Crazy Time

Lois looked at the box, it was pretty but she was never good at doing puzzles. One time one of her friends got her a 500 puzzle pieces that had a picture of a garden. Just like the puzzle she didn't solve it and planned on putting the box right next to the unopened present she got on her birthday in the basement. Absentmindedly her thumb press the button that brought some life to it. That kind of got Lois's attention, usually puzzles weren't so….nifty. As interesting as it was Peter out of dumb luck saved her from eternal damnation by being well, Peter.

"Lois I can't sleep, I'm bored," said Peter nearly scaring her out of her wits. Usually Lois would bitch at him but now as she looks up to were Leeman was hiding and back at Peter (who didn't notice his wife was buck naked in the middle of the night) then gives Peter the box. "Here honey, play with this," she said then went upstairs to 'surprise' Leeman.

Peter looked at the box in awe at how shiny it is. Like his wife he wasn't interested in solving puzzles, the only difference in being is being retarded. As retarded as he is out of some miracle (more like bad timing) Peter was about to solve it. "Oh pretty," he cooed as he traced his finger over the golden circle then the box did something that made Peter excited, "Ah cool!" then he turns it counter clockwise. Once he solved the puzzle everything went dark. "Lois, the power went off again!" he shouted then blue light suddenly appeared from behind him…..along with epic music.

"Lois Griffin….it's time to play," said an unholy voice. Peter slowly turned around to see four very disfigured people that took S&M to the extreme. While Peter was shrieking in pure terror Pinz on the other hand stood there confused. "Wait a minute…you're not Lois!" As on que Lois is chasing after Leeman down the stairs when suddenly Meg appears out of thin air then get pushed on to the ground. "Oh thank Cha, Meg! Your mother is after me!"

"What?"

"Ghet ouff of mhe!" said the voice of Shrewie. Meg quickly got off the Yoda look alike then screamed in horror once she saw the Order of the Gash. "Well, hi you must be Meg," said Pinz, waving with one hand while covering his erection with the other. It was one thing to see her in his friend's mind and totally a different story seeing her in person. He wasn't expecting her to so hot, she was even hotter then her mom.

During the chase Lois stumbled on the stairs almost killing herself. Once she was able to get up seeing her daughter suddenly standing there with Leeman in her arms she was blushing as she realized she was naked. This was not part of her plan of seduction. "Oh Meg," she said covering herself as best she can. "I didn't know-Ahhhhhhhhh!" she screamed once she saw the Cenobites standing there then running up the stairs. Chris, Brain, and Stewie walk out of their rooms wondering what the commotion was about.

"What's with all the screaming?" asked Chris, he got his answer when he looked downstairs and screamed with his head exploding. As for Stewie and Brian, Brain grimaced at there appearance while Stewie looked on in fascination. "Whoa, those guys are serious sadists…I wonder if they'll help me to world domination," he said rubbing his hands in evilness.

While everyone was having some sort of reaction to them Pinz rubbed his eyes in frustration. "This was not how it was suppose to be!"

"What is it talking about, Leeman?" she asked holding her boyfriend closer to her. Leeman tugged at his collar knowing full well he was going to get his ass chewed out. "Well…your mother wouldn't stop hitting on me and he…well wanted to help out."

"Help…what do you mean help?" she asked with an edge to her voice. Before Leeman could explain Peter was the one to answer. "Leeman made a deal with pin cushion over there to drag her to hell and all kinds of S&M stuff that makes Fifty Shades look like a walk in the park," he said playing some game as if this whole thing was everyday. That's Peter for ya!

"WHAT!" shouted Meg looking at her boyfriend in surprise and anger. While Leeman was trying to defend himself Pinz looked at Peter's head in silent anger. "Pin Cushion? I hate it when people call me that! How did you know that?"

"Butters told me," he said pointing to Butterball….who looks strangely like Peter, playing a game with him. As we can tell things weren't going to go well.