she thought about it she kind of felt sorry for dad, her mother's voice does sound like an nagging old Boston woman. "My Cha! Ceabe, are you straight?" asked the ridiculously handsome stranger. This man had blonde hair that was flowy (there wasn't any wind) his eyes were radiant blue with a face that was carved by an angel. Apparently this man didn't believe in shirts because Meg and Davy (back into his colorful male form) was oogeling at his nicely muscular body. If this is the Abaratian version of Fernando he's still smoking hot, thought Meg.

While Meg and Davy were under the spell of this person that was better fit on the cover of a romance novel, Ceabe rolled his eyes in annoyance. "No, Brad I'm still proudly gay and by the way this is Leeman's girlfriend, Meg Griffin."

"Griffin…you mean thee Griffin?" asked Brad with mischief in his eyes. Meg blushed as Brad kissed her hand. When he looked at her she wanted to faint at his unnatural beauty. "My wife, Kat and I have seen your finest work. I've never made love so much to her after seeing your performance."

"You mean the woman you stole from Lee?" asked Ceabe matter of factly. Brad turned to him in a mock pose of being emotionally hurt. "Oh Ceabe, I didn't steal Kat….she came to mean begging-"

"Oh, enough of the drama already Brad, you better be glad Leeman isn't here or else he'd send his bugs on you," said a woman with three mouths. Besides her birth defect the rest of her looked gorgeous. She had red hair with eyes as purple as Leeman's. "Are you Lee's mom?" asked Meg, she could see the family resembles. The woman only smiled, "He's my nephew but, I could call him my son since he spent most of his time with my husband and I."

"Why did he spend time with you? Was his family mean to him or something?" asked Meg, in a way she can feel Leeman's pain. The woman sighed, "I think it's better if you go meet them first. Come on Ceabe, the family's over at the Izabella café."

"Oh, mom do I have too?" moaned Ceabe.

"Yes, darling we have to even though I hate my sister-in-law she's part of the family."

"I know, I just hate it when my Aunt tells me that my relationship is 'unnatural'". As mother and son were arguing about family she began thinking of Leeman. Are we actually boyfriend and girlfriend? Thought Meg. They've only known each other for a day and already they had sex twice. As far as Meg knew this was a fling of some kind, an infatuation like with Brian or Joe. At the same time Leeman was different, he actually liked being around her and no one wants to be around Meg Griffin, not even a person uglier then her. On a plus side (even though he was scary to look at) he was an amazing lover.

Already she was getting dirty fantasies about it. She imagined him kissing her naked body making herself wet with desire. "Well, Meg…you are a dirty girl, aren't you?" Meg blushed at the questioner. The speaker was black as the night with green eyes and extremely handsome.

"James!" said the Ceabe's mother in mock shock. The man named James took her in his arms and kissed her. "Don't worry, little Patty, I still love you, you sex kitten."

"Huh, dad please!" said Ceabe in mild disgust, even when we're fully grown it's kind of weird to see our parents to make out. While Ceabe was talking with his parents, Meg was observing the Izabella café. It was like any other place in the mall only everyone looked like they were in Halloween customs. What Meg was really trying to do was find relatives that she could guess was Lee's family weather it be by the three mouths or carry a bug infestation. "What are you looking for Meg?" asked Davy.

"I'm trying to find Lee's family."

"Oh, you mean the in-laws from hell, they over there," pointed Davy to the right table. On the table was a modest looking man who looked kind of sick while the two woman looked like they were in the height of fashion. The first woman was a young black haired beauty in a blue dress. She kind of reminded Meg of Demi Moore. The second woman was a little older with blonde hair wearing a white dress. In a way she was almost like Meg's grandmother from her mother's side.

As Meg walked up to them the first to greet her with a warm smile was the sick looking man. "Ah, you must be Meg Griffin," said the man shaking her hand. "My name is Marius and these two lovely young ladies are my wife and daughter in law." Meg greeted them both with a handshake. Already she got the feeling they didn't like her. When Kat shook her hand she gave her a look was more like a sneer. As for Lee's mother she shook her hand as if she was a dirty thing. "Well," said Marius, "Welcome to the family!"