Hundred Dollaraire

Meg sat with the rest of the family. Even though she already ate dinner she felt hungry. Before they could even start they needed to wait for two more people. Ah why do people have to be so late, thought Meg. "We're not late," said a sweet voice from behind here. Lets make that two people. She could tell right away that they were twin sisters. They both had blue hair with skin that seemed to change color every second. They clothes they were wearing were so revealing that Meg questioned if all they were wearing was just underwear.

"It's not underwear," said the first one

"They're actually clothes," said the other. Meg had to hold back a laugh, even though they both have a sweet voice it sounded like they were little girls. "Well, it wouldn't hurt to wear decent clothes once in a while," said Davy. This comment broke into a brief argument until Ceabe's mother came to the rescue. "Now Star and Luna don't argue, this is family time not bicker time." Quietly the girls sat next to their mother and Brad (who was eyeing them a little).

Meg looked at the menu, in a way it was familiar and yet it wasn't. Fish was very popular on the menu so she decided on the choice of Red Saluna which tasted like tuna and salmon together along with pink fries. While she was eating her strange yet tasty meal she began to listen on the conversations. Marius was talking about his new project to his wife who looked to be more concerned about her face in the mirror. Brad was given the silent treatment by his wife for staring at the slut sisters. Davy and Ceabe were talking sweet somethings to each other in a language she didn't understand. James and Patty were whispering silently when she heard the name 'Leeman'.

Just hearing the name Leeman made her wish he was here. She felt so alone in this big beautiful world and he was her guide….or should we say boyfriend. Oh stop it Meg, she thought to herself. You're just being obsessive like you always are because you are ugly lonely miserable Meg Griffin. "You're not ugly Meg, you're a very pretty girl," said James whom was looking at her with fatherly sincerity. Meg couldn't help but blush, "Really?"

"Of course you are, Meg," said Star.

"Yeah, Meg, you are the prettiest porn star in the Abarat," said Luna making Meg bow her head in embarrassment. Oh God here we go again about the porn! "Don't be ashamed Meg, it's a lot better then prostituting," said Luna. Kat made a mock laugh.

"Well, of course you'll say something like that because you and your slutty sister are porn stars yourself!"

"Hey, at least I'm not an unfaithful bitch like you!" Suddenly the girls were at each other fighting. The fight got the attention of neighboring tables. While some were trying to break up the fight other were egging them on. This type of ruckus continued for about five minutes until a fellow waiter arrived. "Ladies stop! If you continue this fighting we will have to kick you out. Understand? Good, well, is everyone still working on their meals?"

"We're fine, we're ready to pay," said Marius. The waiter nodded then left. Once the waiter was done Leeman's mother was giving her a look as if she was a skunk. "I've always knew Leeman was jealous but, I've never thought he'd go so low as date a porn star!" Meg's face turned red with embarrassment and anger. How dare she assume I'm a porn star, I didn't film our 'thing' on porpose she thought. Just when she was about to give a piece of her mind the waiter came back with a check.

"Alright, who's willing to pay?" asked Marius. When no one answered Marius was about to pay the bill when Meg said "I'll pay," then began digging in her pockets. Earlier when she was in Quahog, she did feel money in her pocket (technically in her mother's pocket). When she extracted the bill she was disappointed it was a full hundred. Great, mom's going to wonder what happened to her hundred dollar bill. Oh well, it needed to be broken anyway. "I'm sorry guys but, I'm going to be paying with a hundred dollar bill."

As soon as she said 'hundred dollar bill' she heard everyone gasp in amazement. Meg looked away from her hundred to the family which was gawking at her as if she was god herself. By all the staring she was getting she thought she did something wrong. "Uhhhhhh…are hundred not allowed?"

"You have a hundred dollar bill?"

"Yeah? Is that bad" then suddenly everyone was laughing. "Bad? Since when was it bad to have a hundred dollars?" asked Kat who was looking at her as if she was retarded. While Kat was still cold as ice the mother on the other hand was sweet as pie to her now. "Oh finally my baby has settled in with a nice rich girl!" she said giving Meg kisses and hugs. Ha, as soon as she hears money she turns nice thought Meg.

"A hundred dollars," squealed the twins. "Our cousin is so lucky!" Just as soon as she was about to be bombarded by Leeman's family blue light came over her body and teleported back to her home in Quahog were a frightened Leeman fell on top of her. "Oh Meg, thank Cha you are here! You mom has been trying to seduce me for days!"